Micro Sonic Grenade
blockquote p{text-align:center;} Wednesday, at ThinkGeek HQ... KING TY How does it... um... how does it work? SIR WILLY OF YONKERS I know not, my liege. KING TY Consult the Book of Office Armaments! BROTHER HARRISON Office Armaments, chapter 42, verses 13 through 37. HANS THE CLERIC - (reading) And Saint Harley raised the sonic grenade up on high, saying, "O Ceiling Cat, bless this thy sonic grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine annoying coworker's eardrums into tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did feast upon the bacon and cheese, and caffeine and marshmallows, and cupcakes and breakfast cereals, and fruit snacks and large chu... BROTHER HARRISON Skip a bit, Brother... HANS THE CLERIC And Ceiling Cat spake, saying, "First shalt thou set the delay. You can has delay of 5, 30, or 60 seconds. Then you seez the LED flash quick liek. Then is the time of the throwing. You can count to three, or four, or even five. Unless you set the delay to five, in which case you is Teh Fail with active grenade in yer paw. Once you has counted enough, lobbest thou the Micro Sonic Grenade toward thy office foe, who, being naughty and not at all a team player, shall snuff it." BROTHER HARRISON Nuff said. ALL Nuff said. Important Note The Micro Sonic Grenade already has a battery installed, however you need to pull the black tab underneath the battery to activate the Grenade the first time you use it. Simply peel back the silicone cover near the bottom of the Grenade where the battery is. Find the black tab and remove. Ready to rumble! Product Features For ages 14+. Not suitable for children due to small parts and loud sound. Office prank grenade to blast your coworkers' eardrums Set the timer to 5, 30, or 60 seconds Hide or throw the grenade near your target Run away (but not so far away that you can't enjoy their suffering) Siren is 110-115 decibels, about the loudness of a sandblaster or power saw Batteries Included WARNING: Avoid prolonged exposure to alarm siren.
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Lifeproof Case For iPhone
Avoided buying an iPhone because you know you'll destroy it? Or are you on your third replacement because your iPhones keep meeting untimely deaths? The Lifeproof Case is for you! It offers seven layers of protection: Waterproof vents on all mics and speakers Anti-reflective optical glass lens Waterproof and dirt-proof seals on case and port Scratch-resistant, waterproof screen protector Polycarbonate frame Non-stick cover Shock-absorbing elastomer It has IP-68 dust protection, sealing your iPhone from mud, sand, grit, dust, lint, and more. Got a dirty job? Going on an off-road adventure? Heading to the beach? The Lifeproof case prevents minute particles from causing abrasive damage or worse, shattered glass. Speaking of the beach, the Lifeproof Case also has IP-68 waterproofing standards. It's the highest "International Protection" rating, which means you can film underwater movies, check your tweets from the hot tub, and even listen to iTunes while you surf. (You'll need waterproof headphones too, BTW.) Snow protection, got that too! Lifeproof Case is built to military standards for shock and impact protection. They meet or exceed Military Standard MIL-STD-810F-516.5, which requires a device to survive drops onto all surfaces and edges onto concrete from at least a height of 1.2 meters (4 feet). And before you worry that this is a tank, it's a slim and sexy case that'll make your friends jealous... but most importantly, will keep your iPhone alive no matter what life throws at you. Product Specifications Protection: Protects against everyday hazards Freedom: Ability to swim and take underwater or anywhere Beauty: Ultra-slim and adds only 1/16" (1.5mm) when measured from the center of the phone Convenience: Weighs less than an ounce (28g) Full Functionality: Double AR-coated optical glass lenses provide unprecedented crystal-clear photo and video quality It offers seven layers of protection: Waterproof vents on all mics and speakers Anti-reflective optical glass lens Waterproof and dirt-proof seals on case and port Scratch-resistant, waterproof screen protector Polycarbonate frame Non-stick cover Shock-absorbing elastomer Current model for use with iPhone 4 or 4S. iPhone 5 coming soon. Note: Lifeproof does not stop bullets (or hammers). While LifeProof is happy in water it is not a deep-sea diver – it rated for immersion at 6.6 feet (2 meters) of water. Yes, LifeProof is tough and resilient but ‘cut us’, and it will bleed.
The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron 2.0
Now with six sound choices including the Infamous Teen Buzz tone and volume control! Now that they've mostly recovered from the twisted mind maze that was the original Annoy-a-tron, send them on a new journey of "self discovery" with version 2.0 Now featuring 6 sound choices plus volume control, it's at least twice as fun (and annoying) as the original. For effective deployment, we humbly suggest the following sound and volume combinations, but you can conduct your own field research for more insight. 15kHz (Teen Buzz tone** - young folks can hear it, older folks cannot!) (full volume) Cricket chirping (medium/low volume) IM Doorbell (low volume) Grating Electronic noise (full volume) Typical Electronic Beep (medium volume) The cricket chirping sound is interesting because someone will instinctively look near the ground when trying to locate a cricket. So, placing the Annoy-a-tron several feet or more above the ground will help to obscure its location. The 15kHz sound is also interesting because this frequency range of sound cannot be heard by everyone. In older adults or those with deteriorated hearing (a condition known as presbycusis) this high frequency sound will not be audible, while others will clearly hear the sound and find it quite annoying. They also might think they are going crazy because people nearby will report that they don't hear anything. Assuming you have done your part in selecting a suitable hiding location for the Annoy-a-tron, it will do its part to drive your co-workers slowly mad with its short and seemingly random beeps. And when someone does locate the Annoy-a-tron, they're not going to know what it is - which is almost as much fun as watching them search for it. Muahaha... The Annoy-a-tron 2.0 takes one CR2450 battery (included) and measures approximately: 2.5" x 1.5" x .35". It will run for over 4 weeks on a single battery. ** - The 'Teen Buzz Tone' is a frequency that young people can hear but older folks cannot. Sometimes younger folks cannot hear it and sometimes older folks can hear it, but, in general, it's called the 'Teen Buzz' tone. When you can hear it, trust us, it's annoying. Dogs agree.
Multi-color LED Flashlight
You know what's sucky about regular flashlights? They only come in two colors: white or that yellowish-white that reminds us of the teeth of an avid coffee drinker. What fun is that kind of flashlight? We'll answer that: NO FUN AT ALL. You know what is fun? Using the Multi-Color LED Flashlight to cast a sickly green glow over your face while telling a zombie story around a campfire. No campfire? Make a fake one with the orange light! Be a super villain that shoots red death beams out of your sleeves! Use the turquoise light to pretend you're a mermaid under the sea! (Wait, you don't do that? Ummm... yeah. Us either.) This isn't an industrial strength light show, but the Multi-Color LED Flashlight still puts out some very bright colored beams. A single button allows you to easily flip to select the color of your choice. Ten different colors in one compact flashlight! Ten! Great for industrial, automotive, household, and recreational uses. We monkeys recommend red for preserving night vision (or for an emergency signal), green for making those pesky maps easier to read, and yellow for foggy days when you can't see the tip of your own tail. The blues and purples are fun too!
Doctor Who Cell Phone Alert Charms
If there is one thing the Doctor hates, it's missing a call on his cell phone. And sometimes, he's in a place where he has to be very quiet and sneak about so he doesn't get seen. Lucky for him, then, that whilst traveling the universe he found a little shop selling baby Daleks and Cybermen - really tiny, pocket-sized Daleks and Cybermen. They were too small to cause any harm, but they did have one curious feature. When exposed to certain frequencies, they would spin in a circle and cause random lights to flash. The good Doctor knew he had a powerful tool at his disposal so he bought a ton of the little creatures and disappeared into his workshop. When he emerged, he had invented the Dalek Cell Phone Alert Charm. Later, by popular demand of folks who were a little creeped out by Daleks and Cybermen, he used the same technology to reproduce his trusty vehicle, the TARDIS. Just hang one off your jacket, computer bag, navel ring, etc., and any time you get a call on your cell phone, your very own Dalek, Cyberman, or TARDIS will spin around and little lights will flash near its base. It's just that simple. So, anytime you have to leave your cell phone on "silent," just watch your charm to see if you have an incoming call. 'But hey,' you are wondering, 'Didn't you just say the Doctor invented these things? Then how did ThinkGeek get them to sell to me?' Let's just say we have friends all over the universe...
Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases
Captain's Log: Just got back from Deep Space Station K-7. What a mess: little guinea pig things all over the place, bar fights, some crew members I didn't recognize (but who seemed really happy to see me), no women for Kirk. It was a long day. Dictating this log using my Starfleet-approved iPhone and protecting said iPhone with my Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Case. Everyone's got one on board the Enterprise. There's one for Command in yellow, Science in blue, and Engineering in red (which we try to recover when... accidents happen). They are high quality plastic with a little sparkle (just like this one lady I met on... never mind). Oh, and one time, there was this freak accident, and I discovered they have these Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases in a mirror universe - only theirs are silvery. I brought one of those back so I can check my hair on away team missions. Hey, a captain's gotta look his best, you know. That's why we all use our Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases. Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases Four awesome Star Trek cases to protect your iPhone 4 or iPhone 4s. Choose from Command (Yellow), Science (Blue), Engineering (Red), or Mirror Universe (mirror-y chromed). Made out of space age (hard) plastic, with Starfleet-approved microsparkles. Fits iPhone 4 (AT&T or Verizon) and iPhone 4s.
Hypnocube Animated LED Cube
Work is stressful. Even if you're lucky enough to have an awesome job like working at ThinkGeek, there are still those days that make you wanna pull out your hair. We can't just sock you out so you think you've been fishing all day. That's really not what we do. However, the good news is, we think this cube can help you. Try to relax. Relax every muscle in your body, from your toes to your fingertips. Relax your legs. You're going to begin to feel your eyelids getting heavy as you slip deeper and deeper into a state of complete relaxation. Your concerns about your job melt away. Deeper and deeper. Way, way down. Deeper and deeper... Whoa, hey, did you nod off for a bit there? We totally did. That feeling is exactly how you'll feel after staring at the Hypnocube for a little while. You'll feel yourself going deeper and deeper as you watch the pretty lights blink in all sorts of colors and patterns. When we count backwards from three, you'll be in a state of complete blissful nerdvana. Your worries, cares, and ambitions will be gone. And you will remain in that state until we snap our monkey fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way down, way down. Two. Way down. One. Product Specifications Cube of mesmerizing LED lights that blink, morph, and change while you stare Pictures do not do this piece justice - it is stunning in person Excellent zoning out device: just gaze and relax Animated light shows runs for over 30 minutes without repeating Cube composed of 64 multi-color LEDs Includes power adapter Dimensions: 5" x 5" x 6.5"
Uzi Tactical Defender Pen
We've always had a thing for crime shows, especially the kind with lots of forensic science. Also, it may help when the scientist happens to be a tattooed goth girl that's on a constant sugar high. Just sayin'. Even if it's faux science done in blue-tinted labs, we love it. The thought of a criminal being brought to justice because they left an eyelash at the scene of the crime is just sweet. But we're also reminded that crime is real and you never know when the bad guys might strike. Are you expecting the unexpected? Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Either way, the Uzi Tactical Pen turns a mere pen into a life saving tool. The DNA Catcher on the crown of the pen is very sharp and can be used to deliver a very nasty jab to an attacker, causing extreme pain and giving you a sample of their DNA to use when you go to the police. Not expecting to get attacked? The crown also doubles as a glass breaker if you ever get trapped in your vehicle... If things get really bad, you can always rely on the hidden handcuff key inside the top of this pen. This badass writing utensil is made of high-grade aircraft aluminum and writes upside down or under water. If you can find a situation where you use all of this pen's features and live to tell the tale, we probably owe you some sort of prize. Product Specifications Tactical pen made from aircraft aluminum Pointed DNA catcher crown that you can use for self defense and come away with your attacker’s DNA Also works as a glass breaker, if the idea of getting DNA samples squicks you out Handcuff key hidden under the glass breaker crown Accepts standard Parker and Fisher Space Pen refills Pocket clip (removable) Writes with black ink, upside down or underwater Dimensions: 6" x .55" (152 x 14mm)
Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas
Beyond the Outer Rim, spins a stormy planet. Long, long ago, climate change led to all the continents being submerged - forcing the inhabitants to build cities on stilts. The planet is, of course, known (by the few who know) as Kamino. Apart from always being rainy, it's a place famous for two exports: clones and Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas. While we can't sell you any clones (against Republic Law), we sure can sell you the 'brellas! These Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas are just freaking awesome. The hilts have been scaled down a bit, so they are very comfortable to hold. And while the shafts don't light up, they are anodized (and a little sparkly) in the proper blade color. The canopy part even has the saber owner's affiliation insignia (Jedi or Imperial) silk-screened on it. These Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas are ready to turn heads while keeping yours dry! If you don't use one of these Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas, you will get wet when it rains. And then Vader will sadly bellow, "Nooooooooo!" Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas Each umbrella has a different Lightsaber hilt (slightly scaled down for easier use). While it doesn't light up, each shaft is anodized in the proper color for the saber's blade. Each umbrella part has silk-screened insignia (either Jedi or Imperial) of the corresponding faction of the saber's owner. Choose yer saber: Anakin - blue shaft - Jedi insignia Darth Vader - red shaft - Imperial insignia Obi-Wan - blue shaft - Jedi insignia. Carrying sheath (with shoulder strap) included. Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible. Dimensions: Canopy Diameter: 47" Total Length: 39"
ThinkGeek Super Monkey Powered Batteries
Hey folks, it doesn't get any simpler than a battery. And these are extra special batteries because they were custom designed by ThinkGeek featuring Timmy, our faithful Simian mascot. Here's what you need to know. You get a set of 4-AA or 4-AAA Alkaline Batteries in a package. Woohoo!
DFX Gamer Gyroscopic Powerball
We love our video games and our computer games. The problem is, they don't love our bodies back. Show us a gamer with an insane amount of cheevos and we'll show you someone who probably has achy hands, wrists, and arms. (And if they don't have Gunnars, they probably have an achy head and eyes, too.) What if there was a way for us to be better gamers and prevent the repetitive stress injuries that come with hours of gaming practice? The DFZ Gamer Gyroscopic Powerball provides a smooth, non-impact workout that will help increase flexibility, quickness, range of motion, finger and grip strength. Not only will this improve your game, but it will help prevent the repetitive stress injuries that would mean Game Over. Simply start the Powerball using the included docking station, pick it up, and start spinning your way to stronger arms and hands. Dynamic resistance means that you can progress at your own pace, working up to the maximum of 40 lbs of torque! Did we mention the Gyroscopic Powerball is also a great tool for musicians, athletes, and anyone who wants to prevent overuse injuries like carpal tunnel or tennis elbow? Keep one on your desk at work to spin while you're on hold and you'll be amazed at how just a few minutes of Powerball per day makes a difference in the quality of life for your typical typetypetyping office monkey. Product Specifications Exercise device for gamers, musicians, and typetypetyping monkeys Aircraft quality gyroscope inside a high impact polycarbonite sphere Start it spinning using the included docking station or give the sphere a karate chop Dynamic resistance is controlled by you, so set your own pace Get up to 14,500 RPM and up to 40 lbs or torque Non-impact workout for strengthening and conditioning your arms, wrists, and hands Can help alleviate pain from carpal tunnel, arthritis, tendonitis, tennis elbow Blue LEDs light up when you're spinning the sphere NASA astronauts have used these on shuttle missions Includes: Powerball with speed meter, docking station starter, training CD Docking station requires two AA batteries (not included)
Steampunk Wrist Monocular
The fog is thick today, as we enter New York City's airspace. It's too thick to dock at our scheduled landing platform. The crew thinks fast. Private Gawthrop scrambles to a free window, removes the brass monocular from the leather pouch on his arm, and scans the horizon. He sees it and yells out the course correction. Thanks to his quick thinking and his Steampunk Wrist Monocular, we moor at the 102nd floor of the Empire State Building. We made it. And, ironically, our cargo was a big shipment of the Steampunk Wrist Monocular, which we offer now to you. As soon as you flip the lever and watch the monocular open up like an eye, you'll be in love. The leather arm pouch is weathered to look like it's been in use for generations - same with the antique brass look of the monocular itself. The Steampunk Wrist Monocular will be an easy addition to your steampunk ensemble and one which has the most important feature (to us): it's not just decoration, but a functional product. Look through your Steampunk Wrist Monocular today, and view the future through the eyes of the past! Steampunk Wrist Monocular Beautifully outfit your steampunk costume with this fully-functional monocular. Weathered leather wrist pouch included. Monocular is made of antique-looking brass and has lever-action opening. Magnification: 2X Dimensions: Wrist Pouch: approx. 13.5" x 4.5" x 1" (laid flat). Monocular: approx. 4" x 2.5" x 2"
Withings Smart Baby Monitor for iPhone
Want to catch up on work but need to keep tabs on your geekling too? Withings Baby Monitor makes it easy with their app for iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch. Just look at the things it lets you do: Watch high-resolution video (with pan-tilt, zoom, and night vision!) Listen in on your baby with crystal clear sound Play lullabies with the touch of a button Talk soothingly to your baby from across the house (or across the world) Turn the nightlight on or off Receive alerts for motion, sound, temperature, and humidity changes Withings Baby Monitor is awesome for parents who travel or nights with a babysitter or at Grandma's house! Nothing beats the peace of mind you get being able to peek in on your geekling any time you want. Check the tech specs here for all the goodies! But wait! You don't need a baby to use this amazing device. It is a high-quality webcam and its wireless nature makes it a handy spy camera if you want to keep an eye on your roommates, officemates, or other unsavory characters. Product Specifications The most amazing baby monitor EVER. Ever, srsly. All features can be used via your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch Monitor your geekling from anywhere in the world 3 MP high definition video with pan-tilt, zoom, and wide-angle LED infrared night vision up to 5 meters with automatic activation Crystal clear sound so you can hear baby and baby can hear you Multi-color LED nightlight Sends text alerts for motion, sound, temperature, and humidity Free & secure WithBaby account can be accessed by up to 3 caregivers Totally wireless, Li-iOn battery charges via micro-USB
Collapsible Shot Glass
There are several of us who grew up in scouting programs, where the motto is Be Prepared. As such, we carry our Swiss Army knives and a home emergency kit and all that good stuff. Unfortunately, there's no program that teaches you how to be prepared as an adult. You know what we mean. What happens when you're at your favorite fan convention, gaming and schmoozing, and someone whips out a bottle of something delicious? You, geek friend, will be prepared if you have the collapsible shot glass on your person. Just pop it open and you're ready to imbibe just over 2 ounces of whatever liquid heaven is being poured. When you're done, just rinse it out and pop it closed again. And always remember, we love you chuckleheads, so drink responsibly. Product Specifications Shot glass is completely collapsible and portable Holds 60 mL (just over 2 ounces) of beverage Made of stainless steel We love you. Drink responsibly.
Solar Powered Water Bottle Cap
Light and water - pretty essential for life. Well, heck, pretty essential for just about anything. This product brings them both together in a highly functional way. The lightest, brightest LED cap available. Turns your water bottle into a solar powered lantern. This small, lightweight (just 2.6oz) cap fits on any "standard" water bottle (2" wide mouth) such as Nalgene, Camelbak, GSI and most others, turning your bottle into a solar-powered lantern. With clean, green solar energy powering your lantern there are no more burned out batteries to worry about or replace (adding to our already toxic landfills).
Green Laser Pointer II
Okay, just about everyone has a red laser pointer. Heck, we even sell a fine one here at ThinkGeek. But, we're pretty sure you want to be a superior geek - and doing it with a green laser is the way to go. This pointer is significantly brighter (about 50 times) than a red laser pointer and because of its unusual color it is much more noticeable. I mean come on, a 532 nm green laser wavelength is obviously superior to a laughable 650 nm red laser wavelength. And unlike a red laser, the green beam itself can be seen in mid-air in dark conditions, not just the laser beam dot. This allows the green laser pointer to be used for pointing to star constellations (skypointing) and also just generally look cool as hell. The green laser beam dot can be seen at much greater distances than with a red laser pointer. Since green direct injection laser diodes aren't readily available, this pointer is based on the use of Diode Pumped Solid State Frequency Doubled (DPSSFD) laser technology. A high power IR laser diode at 808 nm pumps a tiny block of Nd:YVO4 generating light at 1,064 nm which feeds a KTP intracavity frequency doubler crystal to produce the green beam at 532 nm. Features of this unit include: Very bright green laser at 532 nm wavelength Output power of Range of approximately 9,000 ft (2600 m) in darkness 1.1 mm beam diameter at source Momentary push button switch Solid, heavy duty construction Constant wave output (as opposed to pulse output) Takes 2 "AAA" batteries (not included) Can be used for skypointing, projection on low clouds, signaling, highlighting potential explosives Dimensions: 5.6" x .5" dia 90-day warranty Available in Black or Silver color Interested in quantity discounts or custom logo imprinting? More info here. Warning: Green lasers are very powerful. Pointing at aircraft may land you in jail. Without a Monopoly card to get you back out. Use it wisely.
Butterfly Knife Styled Bottle Opener
How do we love drinking with friends, let us count the ways! For starters, we pwn the local trivia matches. Nobody beats the dream team of history geek, nerdy geek, sports geek, and pop culture geek. The other great part about a night out for trivia and beverages is watching cool bartender tricks and then attempting them at home. Except for the fire-breathing trick... that didn’t go so well. The Butterfly Knife Style Bottle opener looks just like a butterfly (or Balisong) knife and it can do all the same tricks you can do with a butterfly knife. Except it opens bottles! Try THAT, butterfly knife! Anyhoo, this bottle opener is made of food grade, high quality stainless steel and guaranteed never to rust, no matter how many frosty bottles you pop open with it. Product Specifications Bottle opener that looks & behaves like a butterfly knife Can do all the same tricks you can do with a butterfly knife (and opens drinks!) Perfect gift for bartenders, beer geeks, knife enthusiasts, BBQ party throwers Made of food grade, high quality stainless steel Guaranteed never to rust Each opener is hand-tested by the manufacturer for durability & performance Safety Note: While this is not a butterfly knife, which can cut you up, it is a half pound of metal. Be careful slinging it around lest you end up with a butterfly knife style dent in your forehead.
Withings Blood Pressure Monitor
Monitoring your blood pressure is an important part of overall health, but if you're one of the 20% of people with white coat hypertension, the reading you're getting at the doctor's office isn't accurate. Think about it. They may not come two by two with hands of blue and a wand that makes your brains exit your nostrils, but medical professionals can be intimidating. You may have normal blood pressure at home, but high at the doctor's office. Or you may have low blood pressure, but test in the normal range at the doc's. How can you get a true and accurate picture of your heart health? Easy: test regularly at home. The Withings Blood Pressure Monitor is designed specifically for iOS devices, so it'll talk to your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch. Simply plug in your iOS device, strap on the cuff, and launch the measurement. The free app keeps your measurement history close at hand so you can detect trends early and be prepared to discuss the big picture at your next doctor's appointment. Product Specifications Easy and accurate self-measurement of blood pressure Connects to any iOS device: iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch Simply plug in your device, strap on the cuff, and start measuring Free app keeps your measurement history close at hand Secured data sharing with your physician Cuff oscillometric method Measurement range: 0 to 285mmHg Accuracy: ±3 mmHg or 2% of reading Pulse: from 40 to 180 beats per minute Accuracy: 5% of reading Cuff circumference: fits arm circumferences 22 to 42cm (9 to 17 in) Automatic inflation with air pump at 15 mmHg/s Controlled pressure release valve Online Dashboard: Free, private and secure online account and access to the best health and coaching online services
Vers 1Q: Wood Cube Portable Bluetooth Sound System
When Timmy is not busy being a ThinkGeek code monkey, he's often in his treehouse in an undisclosed location close to lots of bananas, but not too far from caffeine. And while the undisclosed location does have satellite internet, Timmy tries to keep the place as close to nature as possible, which is why he loves his Vers 1Q. Wrapped in a 3" hand-crafted wood cube, 1Q is a powerful little Bluetooth sound system that produces warm, surprisingly natural sound. Integrated Bluetooth v2.1 provides a simple wireless audio link to any smartphone, laptop or tablet device. It's small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, but can easily deliver enough sound to fill some pretty large spaces. 1Q brings the beauty, natural acoustic properties and inherent renewability of wood to wherever you and your mobile device wander: to the office, the backyard or simply from room to room. With its compact footprint, 30' range and estimated 10+ hours of battery life, 1Q is ready to play. You can even plug two 1Q's together for instant stereo sound. Product Specifications Powerful, beautiful sound from a tiny wooden speaker Plug two 1Qs together for instant 13 watt stereo Super Simple Pairing with your Bluetooth devices 1Q remembers up to 10 of your devices and instantly reconnects Specifications Bluetooth v2.1 3.5 mm Aux In 30' (10M) wireless range 6.5W, 2" full range speaker Approximately 10 hours, internal battery Includes: Vers 1Q sound system USB charging cable 10W USB international charger 3' (1 m) 3.5 mm extension cable Cotton carrying bag Manual Woods available: Bamboo (light) or Walnut (dark) Green! Vers replaces all the wood they use in production 100 to 1 in a partnership with the Arbor Day Foundation. Dimensions: 3" X 3" X 3" Weight: 8 oz.
Beginner Solder Tool Kit
Every journey begins with a first step. When you are journeying into the world of do and make it yourself stuff, many times those first few steps involve soldering. It can seem scary at first, but we know you can do it. The best place to start is with a good selection of tools. Oh, and look - a Beginner Solder Tool Kit. At the heart of the Beginner Solder Tool Kit is (you guessed it) a soldering iron! Plus you also get a stand for said iron (so it doesn't burn you up) and a sponge (to clean the tip). Oh, and to help with getting the wires and bits ready for solder, you get some diagonal cutters, long nose pliers, and wire strippers! The Beginner Solder Tool Kit is the perfect start on a path that will one day lead to your DIY-ing your own robot replacement body. Trust us. Please Note: Solder is not included in this kit to prevent shipping restrictions. We want to make sure all beginners get the tools they need! Beginner Solder Tool Kit The perfect place for a beginner solder soldier to start! Includes: 25W soldering iron, soldering iron stand, sponge (for tip cleaning), diagonal cutters, long nose pliers, and wire strippers. Solder not included. Package Dimensions: 5" x 8" x 2.25"
Multi-Color LED Lightbulb w/Remote
Great for Halloween lighting!! Light-emitting diodes are darn cool and have found uses in so many places - traffic lights, standard lightbulb sockets and high-powered flashlights to name a few. The Multi-Color LED Lightbulb is a super bright LED bulb that can transition through dozens of color and brightness combinations and is compatible with a standard lightbulb socket. The included IR remote can select an individual color or brightness level or choose one of four different transition effects. Great for mood lighting, decorating, parties or special lighting environments. It has multiple brightness level settings and four transition effects (long pause on each color, short pause, slow fade between colors, faster fade). The light is generated from a 5 Watt LED.
Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
"The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's Wampa kabobs, Wampa creole, Wampa gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple Wampa and lemon Wampa, coconut Wampa, pepper Wampa, Wampa soup, Wampa stew, Wampa salad, Wampa and potatoes, Wampa burger, Wampa sandwich... that's about it. The Wampa Ice Scraper is a whimsical way of using a severed limb! Just slide the plush Wampa mitt over your own flesh and you can use the power of Wampa claws to scrape the ice from your car's windshield. The Wampa Ice Scraper keeps your hand warm as you power through Jack Frost's early morning graffiti. In no time, you'll be snug in your warm vehicle, sipping Hoth Cocoa from your travel mug on your way to the office. Product Specifications Ice Scraper covered in a plush Wampa mitten Super warm, a little gross, and totally fun to use Defeat ice with Wampa power! Material: 100% polyester Yes, it's machine washable! Dimensions: 17" x 8.5" (mitt), 3" x 4" (scraper) Officially Licensed Lucasfilm Product Invented and designed by ThinkGeek
Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… some bad ass dudes fought with laser swords called Lightsabers. The Lightsaber Laser Pointers are roughly one third scale versions of the Lightsaber hilts carried by the Sith lord Darth Vader. Not only that, they double as red dot laser pointers. Laser pointers are just as useful as the force. They are perfect if you are teaching a class and need to point out the important equation that is written on the board. It is super fun to make your pets chase the dot around. And, just like a Lightsaber, it can cut through enemies like butter. (Well, maybe not...) The Lightsaber Laser Pointers are fully functional red dot lasers and super stylish mini Lightsaber replicas.
Power-Up Arcade Light Switch Plate
Did you ever dream of living in the arcade when you were a kid? Every morning, you'd eat your cereal on the air hockey table (turned on, of course, so your spoon would float ever so slightly). You'd get in a few rounds of your favorite game before school and when you got home, you and all your friends would mash buttons together. Then you'd go to bed, snuggled up in the ball pit. Hear that? The sound of jingling quarters, bleeping, pew pew pewing, and those words you wouldn't say if Mom's in earshot? That's the sound of pure gamer geek happiness. Recapture that joy in your own home with the Power-Up Arcade Light Switch Plate. The Power-Up replaces your boring, normal light switch with 100% more pew pew pew! A quick few minutes of screwdriver finagling and you'll have arcade nostalgia on your wall, ready to do your bidding. Press the joystick down to turn your lights on. Push it up to turn them off. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! See those two red buttons? Press them for super fun arcade sound effects. Entering a room has never been more fun. Super-Easy Installation! No wiring or electrician skills needed! The Power-Up Arcade Light Switch easily fits over your existing wall switch. Simply remove the two screws on your switch plate then place the Arcade Light Switch over top and replace two screws. The Arcade Light Switch is powered by internal AA batteries so no electrical connection is needed. Remember! Be aware that since the Power-Up Arcade Light Switch fits over your existing wall switch, your light switch type needs to be the common switch type. Dimmers, flat switches, etc.. will not work. Oh and Electricity is awesome but dangerous. Take all safety precautions when replacing your switch plate. Product Specifications Turn any light switch into a retro arcade game Light the "Power-Up!" sign when you turn your lights on or off Press the buttons for arcade sound effects (pew pew!) Requires simple tools (screwdriver) to replace your current switch plate Material: Plastic Required Batteries: 2 AA Batteries power the lights and sounds. The light switch function will work with or without batteries. Dimensions: 5.5" x 6" x 1.75"
Boker Credit Card Knife
We're grateful for our friends who carry Swiss Army knives around with them everywhere. (Even the airport, oops! Yes, fine, we'll pay the obnoxious fee to mail it back home...) But how often have the other tools on a Swiss Army knife come in handy? We bet if we polled multi-tool users, they'd say that the knife portion is infinitely more useful. So we thought... can we find a smaller knife? And sure enough, we did! The Boker Credit Card Knife will fit in your wallet, right in a credit card slot. Designed by Massachusetts knifemaker John Kubasek, this slim profile knife is amazingly compact, just 2.75 inches long when closed and weighing only 1.1 ounces. It fits perfectly in the credit card compartment in your wallet, can be carried via clip in the pocket of your shirt, or on a ball chain around your neck. And with a sturdy frame lock mechanism, titanium liner, and 440C stainless steel blade, you know it's going to last through many of life's little emergencies. Product Specifications Uniquely designed pocket knife that fits into your wallet Compact dimensions, slim profile, extremely lightweight Carry it via removable pocket clip on your shirt Use it as a money clip Or wear it on a ball chain (included) around your neck Reliable and sturdy frame lock mechanism Titanium liner and high performance 440C stainless steel blade Blade stop is made of durable G-10 Ergonomic & comfortable finger coils Closed length: 2.75" Blade length: 2.25" Overall lenght: 5.0" Weight: 1.1 oz. These products are not intended for any unlawful purpose as defined by applicable local, county, state, and federal laws. By agreeing herein, purchaser acknowledges that he/she is 18 years of age or older. Purchaser also acknowledges that he/she is permitted to purchase this product pursuant to his local, county, state, and federal laws.
Drivemocion EX Series LED Car Sign
Currently, we have very few gestures that can accurately communicate how we're feeling to others on the road. Allow us to review them: Raised hand, open palm, glance in rearview mirror: "Thank you for letting me in." Sweep of hand outward from body: "Go ahead, I'll wait." Hands thrown in the air: "I give up!!" Hands up, shoulders raised, head cocked: "I don't know what to think of this situation." Middle finger extended: "You're #1." But there are so many things you'd LOVE to say that just aren't easily communicated through gestures, at least not while driving. The Drivemocion affixes to your rear window and is operated by a remote control by the driver's seat. Want to apologize for cutting someone off accidentally? Press a button and the sign says: SORRY. Want to get a tailgating fool off your backside? Press a button and the sign says: BACK OFF. Want to tell the person behind you that you find them attractive and may possibly rear end the person in front of you because you keep staring at your rearview mirror? Press a button and get a smiley face with hearts for eyes. With the Drivemocion's 16 messages and variety of facial expressions, you can tell the world behind you exactly how you feel. Now, keep your eyes on the road! May not be legal in all states. Check your local laws before purchasing.
Pocket Chainsaw
Chainsaws are awesome tools. They've been around ever since around 1830 (look up: Heine's osteotome) and evolved into what we know by around WWII. But it's kind of hard to keep a whole chainsaw in your pocket (not to mention dangerous). Oh, but now you can. And, because it's just the perfect name, we call this chainsaw you keep in your pocket: the Pocket Chainsaw! Each Pocket Chainsaw comes curled up in a tin. Unfold the 28" chain, and you'll be instantly enamored by the high strength, heat-treated steel links and teeth. Loop on the hooks if you want to just use a finger to pull each side (great for lighter jobs), or add the hooks and then the handles for full hand pulling (for bigger jobs). Wrap the limb you wish to cut and then just pull back and forth. The Pocket Chainsaw works fast and it works clean - cutting in both directions due to the bi-directional teeth. You'll cut through a 3" limb in less than 10 seconds! Keep a Pocket Chainsaw in your car, your household emergency kit, your zombie preparedness pack - you know, anywhere you might need to cut through limbs in a hurry! Pocket Chainsaw Keep a chainsaw with you at all times - for whenever you need to do some cutting! Cuts 3" diameter limbs in 10 seconds (or less)! Made of high strength, heat-treated steel - specially coated for rust resistance. Saw in can weighs only 5 oz! 124 bi-directional teeth. Includes: saw, hooks, handles, and carrying can. Dimensions: 28" long saw (when uncoiled).
Andru - Android Robot USB Device Charger
We Android geeks are an interesting bunch. For all our various reasons, we are avoiding buying an iPhone. Maybe we like to customize our devices. Maybe we think LTE is where it's at. Maybe we like all the form factors that Android devices come in. No matter what the reason, we love our lil droids. And finally, we have an accessory just for us! Andru is made especially for Android phones, although he won't complain if you use him to charge other USB devices. Plug your USB device into his noggin and then plug his feet into the nearest power strip or outlet. He'll happily stand by while your device charges and let you pose his arms and tousle his antennae. Product Specifications Adorable Android charger for Android phones & USB devices Moveable arms and flexible antennae Eyes light up while charging and in standby Choose: Green or Dark Edition Comes with his own stand and USB cable (micro) Input: 120 ~ 240v AC, Output: 5V/1A DC Material: Plastic with a soft matte finish Level V efficiency Dimensions: 2.5" tall
iNox Stainless Steel iPhone Case
There are plenty of iPhone cases out there and most of them are either cheesy or boring. You appreciate Doctor Who, but you don't want a Dalek on your phone. Or maybe you are a klutz, but you don't want a rubber brick of an iPhone case. You want a case that is durable and functional, but also causes a scene every time you pull it from your pocket. Let's face it, it's fun to be the center of attention sometimes and that's what you'll be with iNox. Named after the French for stainless steel, Inox is ultra-thin and lightweight, yet durable enough to provide insurance against scratches and drops. Its 304 stainless steel exoskeleton is the same material used to make the Gateway Arch in St. Louis. The 180-degree rotating visor lid protects your front screen while allowing you to view the time and incoming calls through the precision-cut opening. Flip the lid to access your full screen and the lid doubles as a stand for hands-free viewing. The iNox adds minimal weight to your iPhone while allowing full access to all ports and buttons. It even has an elastic in the lid to hold your cash and cards. Rugged, yet stylish, you'll wonder what you ever did before you provided armor for your iPhone. Product Specifications Durable, ultra-thin, lightweight, and unique stainless steel iPhone 4/4S case Made of 304 stainless steel exoskeleton (same as the Arch in St. Louis!) Felt pads on the interior snuggle your phone securely Lid rotates 180 degrees to open, can double as a stand Precision-cut opening lets you view time and incoming calls when lid is closed Includes a screen protector Dimensions: 4.56" x 2.55" x 0.47" Weight: 1.9 ounces
Phantom Keystroker v2
With the advent of the incessantly beeping and easily concealable Annoy-a-tron, ThinkGeek has ushered in a new era of sophisticated office pranks sure to drive your co-workers bonkers while you snicker silently at your desk. Now the next advanced level in stealthy office joke electronics is ready for your enjoyment. The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim's computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases. Switches on the side allow you to choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three. An adjustment dial sets the duration between "events". We recommend you don't set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless co-worker pal will think his computer has been possessed or infected by a destructive virus. As he writhes in anger and furiously dials tech support you can rest easy with a job well done. WARNING The Phantom Keystroker never hits the return key and it never clicks the mouse button. However you should not use it on anyone's system who is doing critical work where disruption could cause serious consequences. The Phantom Keystroker is a joke, like any joke you need to use prudence and judgement when executing it. You have been warned!
DIY Electronics Design & Projects Kit
Being a geek means being naturally curious about the world around you. Since you love electronic products you are also likely to be very interested in how they actually work. What are the basic electronic parts? How do they function? How are they related to one another? These questions and more can be answered by spending some time with our electronics kit. The DIY Electronics Design & Projects Kit contains everything you need to learn the basics of electronics circuit design. It contains all of the most common electronics components as well as a prototyping breadboard for you to get started right away. Make a light detector, work with IC chips, create an interactive noise maker and more. Hours of amusement and intrigue for students, professionals, hobbyists, artists, and geeks of all types. No soldering is required and the included illustrated manual guides you through each of the projects. After you build all of the projects you can use the parts for your own designs. Includes over 130 parts.
Micro-Plus EX 9-in-1 Multi-tool
The Micro-Plus EX 9-in-1 Key Ring Tool is a lightweight, pocket-sized, key-ring tool kit that includes pliers, wire cutter, wire stripper, wire crimper, bottle opener, #1 flat screwdriver, #2 flat screwdriver, #1 Phillips screwdriver and #2 Phillips screwdriver. The ANSI standard screwdrivers snap into position with ease and change tips in seconds. Open the pliers to use the wire cutter, wire stripper or wire crimper. Open the pliers completely to use the bottle opener. Like all Swiss+Tech tools, a patented quick release mechanism securely locks the Micro-Plus EX onto a key ring. Solid stainless steel construction provides a lifetime of convenience, comfort and readiness. Product Specifications Pliers Wire Cutter Wire Stripper Wire Crimper Bottle Opener #1 Flat Screwdriver #2 Flat Screwdriver #1 Phillips Screwdriver #2 Phillips Screwdriver Solid Stainless Steel Screwdriver Tips Meet ANSI Standards Precision Crafted Lightweight, Yet Rugged Patented Quick-Release Mechanism Securely Locks onto Key Ring
Kelvin.23 All In One Tool
When we moved out of our parents' houses and into our own places back in the day, very few of us were given the tools necessary to do things around our new abodes. We slowly acquired various tools: hand-me-downs from friends, stuff found in dumpsters, or "borrowed" from neighbors. We even bought a tool or two when we went out to buy milk and underpants. And when IKEA came along, we began to amass our collection of allen wrenches. Don't do this to the newbie first-place-r in your life. Get 'em a Kelvin.23 All In One Tool. The Kelvin is a unique, super functional hand tool designed for the everyday jobs you encounter living on your own. With the Kelvin, you can hang pictures, you can tighten up a loose ceiling fan, you can measure small spaces before buying furniture too large for them. No more running around the house, trying to remember where you last used the Phillips head. Everything you need is in the Kelvin, just waiting to help out with your next project. Product Specifications The urban super-tool, ready for to serve the people A great gift for new homeowners or kids moving out of the nest Quality craftsmanship: cast aluminum body, zinc bit extender & hammer surface, CRV screwdriver bits (with satin finish), ABS handle (with rubber touch coating), ALNICO alloy magnets Includes: Screwdriver can lock at 90 degrees for extra torque LED shines light where you work Liquid level keeps things straight 5 ft tape measure helps you cut right the first time Powerful alloy magnets hold loose screws 16 essential screwdriver bits: Hex, Flat, Phillips, Square And yep, there's even a tiny hammer
Credit Card Lightbulb
It's mighty dark in your wallet, a perfect haven for wallet grues. These spawn of old text adventures wreak havoc by de-magnetizing your credit card strips and making that $10 bill you're sure was in there... disappear with out a trace. Largely unknown, the wallet grue is responsible for billions of dollars in losses every year from unsuspecting wallet users. Now you can banish those pesky grues and impress your friends with the Credit Card Lightbulb. This unusual card looks like a flat incandescent bulb, but push the bulb vertical and it unexpectedly lights up. The rest of the card serves as a stand. Store one in your wallet or purse and ward off those deadly grue attacks.
Relativity Watch
We enjoy being smart masses. We got it from our GeekDads, you see. When we asked, "Dad, what time is it?" we got such stellar answers as: "Time for you to go to bed." "It's about that time." "Half past an arm hair." "Time for you to stop asking questions." "How should I know? The clock is in the kitchen." ...and since it seems the younger generation has lost the ability to read analog watches, we thought this watch would be the ultimate way to mess with our younger friends. You see, the hands of this watch tell the time, but the face doesn't. The numbers are melty, much like your concept of time. In 30 seconds, the 3 becomes a 9, or the 11 becomes a 5. (You may or may not be able to convince your boss to let you out of work early.) Product Specifications Numbers on the watch face rotate each second In 30 seconds, 3 becomes 9! Great for people who can't really tell time anyway Also great for time travelers (since a regular watch is useless) Japan quartz movement Band: Black leather
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We're going to assume nobody's found a silencer for that sweet shotgun of yours so it's going to be mighty loud when you double-tap that walker. That noise will attract more zombies, exactly what you don't need. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel. Just wipe it off on the nearest moss-covered tree and you're good to go. It features a nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass and black nylon cord wrapping and includes a nylon snap button sheath with D-ring.There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area. Product Specifications For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies Lightweight and portable axe Features: Wide, upswept blade made of precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel Nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass Handle wrapped with 14 ft. of removable paracord Nylon snap button sheath with mounting loop and accessory pocket Removable carabiner Military styled compass Dimensions: 7 5/8" X 15 1/2" These products are not intended for any unlawful purpose as defined by applicable local, county, state, and federal laws. By agreeing herein, purchaser acknowledges that he/she is 18 years of age or older. Purchaser also acknowledges that he/she is permitted to purchase this product pursuant to his local, county, state, and federal laws.
Doctor Who Designer TARDIS Watch
It's hard to park a TARDIS. Despite it being so small out the outside, it still has a footprint and can easily squish things if you're not careful. We think this is why people like River and Captain Jack have alternate means of getting where they need to go. We've been told that exactly ONE of these Designer TARDIS Watches has time-traveling abilities. Since they're all sealed up in boxes and it would be rude to open them all, we figured we'd just let you try your luck and see if you get the one with the power. If you do, we recommend the following: killing Hitler, buying Apple stock, leaking the endings of BSG & LOST on the internet (during say, season 2?), and betting on the underdog in important sportsball games. And to think, you'll do it all while wearing a handsome TARDIS-blue watch! Product Specifications Stylish watch for fans of Doctor Who Classic and timeless look will fit in no matter where when you travel TARDIS-blue, faux-leather strap Square face features the text from the TARDIS door: POLICE TELEPHONE, FREE FOR USE OF PUBLIC, ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY, OFFICER & CARS WILL RESPOND TO ALL CALLS, PULL TO OPEN. Opening the watch will not reveal a swimming pool Comes in a metal gift box, suitable for reuse as a pencil box! Dimensions: 1 5/8" (watch face), strap is 9.5" long
Tascam iM2 Microphone for iOS
Attention podcasters, musicians, and busy executives! How often has the opportunity arisen where you get a chance at a choice interview, inspiration strikes, or an idea strikes when you don't have a microphone handy? If you're like the rest of the world, the answer is 'all the time.' Convenience is important so that you don't miss those moments, but you also need to make sure your at-the-ready microphone is good quality. So for you iPhone fanatics who haven't succumbed to the iPhone 5, yet, we've got you covered! Tascam, well regarded in the recording industry for their quality and value, developed this little stereo condenser microphone that uses the horsepower and storage of your iPhone to record sweet sweet 44.1kHz/16bit stereo fidelity. The microphone is directional, 180°, so you can hold it in your hand, or set it flat on the table and be assured you'll capture exactly what you want. Features and Specifications Stereo condenser microphones for iPhone 4/4s, iPod Touch 4th Generation, or iPad with a dock connector High-quality stereo condenser microphones Microphones adjustable 180 degrees front to back Built-in analog to digital converter and microphone preamp for low noise recording 125dB SPL maximum level for recording loud shows without distortion Switchable limiter attenuates high-level signals to prevent recording overload Adjustable input level control Powered through iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch dock connector - no other batteries required! CD-quality digital recording (44.1kHz/16-bit linear PCM) Compact size ideal for mobile use Compatible with iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod touch 4G, iPad, iPad 2, iPad 3 with dock connector Not Compatible with iPhone 5, or iPad with Lightning connector Dimensions: 2.3" W x 2.2" H x 0.75" D Weight: 1.05 oz
DIY Guitar Pick Punch
Guitar picks are small, and we have to admit, sometimes we lose 'em. And sometimes, you just discover you need one at the strangest times (impromptu flashmob jam sessions, raucous children's parties, boring company meetings, etc.). Well, the good news is: if you have a DIY Guitar Pick Punch and some imagination, you'll never be without a guitar pick again. Just insert the material you want a pick out of into the DIY Guitar Pick Punch, and . . . well . . . squeeze. Instant guitar pick! Make them out of expired credit cards, those grocery store club cards, plastic packaging material, and more! Hey, want to get super DIY-y? Then punch a few thin picks and glue them together into the ultimate pick of density. Keep a DIY Guitar Pick Punch in your gigbag, and you'll never be without a pick again. Now, if only someone can invent a guitar punch for punching out fully functional guitars! DIY Guitar Pick Punch Never be without a guitar pick again - just punch your own! Can punch a variety of materials - up to 0.9mm thick! Punch a few slimmer picks and glue them together for a truly custom pick experience. Pick Dimensions: similar to a 351 style picks - approx. 1.1875" (30mm) x 1.0625" (25.5mm) Punch Dimensions: approx. 6" x 1.25" x 4.25"
sugru Hacking Putty
For those of us who break things, for those of us who don't like to accept what is given to us, for those of us who like to customize everything we own - a product has arrived to rock your world. sugru Hacking Putty is here! With sugru, "hack" means taking something and improving upon it, making it exactly what you want it to be. There's no room for stories here, as we have a lot to tell you about sugru Hacking Putty. The science masters who created sugru Hacking Putty spent over 5 years perfecting the formula. To fix things, or to add bits, you take a bit of putty and mold it till you're happy. In 24 hours, you'll have a permanent hack. sugru Hacking Putty will still be flexible, however. And it's waterproof, temperature resistant, and more (see below)! Hopefully, you can feel the excitement pouring through these words, because we love everything about sugru Hacking Putty. We've already added grips to tools (with a little texture, too), fixed broken scissors, added some padding to our electronics, and made prototypes for things we can't even tell you about. So, do yourself a favor, get some sugru Hacking Putty now and hack everything in your life! Allergy Warning: sugru contains Methyltris(methylethylketoxime)silane; Gamma-Aminopropyl Triethoxysilane. If you're allergic to this stuff - don't touch sugru. Use gloves, or get a friend to do it. sugru Hacking Putty Hack, fix, and customize everything with the revolutionary putty. Features: Cures at room temperature - fully cured in 24 hours. Self-adhesive - sugru sticks to itself and almost any other substance. Temperature resistant - won't be affected from temperatures of -60°C to 180°C (-76°F to 356°F). Waterproof - since sugru is silicone, it's completely waterproof and durable outdoors. Flexible - maintains flexibility when cured, so you can fix/hack bendy things. Dishwasher safe - not even a soapy dishwasher can phase sugru. Frickin' Awesome - oh, it so is. Includes: 2 x Red Packs 2 x Blue Packs 2 x Yellow Packs 1 x Black Packs 1 x White Packs New Wt: 8 packs of 5g (0.17oz) each.
Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench
Doctor Who has his sonic screwdriver - a small tool that can adjust to any situation. It uses advancements in technology to provide an infinitely adaptable tool. While the Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench won't let you start up your TARDIS, it will let you fiddle with twenty three different sizes of bolts and nuts. And the secret resides in wrench's liquid core. Take a look at the little computer graphic cut-away, and you'll know what we mean. To adjust the Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench, just open the valve, fit around the nut or bolt of your choice, and push the gripper on the opposite end. It will compress the liquid which will, in turn, push the gripper on the end you want. Once it is snug against the nut, close the valve and your Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench is locked into position. It's that easy! The slim heads of the wrench will let you sneak it into tight spaces, and the design of the grip will help you turn even damaged nuts and bolts. Once you get your Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench in your hands, you will instantly know its power - that it looks like something from Doctor Who or Star Trek doesn't hurt either!
Vers 7E Enhanced Bass Wooden Earbuds With Mic
For all you bass lovers out there, the Vers 7E wooden earphones are about to make you happy -- really, really happy. Harnessing the natural acoustic qualities of wood, these hand-crafted walnut or bamboo ear buds will blow your mind without blowing your bass. Now you can listen to all of your favorite music, video games or movies in the privacy of your own mind, with out giving up that deep, earth-shaking feeling that you love. The earphones feature in-ear noise cancellation designed to block out 90% of the surrounding sound, but the in-line microphone and play/pause functionality means you will never miss a beat or a call. Product Specifications Hand-crafted from US hardwood or Bamboo In-ear passive sound isolation design Integrated microphone with mute & play/pause control Audio specs: Precision-tune port 18 Hx - 20 kHx range 114 +/- 3 dB sensitivity 32 ohm impedance
Portal Turret LED Flashlight w/ Sound
"Cave Johnson here. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product: the turret. We box 'em up and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. So you can protect the things that matter most. Just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral. We're done here." - Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: Turrets If there's one thing about turrets, it's that they're uncannily good at seeing things that are in front of them. And then riddling those things with holes. This tiny turret does not include working dual machine guns, but if you give it a squeeze, it'll light up the dark places in your world with a bright LED and explode with sound effects straight from the Portal and Portal 2 games. Just remember to treat it with care, because it's special. Product Specifications Bring a bit of Aperture Science home with this turret flashlight Bright red LED light will help you find all life's lemons Real turret sound effects from the Portal & Portal 2 games Gift box looks just like the one in the Aperture Investment Opportunity #3 video Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 product The Turret Talking Flashlight uses 1 CR2032 coin battery. (included) Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" tall When the side button is pressed your little light up buddy will randomly say one of the following quotes. "Are you still there" "Preparing to dispense product" "I don't hate you" "Target acquired" "Goodbye"
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and stuff. That's why we just had to snatch up a bunch of these Diecast Sonic Screwdrivers. They have the beauty of a collectible with a very realistic twist. The Diecast Sonic Screwdriver is a real screwdriver. Open the chamber in the base, select your tip, and get all DIY on your household chores. Three tips are included for large, medium, and small screws, with each tip reversible for Phillips or flat-head ends. When not using it for mundane tasks, it will light up and make sounds so you can cosplay the Doctor in style. The Diecast Sonic Screwdriver may not save the universe, but it'll definitely keep your world in order.
Third Hand Adjustable Parts Holder with Magnification
It would probably be a bit disturbing if you really had a third hand, unless you were some kind of superhero and it gave you the ability to lift a car or be the world's most supreme gamer. Eating dinner would certainly be much easier and, oh yeah, so would fixing stuff. One hand on the wire, another for the solder and yet another for the iron. It might look strange but it'd be a lot better than asking a n00b to help you. The Third Hand Adjustable Parts Holder might not be quite as incredible as having an actual third hand, but it's still very useful and always ready to assist. Two adjustable arms with alligator clip jaws hold parts in place and the magnifying lens is perfect for getting a detailed view of your work area. Great for holding circuitboards when performing soldering or doing precision repairs or assembly.
Chocolate Scented iPhone Case
Chocolate is a great present, but sadly it normally gets all melty and eaten. But how can you prolong the joy of chocolate without the temptation to eat it? Easy! Don't eat it - smell it! See. All ya gotta do is pack the scent into a super cute iPhone case, and then you can smell chocolate whenever you want. For some strange reason, we call this our Chocolate Scented iPhone Case. But the Chocolate Scented iPhone Case just doesn't smell like chocolate, it actually looks like chocolate. Ok, so it looks like chocolate if it passed through the head of a cartoonist, but that's ok. The chocolate bar on the back of the Chocolate Scented iPhone Case looks super happy to see us, each and every time we sniff it. And that really is a lot. Enough words - Chocolate Scented iPhone Case sniffing time! Chocolate Scented iPhone Case Looks like a cutie chocolate bar on one side, and smells like chocolate all over. Rubbery case protects your iPhone 4/4S and smells like chocolate. Smells like chocolate. Doesn't taste like chocolate, though. Dimensions: iPhone 4/4S case-sized.
WeWood Jupiter Watch
There are a lot of reasons to love wood. For starters, it's a valuable resource in Settlers of Catan. Secondly, it's where we get awesome things like Player's Handbooks and not-so-awesome things like TPS reports. (Sick of TPS reports? We're hiring.) But if you happen to be an animal lover or strict vegetarian or vegan, you may love wood because hey, it's not leather! The WeWood Jupiter Watch is made of 100% natural wood, saved from scraps from the flooring industry that would otherwise be destroyed. The watch features a wood case, bracelet, and dial. It's the perfect gift for someone who is environmentally conscious or who is allergic to other watch materials. Best of all, WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased. Product Specifications Watch made from 100% natural wood WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased Save the planet and have a unique timepiece Features two Miyota movements Hypoallergenic, a good choice for people with metal allergies Perfect gift for an animal lover or woodworker Choose: Red Wing Celtis (Brown) Blackwood (Black) Maple (Beige) Band Length: 8.66" (220mm) can be adjusted down to 6.77" (172mm) Note: Due to the season and age of the wood chosen for your unique WeWood Timepiece, colors may be darker or lighter (within reason and hue) than the photo.
Workstation Repair Tool Kit
A great toolkit for the modern geek including nice sets of screwdrivers, pliers and various size wrenches. These tools will allow you to perform all of the basic repairs on computers and workstations. Also, handy for modding activities and last minute gaming upgrades. The toolkit has these components.
iGeek Large Capacity Portable Charger
Imagine yourself at your favorite convention. You’ve been up and about since 8 am (WHY DID THEY PUT THAT SESSION SO EARLY?) and you’ve consumed enough caffeine to make up for your lack of sleep. You’re tweeting up a storm, snapping pictures of cosplayers, checking prices on the internet before you buy stuff in the exhibit hall. Your battery is slowly withering away and you left your charger in your hotel room. You’ll survive, you think. There’s enough left to get through the night... or is there? If you have a dead battery, you’ll miss the chance to tweet a picture of yourself drinking with (insert celebrigeek of your choice here). And you know the rule: pics or it didn’t happen. Better get yourself an iGeek External Battery Pack before you head to your next con. Don’t let the name deceive you: the iGeek External Battery Pack works for Android, Blackberry, Samsung, Nintendo DS, Sony PSP, and more. If you’re tired of hearing the low battery beep when the night is still young, plug your device into the iGeek for a boost of new life. With a massive 9900 mAh capacity, charge it up once and it’ll keep your lifelines alive for over a week. Product Specifications Ultra reliable lithium ion battery with 9900 maH capacity at 5v output voltage Will easily give you over a week of battery boosts for your device (with normal use) 1 amp & 2 amp ports, charge two devices at the same time! 50 hours of movie time for iPhone, iPod touch or 17 hours movie time for iPad 2 Compatible with: iPhone (3G, 3GS, 4, 4S) iPad, iPad2 iPod Touch, Nano, Classic Android Blackberry Other Stuff (Kindle, Nintendo DS, Sony PSP, and many more - Standard USB charging cable required) Retractable USB cable included No iPhone/iPad adapter is included because it works with the one you already have Rubberized black finish Batteries: Lithium ion (plug in to recharge) DC transformer input: 100v-240v Weight (main unit): 8.6 oz Dimensions (main unit): 3 3/4 x 3 3/16 x 1
Recycled Vinyl Record Guitar Picks
Ah, records - those musical discs from the past that so many children nowadays think are the stuff of fiction. The good news, however, is twofold. First, more and more artists are releasing music on records again. YAY. And second, a bunch of those old records that no longer play are being turned into guitar picks. Yup, you read that right! The music of yesteryear can be turned into the music of this-teryear with a set of these Recycled Record Guitar Picks. Each set of Recycled Record Guitar Picks will score you six picks. Each pick is hand cut from old vinyl records and then the edges are sanded smooth. Who knows what music used to be on them, but just think of all the music that will exist because of them! It's like you can take the magic of the old records and use their soul to inspire your own tunes. Recycled Record Guitar Picks - the right way to recycle music! Recycled Record Guitar Picks Cut by hand from old records that don't play any more. Hand smoothed edges for a comfy feel. Produces a crisper sound than the standard (boring!) nylon pick. Because these are made from real records by hand, the patterns will be as varied as the music that was once audible from the records. Pick Gauge between 1.25-1.55mm (varies based on records made) Six Pack! That's right, you get 6 per order (gauges will vary). Dimensions: approx. 1.87" x 1"
Spudz - Pocket Microfiber Cloth
If you're content scratching up your glasses on your shirttails or going around with a fuzzy outlook on life, Spudz isn't for you. Move along. But if you enjoy seeing clearly and can't afford Lasik yet, stay put and check this out. The main problem with the awesome free microfiber cleaning cloth you get when you pick up your brand-spankin' new glasses from the eye doctor is that you lose it. Sometimes before you even make it home. Then you start wiping your lenses with other things and they get scratched up. Total cleanliness and vision fail. Spudz is the most convenient microfiber lens cloth you'll ever use - and hopefully the last one you'll ever need to buy. The soft microfiber cloth gently cleans the grime from your lenses without chemicals or scratches. It's completely reusable totally environmentally friendly. But most importantly, it comes in a neoprene case - sewn in, so it won't ever come separated. If that isn't neat enough, did we mention that the pouch has a snap hook that lets you connect it to your belt loop, purse strap, or laptop case? If you have four eyes, you gotta have Spudz. Product Specifications Convenient microfiber lens cloth for cleaning glasses For anyone with four eyes (but not compound eyes - back off, bugs!) Don't scratch your lenses with your shirt - protect them with Spudz! Sewn into a neoprene stuff-pouch that clips to your belt or bag Unlike the one you got for free with your glasses, you won't lose it Reusable, environmentally friendly product Love your Spudz: hand wash with mild detergent and air dry with cloth extended
SmartPhone Sleeper Hands-Free Stand
We love our smartphones! They're little buddies that go everywhere with us, keeping us company on long train rides, boring meetings, and anytime we wait in line. But you know where they're a bit of a pain? In bed! Who doesn't want to settle down and watch a video or play a game while they're waiting for the sandman? But having to hold your phone and crane your neck while you're laying down doesn't help matters! Here's where this gadget comes in! With this adjustable, hands-free stand for your smartphone, now you can watch and play while you relax! It works for most smartphones, including iPhones, Android phones, Windows mobile, Blackberries! The best part: it's super easy to use! Just slide it between your mattress and box spring, and it's set. Or find other uses around the house, like with your desk -- great if you have a habit of spilling your drink all over or keep misplacing your phone all over the house! Product Specifications Works with most smartphones including: iPhone/iPod Touch, Android, Windows, Blackberry Completely hands-free usage! Relax with your device. Slide under your mattress or seat cushion Easy to use! No bolts, screws, Velcro, clips, adhesive, or suction cups Great for Movies, skype, facetime, Digital sheet music, and more Neck Length: 27"
Miveu POV Camera System For iPhone
What do skydiving, mountain climb, boxing, paddy cake, and two-handed arm waving have in common? You need two hands to do them! When you’re in the Australian outback and a kangaroo just picked a fight, you'll need to film your brawl, but you also need both fists to punch with. It’s quite the conundrum when you embark on a two-handed adventure and you don’t have a friend to film it. With the Miveu-X iPhone Case and Chest Mount, you can knock some sense into that arrogant kangaroo jerk and have the ability to show the cops when he presses charges! The Miveu-X is a rugged iPhone case that clips right onto the back of your phone. It comes with a replaceable wide-angle lens and a 360º ball joint that you can attach to your chest. The integrated shutter button enables start and stop recording without removing the iPhone. When you’re free climbing Everest, the high impact cover, elastic straps, and flexible chest plate make it easy to film your endeavors. You can even tilt the camera upward toward the summit or straight into the rock to hide the fact that you’re actually just climbing the hill in your backyard and pretending it’s Everest. Get the Miveu-X today and start getting it all on film! Product Specifications Rugged, high impact iPhone cover for filming your adventures Custom, replaceable, adjustable wide angle lens Custom MIVEU lens expands your view to 2x normal iPhone video Elastic straps and flexible chest plate make it comfortable to wear Adjustable angle base for the perfect shot Great for Cycling, skiing, snowboarding, skateboarding, roller coasters, sword duels, velociraptor polo, and so much more Compatibility: iPhone 4 or 4S (all other phones, sorry!)
iPhone Powered Personal Fan
Are you a “fan” of Apple products? Do you enjoy a nice cool breeze whilst being super cool on your iPhone? Are you having a good, hearty laugh at these puns? Then get yourself an iPhone Fan and be the ultimate fanboy or girl. Flexible blade material, lightweight construction, and a super quiet motor make this fan a breeze. (Okay, okay, we'll stop.) It uses minimal power to run and is compatible with all iPhones and iPod Touch models. Just plug the fan into your phone’s charging dock and let the cool air lift your hair. Product Specifications Turn your iDevice into a fan to cool off Compatible with any iPhone and iPod Touch that uses the 30pin connector Plugs into the charging dock of your device Small, lightweight, and discreet Made with solid material and soft, flexible blades Uses minimal power to run Note: Will not work with iPhone 5
Ninja Remote Stealth Television Gadget and IR Jammer
On. Off. Volume Up. Volume Down. Channel Up. Channel Down. What is wrong with the TV? Only you will know it's the Ninja Remote! Annoy the crap out of friends and enemies by possessing their TV. Perfect for interrupting stupid sporting events, obnoxious video games, moronic sitcoms, idiotic talking heads, and poorly scripted movies! Places you could use the Ninja Remote (not that we're encouraging you): At home (we are not responsible for your couples therapy bills) At school (c'mon teen geeks, you know you're tired of those boring history videos) In the doctor or dentist's waiting room (if they're going to waste half your day...) At friends' houses (leave it there for a few days, then come back later to retrieve it) On photography trips (as a super long range shutter remote) The Ninja Remote is here to give you real ultimate power. Like a ninja, you can remain unseen and control any TV from up to 400 feet away. Jam all other remotes so only you can pick the channel or choose the "bomb" function to cause the TV to change channels and volume at random for 5-15 minutes. ThinkGeek is not responsible for loss of spouse, significant other, friends, or employment. We just provide the tools... Product Specifications Prank device allows you to control virtually any TV or digital camera Works up to 400 feet away (a good ninja is never seen!) Bomb button will cause a TV to change channels & volume at random for 5-15 minutes Jam button blocks all other remotes from controlling the TV Take control of all TV functions to watch what you want, wherever you are Upgraded TV codes support virtually any TV, including new HDTVs Powerful IR LEDs give this remote a huge range Digital Camera Shutter button lets you take self-portraits from far, far away Compatible with 99% of the digital cameras on the market Batteries: 3 AAA (not included)
DIY Wooden Knife
Wee geeks want to do everything that the big geeks do. They want to play Mutants & Masterminds, drink Mountain Dew, and mess with our MacBooks. So it's no surprise that they also want to do dangerous things like play with our pocket knives. And up until now, you've had to say, "No." (Or "Okay, but be careful and don't tell ____.") The DIY Wooden Knife is a craft project that teaches wee geeks about knife safety. Invented by the 7-year-old son of a knife designer, this kit includes everything you need to create a lockback, folding knife out of soft wood. You don't need any tools or woodworking skills to complete the basic knife. If you do have more advanced skills, you can help your wee geek sand, stain, and paint the knife. Most parents use this knife as a way to teach their children proper knife handling and safety. Once your geekling can display the skills and responsibility, they can graduate to a real Swiss Army Knife. Product Specifications Recommended ages: 7+ A craft project that teaches children about knife safety The brainchild of a 7-year-old son of a knife designer Creates a lockback, folding wooden knife All parts have safe rounded edges Kit comes ready-to-assemble, no tools necessary If you want, you can sand, stain, and paint it (but you don't need to) Dimensions of completed knife: 8" overall, 3.25" blade
Rear View Spy Sunglasses
You slink down an alleyway and quickly integrate with the crowd on the main street. No one saw you - you're sure of that. But then you start getting that strange prickling feeling on the back of your neck. 'Just because no one saw me merge with this crowd,' you say to yourself, 'doesn't mean someone isn't following me now.' Casually, you slip a pair of sunglasses out of your pocket and put them on. Now, because they are Rear View Spy Sunglasses, you can look at the edges and see behind you. See, the Rear View Spy Sunglasses have edges that specially created, so they look normal from the front but allow you to see behind you. It's as simple as that. A quick glance out of the corner of your eye, and you notice the guy with the funny mustache and eyepatch has been following you for three blocks now. Because of your Rear View Spy Sunglasses, you are now in control. And that dude is gonna wake up with one heck of a headache tomorrow once you're done with him. Super-spy! Rear View Spy Sunglasses See behind you with the reflective edges of these sunglasses. Though, dark, these are just for spying - does not provide any protection against the sun. Dimensions: approx. 5.5" wide.
Grid-It Ultimate Organizer
One of the best parts about having a Bag of Holding is that it fits EVERYTHING. (Sadly, it did not fit the awesome chair we wanted to steal from our hotel at GenCon.) But one of the worst parts about having a bag that fits everything is trying to find one particular piece of that everything. You're elbow deep in the bag, rummaging around, getting papercuts, finding slightly unwrapped cough drops. Ew. Where is that darn pen?! Grid-It is an insanely versatile organization system that will tame your crazy bag once and for all. Its black mat is covered in rubberized woven elastics. Just pull an elastic up, slide your gadget, gizmo, or cord underneath, and let it snap back in place. It's ideal for folks who want to travel with smartphone, iPod, digicam, pencils, pens, snacks, and a variety of charging cables. Configure it however you want! No matter how you arrange things, you can be sure Grid-It's elastics will hold it down securely. Best of all, when you need something, it'll be exactly where you left it. Product Specifications Versatile organization system for everything you keep in your bag Rubberized woven elastics on a black mat Simply pull up on an elastic and slide your gizmo underneath Endless configurations: You'll be shocked at how much it will hold Holds your items firmly in place, even if you shake it! Ideal for electronic devices and their many cables Also great for organizing toiletries, makeup, personal care items Two sizes available: W:10.25" x H:5.125" W:7.67" x H:4.5"
JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPhone
Bring your iPhone gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT iPhone Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. Simply press down to attach the JOYSTICK-IT to your iPhone's screen for improved gaming. No wires or batteries needed. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps. Any game that has an on-screen control pad of some kind is perfect for the JOYSTICK-IT. Simply run your game of choice, place the JOYSTICK-IT over the on-screen control pad and push down. The JOYSTICK-IT sticks to the glass of your display and is ready for action. The lightweight solid milled-aluminum construction of the JOYSTICK-IT adds more precise movement and faster response time for enhanced playability. When you're done, simply pull-up on the JOYSTICK-IT to remove from the screen. Hardware Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT works with any device which features a capacitive touchscreen. This includes the iPhone and many Android™ phones. Want a JOYSTICK-IT for your iPad or Android tablet? We have that, too. Game Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT will work with any game that features a virtual on-screen control pad of some kind. Games that use swiping, swipe-style joypads, joypads with variable on-screen locations, or complex finger based gestures will not work properly with the JOYSTICK-IT. Product Features Add a real physical joystick to your iPhone for enhanced gaming precision Works with thousands of different games No wires or batteries required Removable and reposition-able. Will not harm your screen. Solid milled-aluminum construction Laser etched crosshair design on top of stick adds thumb traction Invented and designed by ThinkGeek Patent Pending design iPhone™ is a Registered Trademark of Apple, Inc.. Android™ is a Registered Trademark of Google, Inc.. This product is not an officially licensed product from Apple, Inc. or Google, Inc..
Freeloader Pico Solar Charger
Being a monkey, Timmy the ThinkGeek monkey is all too familiar with life in the wilderness, swinging from trees, flinging poo on unsuspecting ground-dwellers, eating bananas. But things have changed. Back in the day, you had to write a message on a leaf and send it from monkey to monkey across the jungle. Today, there are smartphones and netbooks and laptops - oh my! And do you know what? There's nowhere to charge your electronics in the woods. That's right - in the wilderness, there's nobody to hear your low battery beep. Enter a life-changing device for the electronics-savvy yet outdoorsy monkey like yourself - the Freeloader Pico, a compact and lightweight solar charger that will charge up your most vital electronic devices while you're far away from an outlet. That's right, you can freeload off the Sun! The premium quality crystalline solar cells will soak in the Sun's rays by day, and when night falls, you can plug your phone or GPS into the Freeloader Pico and charge it up in just a half hour! When you trek through the wilderness, do it with peace of mind knowing your vital devices will stay charged in case of emergency.
Necomimi Brainwave Cat Ears
The unfortunate part of cosplaying an animal is that you can't easily replicate the twitching of a tail or the perking up of ears. This is true for a kitty Halloween costume or for furry fandom felines. As humans, we can only go so far in portraying the majesty of the cat. Until now... Necomimi Brainwave Cat Ears let your ears show your thoughts, just like a real cat! Conceived in Tokyo and designed in Silicon Valley, these ears use research-grade brainwave technology. Slip on the headset and the ears will begin to move in sync with what you're thinking. If something catches your eye, your ears will perk up. If you're in the zone and enjoying yourself, they will wiggle. And if you're chilled out, they'll relax. Necomimi Brainwave Cat Ears are fun for Halloween parties, cosplay, or just hanging around at home with your real cats. Product Specifications Show your emotions in your ears, just like a real kitty For use by animal lovers aged 14 - adult Based on research-grade technology trusted by over 400 universities Conceived in Tokyo, designed in Silicon Valley How it works: Neurons fire in your brain, giving off electrical impulses which are read by the forehead sensor Headset captures brainwave data and interprets it using Attention & Meditation algorithms. Your mental state is translated into movements of the ears. Four movements: Ears perked and wiggling: You're very interested Ears perked up: You're focused on something. Ears wiggle: You're in the zone, enjoying something. Ears down: You're relaxed. One pair of white ears is included with the headset Batteries: 4 AAA (not included) Weight: 10 ounces
Casio Classic Calculator Watch
This style of watch has been around as long as many of us have. But that doesn't mean it's old or dated or useless. NAY! We say that it's just as useful today as it was back in 1975. Where did we find the first ad for a calculator watch? Playboy, of all places. (Seriously, we were there for the advertisements!) The CALCRON was ahead of its time with its solar power, LED screen, and ability to do math right on your wrist. It was soon followed by a calculator watch by an obscure company called Uranus. (We REALLY wish we were joking!) Casio's Classic Calculator watch is a splash-resistant, multifunction watch with integrated calculator touchpad. It's sporty and casual, so it'll go with what we're pretty sure you're wearing right now. It has flexible stopwatch functions with 1/100th second increments and split time. Use it to set your daily alarm, or to beep every hour to remind you time is passing. The Casio Classic Calculator watch will display time in 12 or 24 hour modes, so you military or Euro-folks can have a familiar face. (Get it, face? Ugh, that was awful.) Most importantly, the auto calendar will work until the year 2079, when we will SURELY have our flying cars. Product Specifications Sporty, casual watch with a built-in 8-digit calculator with Touchpad Splash resistant, no need to fear rain or hand-washing Flexible stopwatch functions with 1/100th second increments and split time Single and dual time modes Daily Alarm Hourly time signals (on/off) Auto calendar to year 2079 12/24 hour display modes Uses CR2016 Battery (included) Black with black plastic band
Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp
Huey is an electronic glowing chameleon lamp that dynamically matches the color of whatever he sits on. Have a favorite green notebook? Plop Huey down on top and he matches the color with his glowing skin. Just painted your room Cerulean Blue? Hold Huey against the wall, then squeeze him gently and he'll hold the color, even if you put him down on your brown nightstand. Huey even has a color cycle mode if you're indecisive. Watch him pop from color to color and give him a little reassuring squeeze when he gets to the one you like. Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp makes an adorable addition to your wee geeks room, but he's a great friend to anyone who loves color. How does Huey do it? Well, he lights the surface underneath him with two hidden white LEDs then uses a sophisticated optical sensor to determine the correct color. He then matches this color by adjusting the shade of numerous multi-color LED's imbedded in his body. Huey is truly a toy of the future. Five years ago the color sensing technology he uses was too expensive for consumer products and was featured mainly in scientific measuring devices. Now you can leverage this cool tech for your own frivolous pleasure and ThinkGeek is proud to assist you in your noble quest. Product Features WARNING: This product is not suitable for ages 6 and under. WARNING: Keep away from children under 3 due to power adapter. Electronic glowing chameleon lamp dynamically matches the color of whatever surface he sits on Color cycle mode moves through various colors automatically Squeeze Huey and he'll pause on the current color Soft vinyl construction Comes with color experimentation sheet Makes a great desk accessory or nightlight Powered by included AC adapter (with long cord!) or 3 AAA batteries
Bare Paint Conductive Paint Kits
Ok, no long stories or goofy anythings. Makers out there - you need to get some of this Bare Paint Conductive Paint right now. It's that important. Why? Because it will revolutionize how you design circuits. Well, not how you design them, but what you put them on. Huh? We'll explain. Read on. Bare Paint Conductive Paint is just what the name implies: conductive paint. You can paint it onto walls, floors, any surface (except skin) and it will conduct electricity. From there, your imagination is the limit for what you can make. And get this: you can (once it's dry) paint over Bare Paint Conductive Paint to help it blend in to the surface it's on. AND, you can then add a new layer of Bare Paint Conductive Paint and the two layers won't interact (giving you the power of overlapping circuits). Best of all, there are two Bare Paint Conductive Paint Kits available to get your started. The Card Kit comes with everything (including a mini Bare Paint Conductive Paint pen) to make three greeting cards with light up bits, and the House Kit comes with everything (again, including a mini pen) needed to make two houses that light up when the lights go out around them. So, enjoy these Bare Paint Conductive Paint Kits and then get an extra pot or two and start creating your own projects. Just don't forget to send us pictures, 'cause we want to be proud of all you make with your Bare Paint Conductive Paint. Bare Paint Conductive Paint Kits Electrically conductive paint for painting circuits onto things. Yeah, you read that right: the paint becomes part of the circuit. Water based, nontoxic, and dries at room temperature. Perfect for painting onto any surface (except skin). Repeat: Not for use on skin. Washes off with water - for easy clean up and correction. Three Choices! Card Kit Make three greeting cards with light up features. Includes: 1 Bare Paint Pen (10ml), 3 Cards (2 robot templates + 1 blank), 3 Red Flashing LEDs, 1 Rainbow LED, and 3 3V Coin Cell Batteries. House Kit Make two houses that light up as it gets dark out. Includes: 1 Bare Paint Pen (10ml), 2 100KΩ Resistors, 2 9V Batteries, 2 Light Dependent Resistors, 4 Blue LEDs, 2 Transistors, and 2 Battery Clips. 50ml pot Includes an instruction/tip booklet on the top of the jar. Net Wt.: 50ml
Staple Free Stapler
Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek, small, and coming in chaotic-evil black, deep blue, and smokey "clear", the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five sheets with ease.
Low Glo Key Fob
Everyone has that friend who is perpetually cheerful, the person who embodies the song "This Little Light of Mine, I'm Gonna Let It Shine." We'll be honest, there are days when that person is crazy annoying. But we're happy that they're in our world, brightening up even the darkest days. Especially if they bring cookies. The Low Glo Key Fob is a little continually glowing friend that wants to brighten up the dark times in your life. In dim or dark conditions, the LED will gently glow, helping you find your keys in the bottom of your purse or bag. Squeeze it and it will glow brighter if you need to shed some light on a situation. The patented Low Glo technology saves battery life, so you'll have at least a year of reliable lighting before needing to change the battery. Product Specifications Always-on glow light keychain brightens when pressed LED light bulb will never need replacing Clips to your keys, purse, bag, or backpack Use it as a zipper pull (an excellent gift for a camper, hiker, or skier!) Patented "low glow" technology extends battery life for up to a year First use: Pull and remove plastic tab to activate Battery (included): CR2032 Lithium cell
Star Wars LED Lightsaber Flashlight
Everyone loves Luke Skywalker. He's the classic hero; going from moisture farm hand (mmm, delicious moisture) to the prized jewel of the Rebel Alliance's armed forces, there's not much there to criticize. When things got tough, so did he, and his wardrobe shifted to reflect that change - ever notice how he's wearing white in A New Hope and black in Return of the Jedi? It represents his mindset - but there's one thing that never changes. His handy dandy super bright lightsaber. It stays true to its original hue even when Luke's threads don't. The frosty blue light cuts through the darkness that surrounds Luke as he quests all the way from learning the ways of the Force to becoming a Jedi Master. With this flashlight you can join Luke in his mission to cut through the darkness with an awesome force! Not THE Force, unfortunately, but one that is just as useful - LIGHT! It's attached to a convenient carabiner so you can clip it your keys, your belt loop, or whatever! Keep your saber close at all times to intimidate your enemies, show your true colors, and find your cell phone in the mess that is the back seat of your car in the middle of the night. Whatever trial you may be facing, you can never go wrong by shedding a little more light on the situation.
U-Socket USB Wallplug
Look around you. Chances are pretty good there are at least half a dozen things within arm's reach of you that are plugged into a power outlet. Your laptop, your tablet computer, your phone... even that awesome pair of wireless headphones need to be charged. Everything gets plugged in, though some of the smaller devices have charging interfaces that double for data ports. Your cellphone, for instance, probably recharges over USB. The manufacturer was kind enough to give you a wall-outlet dongle that converts the 110 volts coming out of your wall outlet into 5 volts of USB power. That's fine, but you'll either lose an outlet with that adapter, or you'll misplace the dongle, and you'll have to plug into your computer, and that's not always convenient. So some enterprising engineers at Fastmac realized how easy it would be to just build the transformers right into the wall outlets! Put 2 USB ports in the wall plate next to the 110 volt sockets, and you've doubled the versatility of your power line. We just happened to get a hold of a handful of these outlets, and brought them to you because, well, we think they're pretty awesome. Note that you need to use your considerable brains to install these outlets. Please learn everything you can about replacing wall outlets before even thinking about performing this kind of electrical work. Electricity is dangerous, and you could electrocute yourself, set the house on fire, or ruin your sensitive electronics if you do something wrong. This is srs bznz, so don't cut corners. Tell you what, just do yourself a favor and watch this video. It'll only take a minute. We'll wait. Once you've followed the instructions, you should be able to enjoy some USB power coming right out of your wall. It's the future, man. Features Input voltage: AC 100 to 125V 50/60Hz Output voltage: USB: DC 5.0V 2100mA (2.1 amps) Operation temperature: 0 to 35 Degrees Celsius (32 to 95 Degrees Fahrenheit) Guaranteed to charge all mobile phones that accept USB power, including iPhone 4! 100% Safety Certified, meets all UL standards Approved by NEC (National Electric Code) in all of North America Made and manufactured in the USA
Alkaline Batteries
Batteries, the electric buzzing juice of technological life. We all need them for some gadget we can't live without. Get your alkaline love right here. Brought to you by the letters A, C, D, V and the number 9.
Portal 2 Aperture Logo iPhone Case
Portal fans are so crazy about the companion cube. After carrying it around, loving it, and then having to burninate it, you get attached. But we don't see you carrying a plush companion cube around now, do we? Nope. In fact, we'll bet that there's an iPhone within reach. We'll bet you love your iPhone more than the companion cube and that if you were asked to burninate your iPhone you'd have some strong words to say about it. Thus, we are renaming the iPhone the companion slab. Protect your companion slab with this hard, snap-on case from Valve. The case will hug your companion slab gently and provide protection from all the bumps and scratches of everyday life. A mandatory accessory for anyone who loves Aperture Labs, hates Black Mesa, or just likes cake. Mmmm... cake. (Cake is the only thing that matters.) Product Specifications Mandatory iPhone accessory for all Aperture Labs employees & subjects Officially licensed Valve collectible for fans of Portal 2 Hugs your iPhone gently and provides protection from bumps and scratches Fits the iPhone 4 and 4S
Survival Kit in a Sardine Can
Sardines come packed in metal tins and even though they are a good source of omega 3 fatty acids, they are still oily and kind of funky smelling. No offense to any fans out there but we feel the metal tins could be put to much better use. Here we have a genuine air-tight, waterproof, crushproof sardine can packed full of 25 survival items. Go fish with the hook and line, find your way home with the compass, boil water in the can for your tea and sugar, use the first aid supplies to survive the wilderness. Since being well prepared is half the challenge, you'll have a good head start with this kit. Put one in your car, boat, motorcycle, fishing vest, backpack, bike, emergency kit, etc. The kit includes one of each of the following items: non-aspirin pain reliever, adhesive bandage, alcohol prep pad, antibiotic ointment, book of matches, compass, chewing gum, sugar, salt, energy nugget, duct tape, fire starter cube, first aid instructions, fish hook & line, note paper, pencil, razor blade, safety pin, reflective signal surface, tea bag, waterproof bag, whistle, and wire clip.
Converge - USB Charging Hub
Before the dawning of the age of IKEA, all our dorm rooms and apartments were graced with the furniture wunderkind called the futon. It was a sofa! It was a bed! It was a place to pile clean laundry until you got around to folding it. So useful, our futon. Simple and useful. Converge is the futon of charging hubs. Its white folds remind us of a bendy futon mattress, but it has the added feature of a slot to slip in charging cables. With the help of soft TPE grips, cables stay nestled out of sight behind Converge. Just plug the power source into your nearest outlet and you can charge up to 4 USB devices while they chill out on Converge's curvy frame. Product Specifications Your devices will feel right at home snuggling on Converge Stows cables in the back, out of sight Includes 4 USB outlets Curved to let your devices nestle comfortably while charging Powered with an external power source (110-240v) Manages charging cables for both bottom-connected (iPad, iPhone, etc) and side-connected (cameras, other phones, etc) accessories Compatibility: Charges most USB devices. Will not work with Blackberry Torch, Blackberry Curve, or the Barnes & Noble Nook. Dimensions: approx. 12" x 4" x 5"
iPhone Brick Case
Mr. & Mrs. Minifig have been supervising extensive renovation on their home for several weeks now. It's just about done: the new island in the kitchen, the built-in bookshelves in Mr. Minifig's home office, the walk-in closet of Mrs. Minifig's dreams. A nursery for the Minifig-to-be. It's perfect, except for one minor detail. The home theater room is missing a big screen TV! How is Mr. Minifig going to watch his favorite movies and play video games? You know what looks just like a big screen TV if you're a minifig? An iPhone 4! Wouldn't it be great if your iPhone were compatible with bricks? Dreams delivered, today at ThinkGeek. The Brick iPhone Case is precision molded, high impact ABS and is compatible with LEGO and similar brick system. Snap your iPhone right into Mr. Minifig's home theater room! Build your own custom iPhone dock with your bricks or just pop your favorite mini-fig on the top of your phone. Go ahead, play with your phone. Product Specifications Turn your iPhone 4 (Verizon or AT&T model) into a buildable brick Compatible with LEGO bricks and other similar brick systems Tough, high impact ABS hard case One piece precision molded build platform with special mini-figure platform on top Build your own iPhone stand out of the bricks you have at home! Preserves access to all iPhone buttons and features, including camera & flash Improves your cellular antenna reception - fewer dropped calls Holds your phone's screen off the table to prevent scratches Disclaimer: LEGO® is a registered trademark of the LEGO® Group of companies. All trademarked items are the property of their respective owners and licensees. This product is not endorsed or licensed from the LEGO® Group of companies.
FREEKey Key Ring System
Everyone knows that the nemesis of the fingernail is the key ring. This goes double if your nails are 1) painted, b) too short to be functional, or III) all of the above. All you want to do is give your key to your petsitter and it's an ordeal, especially if you have to wrangle the other keys on your ring to pull off the right one. There's something freaky about FREEKey. It's press-to-open. Just press the key icon and it graciously opens, allowing you to slide keys on and off with ease. FREEKey comes with three group rings, so you can add or remove sets of keys as you need them. Have one ring for your home keys, one ring for office keys, and one for travel keys. Made of lightweight but durable metal, we promise that once you go FREEKey, you'll never go back to a normal key ring. Product Specifications Save the nails! Get a press-to-open key ring. Opens with the press of a finger Comes with 3 group rings to classify your keys Lightweight and durable metal construction Designed in Sweden, manufactured in the USA
Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light
Let's get one thing clear, we like lights on our bikes. Maybe it's because we want a pedal-powered lightcycle, or maybe it's just because LEDs make us happy deep down inside. Whatever. While we do have some excellent simple LED bike lights (see below), there are times when we want to pull out all the stops. These times call for us to step up the hardware. These times call for a Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light! The Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light is just a lovely piece of awesome. The battery pack straps to your bike wheel's hub (so it doesn't mess up the balance) and the light unit quickly installs near the tire. With a few button presses, you're selecting one of 20 different light patterns which will blast out of both sides of your tire (5 super-bright LEDs per side). And then you get to select the colors you want (each theme has many color options). Finally, use science (persistence of vision) and your own muscles (pedaling power) to turn 10 spots of light into awesome streaking patterns. Skulls, invaders from space, rocket ships, fiery comets, and 16 more! Get one Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light for each tire, and you will have the coolest bicycle ever (with the singular exception of Pee-Wee Herman's). Monkey Light 8-Bit Bike Wheel Light Straps to your bike's wheel for a delightful lightshow. Choose from 20 themes and tons of colors (you get to pick the theme and then the color)! 10 full color, ultra-bright LEDs! Hub mount (for battery pack) keeps wheel balanced. Fits bicycle wheels 20" and larger(20, 24, 26, 27, 28, 29, 700c). Great visibility at all speeds (complex patterns best visible at 10+ mph). Maximum safe speed: 40mph. Waterproof for use in all weather. Stainless steel antitheft strap. Vibration proof 3-point mount. Up to 40 hours runtime. Includes: MonkeyLectric M210 Mini Monkey Light bike wheel light, MonkeyLectric Hub mounted battery holder, 2 stainless steel antitheft straps, 8 cable ties for mounting, 3 rubber spacers, stickers, and 20 language instruction sheet. Warranty: 2 year manufacturer warranty. Batteries: 3 AA (not included). Dimensions: Light Size: approx. 5.3" x 2.1" x 0.39" Battery Holder Size: approx. 3.35" x 1.967" x 1.5"
Get-A-Way Driver Pocket Tool
We love compact gadgets with loads of functions and the Get-A-Way Driver Pocket Tool is a perfect fit! It's a screwdriver with four standard flat & Phillips hex bits to handle your needs around the house. It's also an angle driver, a push-button LED flashlight, and can even be used as an oxygen bottle wrench. The Get-A-Way makes us look like we're ready for anything. After a long day of playing with hardware, you can sit back and use it to open a tasty beverage. The pry bar it great for bottles and lids, and it's removable if you want to make your tool even more compact. Quite the package for something that's less than two ounces, making it a great gift for the hardware geek in your life. Product Specifications Multi-tool with loads of functions: Compact screwdriver with four flat & Phillips bits Angle driver Push-button LED flashlight Oxygen bottle wrench Comes with carabiner Removable pry bar underside (can open bottles) Overall open length: 3.75" Weight: 1.9 ounces
FreeLoader Pro Solar Charger
Freeloader Pro is the ultimate solar charger capable of powering virtually every electrical device, anywhere in the world, whether on a beach, a mountain, jungle or the Polar ice cap. Freeloader Pro uses its high power solar panels or USB (cable supplied) to quickly charge its internal battery (7 to 9 hours in sunny conditions). Once fully charged Freeloader Pro is capable of delivering enough power to give a mobile phone 70 hours of standby time, 5000 page turns on an eBook or a 100% full charge for a digital camera battery. Also by switching its multi-voltage switch to 9.5V, the Freeloader Pro is capable of charging power hungry, high voltage devices such as MP4 players, portable DVD players and SLR camera batteries. The metallic push button "Power Halo" indicates how much power is in Freeloader Pro's battery. Made from tough aluminum and finished in a stylish "piano" black finish, Freeloader Pro is the perfect companion for travelers, journalists, explorers, mobile geeks, and anyone who demands the best. Included with the Freeloader Pro is the CamCaddy. The CamCaddy is a specially designed adapter that accepts virtually every type of camera battery whether a simple compact digital camera, professional SLR or a video camera battery. CamCaddy suits all sizes of battery (3.2v to 7.9v) using its variable slider bar and adjustable contact pins. Light weight and rugged, the CamCaddy is the ONLY camera battery charger capable of powering virtually all camera batteries.
Touchless IR Thermometer
Are you worried about the increasing entropy of the universe? Does the second law of thermodynamics keep you awake at night? Are you concerned that all matter is cooling to a state of equilibrium in an irreversible fashion? If any of these describe you then the Touchless IR Thermometer should come in pretty handy (or at least it'll keep you so busy checking the temperature of everything that you forget about the potentially grim implications of that stupid second law). It's also kind of addictive and you'll quickly be looking for hot and cold stuff to check the temperature.
Doctor Who River Song's TARDIS Journal
River Song's diary was given to her by the Doctor, but he never got to read it. After all, a time traveler must never tell all of her secrets, Sweetie. Within this diary are things that could change all of space and time... or maybe just River's secret recipe for moussaka. We'll probably never know for sure. This TARDIS-shaped notebook is perfect for keeping track of your timeline, or just writing down your dreams of traveling through time and space with a 900-year-old alien. It's a handy size for carrying wherever you go and has 160 pages that are ready to contain all of your spoilers and secrets. Product Specifications Journal that looks like the TARDIS Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Fill it with all your spoilers 160 lined white pages Dimensions: 8" tall x 5" wide
RFID Blocking Passport Billfold
As of October, 2006, the US state department issued rules that dictate all US passports must have embedded RFID tags. The chips are designed to hold biometric data for passport holders, but are not designed to track your movements... Or so they say... You don't have to be a tin-foil-hat-wearing paranoid to be concerned about the implications to RFID tags built into your personal identification. From a distance, anyone with the right equipment can read the contents of that chip. He can tell your name, nationality, or any bit of info the gubmint decides to embed in your passport. For argument's sake, you may trust the powers that be with that info, but anybody can get at that data. Do you trust everyone? You lock your car, and your house, why not lock your personal data as well? Place your passport inside the RFID Blocking Passport Billfold, and your data remains safely ensconced inside soft black leather, only readable when you want it to be. Just like the RFID Blocking Wallet, your personal information never leaks out, and you won't have to put tin-foil down your pants. The RFID Blocking Passport Billfold has room for you passport, and also has room for four credit-cards, your driver's license, and a pocket for your folding money. Nice! Features Leather wallet fits a standard International Passport Blocks RFID tags from being read remotely Four card slots to store your credit cards Dimensions: 6-1/8 x 4-1/4 x 7/8 inches
KGB Disappearing Ink Pen
Rule one of being a spy is never letting anyone know you are a spy. And part of that is never leaving evidence or incriminating documents behind. It sounds hard, but not if you have the right tools. And we're here to help you collect the right tools. With the KGB Disappearing Ink Pen, you'll never leave a speck of your handwriting ever again - because the ink in this pen will vanish without a trace. You've probably seen "disappearing ink pens" before, but you ain't seen nothing like the KGB Disappearing Ink Pen. This pen features a special gel ink developed by real KGB scientists during the Cold War (and made in Russia), that disappears completely. Because it is a gel pen, you don't need to press hard which prevents paper indenting. You'll notice the ink fading within a matter of minutes - and it will be completely gone within 48 hours. And not just faded - gone! Even UV scanners won't be able to detect that anything was ever written with the KGB Disappearing Ink Pen. Spies need the best (you need the best), and the KGB Disappearing Ink Pen is the best there is. Please Note: This is not a cheapo invisible ink sort of pen. This is real KGB science. Once the ink disappears, nothing will be able to tell there was ever writing on the paper. Nothing.
NeuroSky Mindwave Mobile
Just kidding! Using the NeuroSky Mindwave Mobile will not give you the supersoldier powers of River Tam, but it is crazy fun. Mindwave Mobile is the world's least expensive research-grade EEG headset available. It interfaces with mobile devices (iOS and Android) and your desktop computer and can be used to play a variety of games, brain trainers, and educational apps. It's the ultimate introduction into the world of brain-computer interface. Can you control a game with only the power of your mind? Mindwave Mobile is compatible with Apple iOS products, including iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad as well as Android phones and tablets. It will also work great with your Mac or PC and includes 5 bonus apps for desktop: Brainwave Visualizer, Man.Up, ZombiePop, Meditation Journal, and the MindWave Tutorial. Product Specifications A great introduction to brain-computer interface Works with iOS and Android mobile devices as well as Mac & PC Headset safely measures and outputs the EGG power spectrums, eSense meters (attention/meditation), and eye blinks Grounds via an ear clip; sensor arm rests on the forehead above the eye (FP1 position) 5 bonus apps for PC/Mac are included: Brainwave Visualizer, Man.Up, ZombiePop, Meditation Journal, and the MindWave Tutorial. MindWave Mobile Uses the TGAM1 module Automatic wireless pairing Single AAA Battery 8-hours battery run time Bluetooth v3.0 Class 2 (10 meters range). Bluetooth dongle not included. Static Headset ID (headsets have a unique ID for pairing purposes) iOS and Android support Measures Raw-Brainwaves Processing and output of EEG power spectrums (Alpha, Beta, etc.) Processing and output of NeuroSky proprietary eSense meter for Attention, Meditation, and other future meters EEG/ECG signal quality analysis (can be used to detect poor contact and whether the device is off the head) Physical Weight: 90g Sensor arm up: height: 225mm x width: 155mm x depth: 92mm Sensor Arm down: height: 225mm x width: 155mm x depth: 165mm Bluetooth BT Version: 3.0 BT Output Power: Class 2 BT Minimum Voltage: 1.0V BT Range: 10m range BT Power Consumption: 80mA (when connected and transmitting) Low Battery Indicator 1.1V UART(Serial): VCC, GNC, TX, RX UART Baudrate: 57,600 Baud Separate additional iOS and Android Apps are available through their respective App Store.
Smith & Wesson Protector Watch v2.0
This watch isn't going to shoot anyone, but it's definitely one of the more badass looking watches we carry. Not into badassery? How about chemistry? Want to be just a tiny bit radioactive? (Duh, who doesn't?) The Smith & Wesson Protector Watch features tritium illumination. Tritium, also known as T, 3H or Hydrogen-3, is a radioactive isotope of hydrogen. Since naturally occurring tritium is extremely rare on our planet, it's pretty special to have a little bit of it trapped inside your watch. Where else have you seen tritium illumination, you might ask? Other watches (not nearly as cool as this one), glowing novelty keychains, self-illuminated exit signs, glow-in-the-dark equipment for military use, analog dials in aircraft, compasses, and sights for some weapons. Even some old rotary telephones used tritium illumination, but since they're all really old now they don't produce much light. The S&W Protector Watch is classic geek black with a metal (or rubber!) band, tritium illuminated display, and rotating bezel. Swiss movement means it'll always be on time (even if you're not) and the battery will last up to 3 years. But really, it's all about the tritium, baby. Product Specifications Smith & Wesson Protector watch with tritium self-illuminating display MB Microtec Tritium on the hands and 12/3/6/9 markers Screw down crown rotating bezel Water resistant to 200 m Battery lasts up to 3 years Swiss component movement Comes with both metal and rubber straps, easily swappable
Universal Network Cable
Just rotate the center to the cable you need If you're a member of the IT crowd, it's sometimes hard to explain to your management why you need things. Especially if they're the type of people who think the internet is a black box with a red LED on top or people who believe that if you type "Google" into Google you'll break the internet. Try explaining to them that every time you need a patch cable that you have to dig through the giant box of everything cable-shaped for an eternity before finding the right one. To them, all cables are the same. So here's what you're going to say... ready? "Hey, last time I had to find a patch cable, it cost you $50 worth of my time. Buy me one of these and I'll never have to waste that time again." They don't need to know that the Universal Network Cable adapter allows you to change wiring standard with just a click. They won't care about going from straight through to crossover. Their eyes will glaze over when you mention Cisco or T1 or DDS. Just tell them that the Universal Network Cable is THE essential tool for the IT crowd, and that you'll save them tons of wasted man/grrl hours a year. (Don't tell them that you'll spend those newly-found hours playing World of Warcraft. Bad idea.)
Jot Stylus
It's funny how technological trends come full circle. First, there was the age of the Palm PDA, where we used a stylus to tap away at our busy schedules and we learned the single stroke gestures of Graffiti to be able to write notes quickly. Then we moved to Blackberry with the keyboards and the... trackball. (Fans of xkcd know what we really wanted to type there.) And now, we have our iPhones and Androids and we're happily dragging our digits across the screens and calling it revolutionary. Sure it's revolutionary, but as anyone who has tried to play DrawSomething on their phone can tell you, we all have fat fingers. The Jot Capacitive Touch Stylus is here to save you from your clumsy hand sausages. Just pop open the Jot and you'll immediately feel like you're holding a familiar ballpoint pen - because you are! The durable aluminum and steel exterior gives Jot superior conductivity while feeling like a luxury writing instrument in your hand. You'll be sketching like a artistic boss in no time. Product Specifications Stylus for your smartphone or tablet Captures the precision stroke of everything you write or draw Thin and clear disc gives you accuracy at up to a 40 degree angle Quality craftsmanship, feels like a luxury writing instrument Materials: Durable aluminum and steel for superior conductivity Protective cap sits on the back of the pen while you write Compatible with all capacitive touch screen devices (smartphones, tablets, iPod Touch, etc.) Note: Jot works well with the majority of screen protectors, except the following: Zagg Glossy, Ghost Armor, Bodyguardz, Skinomi, Wrapsol
Bluetooth Sliding Keyboard Case for iPhone 4/4S
You love your iPhone for all the amazing apps that keep you entertained and organized. And for Siri, even if she won't marry you. But typing things on your iPhone drives you insane. Either you take 10 minutes per text to get it perfect, or you just let things fly however they come out (which has earned you not one but three appearances on DamnYouAutocorrect). Those days are over. The Bluetooth Keyboard Case will turn your iPhone 4 or 4S into the sleek and accurate texting machine you've always wanted. It's a hardshell plastic case with a slide-out keyboard that connects to your iPhone via Bluetooth. Setup is simple and you only have to do it once for your iPhone to learn to love its new friend. Finally, you'll be able to two-thumb type like the days of yore and still enjoy all your favorite App Store goodies. Product Specifications Bluetooth Keyboard Case lets you type accurately on a real keyboard Setup is simple and only has to be done once for your iPhone to recognize the keyboard No more appearances on DamnYouAutocorrect because of your bad typing! All necessary ports, buttons, and camera lenses are unobstructed Compatible with iPhone 4 and 4S
FlipIt! Portable Power Strip
You're about to catch your interplanetary transport to Phloston Paradise when you go through your packing list: Multipass? Check. Book of matches? Check. ZF-1 with titanium recharger, rocket launcher, arrow launcher with explosive poisonous gas heads, net launcher, flame thrower and ice-cube system. Check. You need to be prepared when you travel. Speaking of being prepared, how are you going to charge your brand new gun? Plug it into the wall? Hold on right there - for all it's beauty and beaches, Phloston's hotel rooms have only a few outlets, and their power system is notoriously unstable. One tiny power surge, and your ZF-1's little red button could go... well, let's just say it'd be bad. Good thing you remembered to pack a portable power strip. This one not only includes three US 110v grounded plugs, and two USB charging ports, but it will also protect your power-hungry gadgets from a 612 Joule electrical jolt! Normally, you'd need a surge strip three times the size to get that kind of protection, and you just don't have that kind of room in your travel bags. As compact as the ZF-1 is, there's not much room for sundries. So next time you find yourself crossing the frontier of the Federated Territories, make sure you bring some protection with you. A gun could also help. Also a multipass. Features Provides 3 surge-protected outlets and 2 USB ports Charge an array of portable devices, including the iPhone and iPad Power plug flips down for easy travel Measures Approx. 2.25"L x 1.63"W x4.25"H Protects up to 612 Joules Manufacturer warranties connected electronics for up to $30,000 in damages 2 USB Ports are 5V / 750 mA (1.5 Amps Total)
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver LED Flashlights
Things are looking dark for our Doctor, what with all the [spoiler redacted] and the [spoiler redacted], and not to mention that time when he saw the [spoiler redacted] destroying [spoiler redacted] with the [spoiler redacted]. Gosh, that was EPIC. We never [emotional reaction redacted] so hard as when [spoiler redacted], either. Wow. Who knew TV could be so amazing? When life hands you darkness, whip out your Sonic Screwdriver LED Flashlight. It's modeled to look exactly like the Doctor's famous tool, but instead of opening locked doors and fixing electronics, it shines with the brightness of LEDs. Not a fan of collecting unitaskers? Leave the regular sonic screwdriver replicas to the folks who do cosplay or have display cases. This is the perfect blend of collectible and useful tool! Product Specifications Sonic screwdriver that's really a flashlight Choose: 10th Doctor or 11th Doctor styles Super bright LED for timey-wimey adventuring Have your collectible and use it, too! Approx 6.5" in length Uses 3 button cell batteries (included)
Boombox Metal Wristwatch
Do you reminisce sometimes? Or shall we say think back? To the time when a boombox bumped your favorite track? (Alright, we're out of rhymes.) If you reminisce about the time when you could woo someone with your ability to hold your arms above your head for three minutes, then we have the timepiece for you. This Boombox Watch may not be much good in battle. It may not take D batteries and may not actually play any music at all, but it does do one thing: it shows you've got style. (It also tells time). We are talking about old school style. Adidas pants and bucket hat Run DMC/LL Cool J type style, not old school like skinny tie and fedora Donald Draper type style. You may not be able to roam the streets with your jambox on your shoulder anymore, but with the Boombox Watch you can show that the boombox never went out of style. Check it. Product Specifications Profess your love for the boombox with your watch Digital LCD Display Locking Clasp Side push buttons Display automatically shuts off after 3 seconds Face Dimensions: approx. 2" x 1.42"
ThinkGeek Bluetooth Retro Handset
Okay, so apparently this Bluetooth stuff is named after a 10th century king of Denmark who enjoyed eating blueberries a bit too much, resulting in blue stained teeth. Harold "Bluetooth" Gormson helped to unite Sweden, Norway, and Denmark much like the way Bluetooth helps to unite your wireless gadgets under a single standard. And did we mention that the Bluetooth logo is composed of the rune characters representing his initials - H and B. But that's enough useless trivia for today - let's move onto something much more important! We have taken the ever-popular Retro Handset and updated it to connect to your cell phone using Bluetooth technology. That's right! No more tangled up phone cord. Now people will think you're really crazy talking into a old-time handset connected to... nothing. Oh, and speaking of nothing, there's nothing out there quite like this handset because this product is a ThinkGeek original design, only available here. How 'bout them blueberries?
Pocket Microscope
A microscope can be a pretty handy device, especially when looking at objects that are microscopic. They have been in use for nearly 400 years and have developed into some pretty sophisticated devices, such as the scanning electron microscope or even a USB microscope. With an entire universe of small stuff all around us, the microscope is a wonderful tool for investigation and exploration. The Pocket Microscope is a powerful 60-100x magnification microscope with an extremely lightweight and portable design. It features a built-in LED light that provides a bright, clear image and a rubberized eyepiece for comfortable viewing. Fits easily in your pocket to bring with you anywhere. Great for science education, printed circuit board (PCB) inspection, jewelers, hobbyists, tinkerers, and geeks of all types.
Pivot Power - Articulated Power Strip
Somewhere, in the grand history of electronic stuff, nobody bothered to set a standard for the size and shape of plugs and adapters. Thus, we have big square ones, long rectangular ones, semi-round ones, even oddly geometric ones. And trying to plug them all into one surge protector is like playing Tetris in a game with no long pieces. Pivot Power made us squeal with nerdly glee. With six adjustable outlets, we can pivot this surge protector in such a way that we can actually use all six outlets. Every plug fits into every outlet. And if that wasn't cool enough, you can also use Pivot Power's ... powers to wrap around furniture or squeeze a surge protector into hard to reach places. (The six foot long cord helps with that too!) With 672 joules of rock-solid protection, Pivot Power is poised to be our new favorite surge protector - why not give it a shot and see if you agree? Product Specifications Adjustable power strip that holds large adapters in every outlet Six adjustable outlets: every kind of plug fits into every outlet No more unusable outlets! Just pivot and fit it! 672 Joules of rock-solid protection Flexible shape pivots around furniture and hard to reach places Crazy reach: Six feet of cord with a flat head plug Conforms to UL Std No. 1363, Certified to CSA Std C22.2 No. 21
Messograf Caliper Pen
Guess what we have in our pocket? Nope, it's not a tiny monkey. It's the coolest pen ever. Not only does it write stuff as one would expect of a pen, it also features a 4" exterior Vernier caliper. Yep, you can measure twice, and then use the very same tool to write down your measurements. But that's not all! It's also a metric screw thread scale. But that's not all! It's also a tire tread depth scale. Yep, if you're out of pennies you can just pull out your pen to check your tire tread. If you're looking for a pen to up your nerd cred, impress your car freak of a brother-in-law, and also write stuff, look no further. This is the pen you're looking for. Product Specifications It's a pen, it's a Vernier caliper, it'll check your tire tread! 4" exterior Vernier caliper (0.1mm metric and 1/16 inch scale) Retractable ballpoint pen to mark down your measurements Metric screw thread scale and tire tread depth scale, too! Made in Germany and is the best looking pen on the block
8GB Flash Drive Lighter
Electronics and fire have never been friends and you could even say they are essentially sworn enemies. But in the case of this USB flash drive they have decided to call a truce. Long standing differences have been put aside to create a product that is both practical and very unique. This flash drive has an ample 8GB capacity and the lighter is refillable. The USB connector slides out of the bottom of the metal case, using a small slider lever located on the side of the lighter. The lighter has a polished chrome finish and an adjustable flame.
Telepen Telescopic Keychain Pen
We've all been there. Somebody sent you a check and you had to go to the bank. (What are you, a wizard?) You're idling in the drive-thru and you've stuck your card into the ATM. Now you just need to endorse the check. Dangit! You were sure there was a pen in the glove box. You throw on the emergency brake, unbuckle your seat belt, and start groping under the seats and hoping you don't find a cold, hairy french fry like last time. Meanwhile, the guy behind you is beeping his horn. The guy behind you in the ATM line has a Telepen. It's a full length pen that is as small as your house key and hangs from your keychain. This stainless steel beauty extends telescopically to just over 4.5" so you can write comfortably. When you're done, just pop it back down to less than half its size and it goes back to being a mild-mannered keychain. The Telepen even comes with three refills, because you are really going to use it that much! Product Specifications Stainless steel ball point pen fits on your keychain Telescopic - goes from less than 2" long to just over 4.5" long 3 refills included (black ink) Perfect for those times when you totally forgot a pen You'd be surprised by how often you'll save the day with this pen!
Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope
Having grown up in the era of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, we've always wanted to shrink down to super tiny size and experience a world where a blade of grass could serve as a slide and we could ride on the backs of giant ants. Of course, that would also mean we'd probably get eaten by something. A grue? Doubtful. It would probably be a robin who mistook us for a very colorful bug. Don't get shrunk; make tiny things huge instead! Just plug the Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope into your computer via your USB port and you can view specimens or objects on your computer screen at 10x, 40x, or 150x magnification. This microscope is great for examining small objects like coins, stamps, rocks, relics, insects, plants, gems, circuit boards, and even your own skin. Want to go on the road? Plug it into your laptop and head out into the field to explore. Take snapshots or short videos of your discoveries to share with friends. Product Specifications Handheld digital microscope powered by a 2.0 USB cable Built-in 2MP digital camera for snapshot images and videos Power: 10x to 40x and 150x LED Illumination CD-ROM contains software for basic image capture and organization as well as simple measurement function (on Windows based operating systems) Computer Requirements: Windows 7, Vista, or XP; most MAC 10.4.9 and later, CD/DVD Drive and open USB port Dimensions: 4.25" x 1.25" Weight: 4 oz
Utili-Key 6-in-1 Tool
The lightest, most compact multiple tool ever developed! If you feel lost without your trusty knife at your side, this tiny multi-tool can give you some great company. Easily closes to attach to any key ring, making it super easy to carry. Several screwdrivers and two different cutting surfaces give this little tool a ton of usefulness. Very lightweight and blends in with your other keys on your keyring. The Utili-Key has these features.
ScrewPop Magnetic Screwdriver & Bottle Opener
This is one of those things that makes us think, “Dear Invention Gods, why did we not think of this?” Seriously, who hasn’t been in a situation where they have not desperately needed a screwdriver (hello, last minute/unexpected handy work), or even more likely, a bottle opener? People are putting bottle openers everywhere nowadays. Bottle opener on the brim of your hat? Check! Bottle opener on your belt? Check! Bottle opener on your shoe? A little gross! That is not to say that this is the first ever bottle opener on a keychain. Let’s be real, but this takes that measly idea and blows it out of the water. The ScrewPop is a tiny and useful multi-tool for your keychain. Only a little bit wider than your average key, the ScrewPop is four tools in one. There's your #2 Phillips and Flathead screwdrivers, a 1/4" Hex Nut Driver, and, like we mentioned, the part you'll use most of all, the bottle opener. The best part about this multitool is that it doesn't contain a blade, so you can bring it with you on an airplane without getting tackled by TSA agents. Unless you're into that kind of thing. Product Specifications The tiny and useful multitool for your keychain Includes: Phillips Screwdriver #2 Flathead Screwdriver #2 1/4" Hex. Nut Driver Bottle Pop-Top Opener TSA safe!
Klarus P1A Tactical LED Flashlight
Hello darkness, our old friend. We've come to talk with you again. You see, we're not so keen on you anymore. In fact, you've caused us quite a bit of angst, including: stubbed toes, tripping over lounging cats, getting lost in the woods, and more than a few beer goggle-esque moments regarding potential romantic partners. That's why we're totally into high-powered flashlights. (Well, maybe not for use on potential romantic partners. Maybe.) The Klarus P1A Tactical LED flashlight is a little over 4 inches long, but packs 150 Lumens of power and a max runtime of 28 hours on a single AA battery. It's the perfect little light to stash in your pocket, purse, or backpack and take wherever you go. Product Specifications Max output: 150 Lumens Max run time: 28 hours Two output modes and easy operation Forward tactical switch with momentary activation Clip for hands-free operation Waterproof to IPX-8 Standard Digitally regulated output - maintains constant brightness Reverse polarity protection Emitter: Cree XP-G R5 LED with a lifespan of 50,000 hours Max output: 150 Lumens/ 1.5 hrs Low output: 11 Lumens/ 28 hrs Working Voltage: 0.9V - 1.8V Battery: 1pc 1.5V AA (Alkaline, Ni-MH) Switch: Tactical tail switches power on/off and momentary activation Lens: Toughened ultra-clear glass Material: Aircraft grade aluminum with Military Grade HA Type III anodizing Reflector: Textured reflector for smooth beam Dimensions: 4.13" long Net weight: 57g (Excluding battery) Note: Run times are based on basic alkaline batteries. Run times may increase with high quality batteries
Mirror Universe LED Digital Watch
Watches used to be all about functionality. But now, since we have all the function of watches on our smartphones, watches have moved into the category of fashion accessory rather than just a timepiece. We at ThinkGeek know that you don't need to wear a watch; but with watches like ours, you may well want to wear one. The Mirror Universe LED Digital Watch appears at first glance to be a shiny, chunky metallic bracelet. But press the button and the 93 bright blue LEDs will jump into motion, first displaying the time and then scrolling through a short message of your choice. It can be an affirmation: "U R GREAT," a warning: "NOKILLBOSS," or a simple reminder for later: "BUY MILK." Change the message whenever you like. Product Features Shiny, chunky, metallic watch hides the time under a featureless chrome front 93 bright blue LEDs display the time and your message Press the button to see the time and a 10-character message Shiny chrome-plated face with stainless steel band and clasp Time and date display, automatically shuts off to save batteries 12 or 24 hour display options Face dimensions: 1.5" wide x 2" tall Band dimensions: 9" long x 7/8" wide Batteries: Uses 2 CR2032 batteries (included), replace when lights get dim
over9000 Compact 2.1 Amp USB Car Power Adapter
When cruising down the highway on your next road trip you're going to have more room for snacks and beverages. Why, you ask? Because we're gonna introduce you to the over9000. See, right now, if you want to charge everybody's gadgets in the car, you need their proprietary car chargers. Otherwise, you could end up with no charge... or worse, a dead device when other chargers don't play nice. over9000 was designed by ThinkGeek's GeekLabs department to charge any USB-compatible device, including iPads and iPhones. Here's how it works: Connect your device to a USB cable. Connect that USB cable to the over9000 and plug it into your car's power (aka cigarette lighter). The over9000's data chip will spoof the connection necessary for your device to charge happily. It will also disable the USB charger in case of power surges or other problems, keeping your device safe. Other cool features: A 3.0 amp spike capability can bring a completely dead iPad battery back to life. The power switch lets you keep over9000 connected without drawing power from your older car's battery if it's not running. The cool blue glow of the over9000's LED means you can plug in without having to turn on the dome light. Low profile design keeps the charger out of the way. On your next road trip, leave everybody's car chargers at home and just bring a USB cable and the over9000. Product Specifications Charge your mobile device in your car with this adapter Works with your own USB cable Ultra low profile design with easy pull handle Built in smart chip spoofs a data line connection for devices that do not allow 3rd party chargers Smart Chip monitors both the charger and connected device for safe charging Front power switch with blue LED DC input: 12v DC output: 5v @ 2.1 amps - can temporarily spike to 3.0 amps Compatibility: Standard size USB port for charging smartphones (iPhone & Android!), tablets, mobile phones, cameras, mp3 players, and various other USB chargeable devices Note: Do not fear the 2.1 amp output! Your device will only draw the power it needs to charge properly. You can safely connect any 5v chargeable device to this USB adapter
Klarus XT11 600 Lumen Tactical LED Flashlight
Need to manufacture enough daylight to stun a vampire but sunrise is too many hours away? Or are you on a search & rescue mission in the deep jungle, looking for the elusive Bigfoot? Maybe you just want to give a hearty [redacted] to the power company when -- yet again! -- a little thunderstorm knocks out your power. The Klarus XT11 is for you, friend. With a max output of 600 Lumens on high, the Klarus XT11 will stun anything in its path, vampire, human, or Bigfoot. The dual button tail switch makes quick, one-handed operation a breeze. The strobe function can be activated with the Mode switch whether the flashlight is on or off. Did we mention that the XT11 will run for 295 hours on low? Pretty handy whether you're cursing the power company or out on patrol to stake some pesky vamps. Product Specifications Super bright flashlight, like a portable sun! Max output: 600 ANSI Lumens on high Dual button tail switch for quick, one-hand operation Maintains constant brightness with super high efficiency Waterproof to IPX-8 Standard Reverse polarity protection CREE XM-L (U2) LED with a lifespan of up to 50,000 hours Modes: 3 lighting modes and 1 tactical strobe Lighting output: 600 ANSI lumens/ 2.2 hrs 150 lumens/ 7.3 hrs 10 lumens/ 295 hrs Variable frequency strobe: 600 lumens/ 4.4 hrs Working Voltage: 3.4V-8.4V Switches: Tactical main switch for turning the light on and off with momentary "half press" activation from off Dedicated mode switch for instant access to strobe and changing modes Lens: Toughened ultra-clear glass Material: Aircraft grade aluminum Battery: 2 x CR123A or 1 x 18650 (not included) – use of 16340 not recommended Dimensions: 143mm (Length) x 34.9 mm (Head) x 25.4 (Body) x 26.2mm (Tail) Net weight: 118g (Excluding battery) Included accessories: Holster Lanyard Removable Body clip Tactical ring Two spare o-rings Detachable stainless steel strike bezel Optional Charger Kit includes: 1 x Rechargeable 3.7v 2200mAh 18650 battery 1 x Dual bay 18650 battery charger
JuiceBar Portable Solar Charger
Despite it's name, the JuiceBar is not the newest health drink franchise trend sweeping across the country. And it's not a fruit-infused snackbar loaded with a full months supply of vitamin C. Instead, this JuiceBar is full of electronic gadget juice, also known as extra battery power - and it's our favorite flavor. This sleek re-chargeable battery pack stores enough power to charge most handheld electronics and can charge a typical cell phone several times. The JuiceBar's internal Li-ion battery can be re-charged via USB connection or via the built-in solar panel. This arrangement gives you maximum flexibility while traveling or computing. Included with the JuiceBar are 4 common connectors for popular mobile phones and portable electronic gadgets. If none of the included connectors will work with your device the JuiceBar's standard USB port is ready to accept one your existing USB cables. There is also a handy LED indicator on the JuiceBar to show you when it's charging its internal battery and what the current power level is. There is even a built in flashlight so you never get caught in the dark.
Dead On Annihilator Superhammer
There are two classifications of people in this world: those who will prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, and those who will become food. If you're a fan of keeping your brains firmly inside your skull, listen up. Z-Day plus one, you'll need to secure shelter, water, food and weapons. The survival of the human race is at stake. They say the geek shall inherit the earth, and we're pretty confident the reason why will be that when the zombies come, we will take the threat seriously. With that in mind, may we humbly present the Dead-On Annihilator Superhammer? This multi-tool of the gods can work as a building tool, hammering nails and straightening boards, as well as a destruction tool, cutting cables and pulling down reinforcements. All you have to do, though, is look at this thing and know it has a much less noble and more brutal purpose. It makes a wicked anti-zombie device. The spike mounted at the bottom can pierce the skull of a walker like a spork through pudding. The claw is just the right size to lodge in a fetid rotting eye-socket, and the sharpened edge behind the handle is just sharp enough to remove a virulent biting head from a shambling corpse. It's the perfect tool for the zombie apocalypse - or it would be, if it could julienne fries. We're working on that. Features Fourteen inches of forged steel multitool with rubber grip Built-in: Dead-On bottle-opener Multi-purpose wrench Nail puller Demolition axe rips through dry wall, shingles, strips conduit, beheads zombies * Chisel smashes through tile, brick, concrete, skulls * Precise balance means you won't get tired wielding it These products are not intended for any unlawful purpose as defined by applicable local, county, state, and federal laws. By agreeing herein, purchaser acknowledges that he/she is 18 years of age or older. Purchaser also acknowledges that he/she is permitted to purchase this product pursuant to his local, county, state, and federal laws. * Note - Some features not yet verified by an appropriate regulatory agency. Not to be used as a weapon against the living. Please use caution when using against the undead. ThinkGeek does not guarantee Dead On Annihilator Superhammer will protect you against infection, dismemberment, or being devoured by zombie horde.
Portal 2 Aperture iPad Sleeve
If you have an iPad and work for Aperture Laboratories, there's something Cave Johnson needs you to pick up, stat. Of course, Cave isn't with us anymore, but if he were, he'd demand that all of his current testing subjects carry their iPads in the new Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories iPad Sleeve. You see, since Aperture owns the iPad and you have to return it after testing (or in the event of your unfortunate demise), protecting it from damage is a must. The thought of our personal iPads getting damaged or destroyed is enough to send shivers down our spines. There's just so much on our devices that we love and NEED; we'd hate to lose them to a mishap. This iPad Sleeve fits both the iPad and iPad 2 and is bright orange to match Chell's jumpsuit. It features black and white details, including the Aperture Laboratories logo and has a rubberized grommet to feed your headphone cord through so you can listen to your favorite tunes while pondering how you're going to get through your next test. Product Specifications Aperture Science iPad Sleeve for fans of Portal 2 Designed for the iPad 2 but will fit original iPad Orange material matches Chell's jumpsuit Black & white details, including the Aperture Science logo Rubberized grommet allows you to feed your headphone cord through and listen to music while on the go Small outside pocket for storing your testing orders and a pencil Aperture Laboratories logo printed on the zipper pull Inside is lined to protect your iPad from scratches Officially licensed Portal 2 product
LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti
Times have changed since you got caught for doodling that cute girl's name on your desk in elementary school. Now you can mark your territory in a non-permanent electronic fashion with the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti. This set of 20 different LEDs each has a battery and a magnet attached. Pull the tab to activate, then toss them on any ferrous metal surface... they stick and glow brightly announcing to everyone in the vicinity that you were indeed there. But make sure you stick the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti on stuff you own, or are able to remove them later... because gone are the days when you can post funny battery powered LED signs all over Boston and get away with it. WARNING This is not a toy. Keep away from children as this item contains small magnets and batteries. Make sure you use the Magnetic Digital Graffiti responsibly. Do not apply to property which is not your own.
Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter
A dead car battery risks raising the ire of any tech savvy geek. It always seems to come at the worst possible time. Yes, jump-starting a car is an easy enough task but it does require finding a friend with a running vehicle and mucking about under the hood of two cars with sparking jumper cables. Well now you can start a car with a dead battery the gentleman's way using the Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter. Exactly as the name implies you can start a car with nary a glance under the hood. Just find a friend with a running vehicle and connect your annoyingly dead car to the running car using the cigarette lighter outlets via the Car Jump Starter. Chill for 5-10 minutes and ponder how you could have been mucking about under the hood. When the light on the Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter turns green go ahead and start your car up. Yep, no muss, no fuss. Gift one to your non-geek friends and relatives and they'll surely thank you.
Sensu Capacitive Touch Artist Brush
Many of us got dragged into the addicting hole of the game DrawSomething. It was especially fun if you sucked at drawing something. But it was also fun to watch your screen as one of your more artistic friends drew something amazing (and easily guessable). You're one of those artistic types and up until now, you've been lamenting the lack of a real, usable paintbrush for your iPad (or other touchscreen device). Let Sensu blow you away. Like all amazing things, Sensu got its start in Japan, where its makers found synthetic brush hairs infused with conductive properties that were being developed for the cosmetics industry. These brush hairs had the responsiveness of a great artist's brush and the conductivity needed to work with the iPad. Leave fingerpainting to the kids and grab a Sensu. It dances across the screen and feels just like a real paint brush. The rubber stylus end works for everything else you'd like to do on your tablet, too. Don't forget to send us some pictures of the things you create with your Sensu! Product Specifications The ultimate tool for the touchscreen artist Stylus and capacitive paintbrush in one As seen on Kickstarter Care & Feeding: Be careful replacing the brush in its protective cap. Don't use it for real painting! Just touchscreen painting! If you bend a bristle, carefully remove it with tweezers. Compatibility: iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch, Kindle Fire, Samsung Galaxy, HTC Desire S, Google Nexus S, Motorola Atrix and many more. Apps to use with Sensu: Artrage, Procreate, Sketchtime, Paper by 53, Sketchbook, Brushes
Doctor Who License Plate Frame
Let's take a moment for safety: The Doctor Who License Plate Frame is a licensed Doctor Who collectible, which means that each frame comes primed with the biological imprint of a Time Lord. Thus, after affixing the frame to your otherwise standard vehicle, you will not experience the molecular disintegration normally associated with replication of TARDIS technology. While this statement may infer that that the Doctor Who License Plate Frame will convert your standard vehicle into some sort of hybrid time travel device, this is certainly not the case. Well, unless you keep an untempered schism in your trunk. In which case, you've likely had some significant structural work done to your vehicle and probably know what you're doing. Naturally, this sturdy license plate frame comes emblazoned with the words "My Other Car is a TARDIS." Product Specifications Sturdy hardshell, blue license plate frame "My Other Car is a TARDIS" tagline emblazoned on the bottom Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Fits standard US license plates
Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils
You stroll through the village, laughing and telling stories of past adventures. You doff your hat to the ladies as they walk by, and bow as the noblemen pass. Everything is going swell, and then you hear the noise of a savage beast: your stomach. It is empty and angry about it. Good thing you are at a Renn Faire, where great food is always close at hand. And good thing you have your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils on your belt, so you can eat in style. These Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils are beautiful. Hand-forged, heat treated, and sturdy as heck, they'll easily make a meal out of whatever food dares to cross your path. They look old, tough, and conveniently store in the included all-leather holster. We call it a holster because that implies quick draws for feasting emergencies. Get your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils today, and be the toast of the feast tomorrow. Please Note: Your utensils will arrive a little oily, as they are given an oil bath quench when the forging process is complete. We recommend giving them a thorough scrubbing with steel wool. You will notice the black coating will flake off in places, giving your utensils an old, well worn look - this is completely natural. It's what will help make your set unique! Awesome 3 piece utensil set - hand-forged with a traditional blacksmith's twist design. Knife arrives dull, but can hold an edge. All three utensils are made of iron - just for you. Includes: Fork, spoon, knife, and leather holster (with belt loop and leg tie - colors may vary). Dimensions: Knife: 8" long Fork: 8" long Spoon: 7.5" long Holster: 14.5" long
Coffee Cup Power Inverter
When you start to feel a little low on energy you can turn to that terrific alkaloid, caffeine. Available from many sources like Bawls and, of course, that tried and true hot beverage, coffee. Reaching for your coffee cup to get an energy boost when you're tired is pretty much second nature. Well, now your gadgets can turn to a coffee cup of their own when they need an energy recharge. The Coffee Cup Power Inverter is a conveniently shaped power source that coverts your car's DC power into two 120-volt AC outlets. Perfect for powering or charging TV's, DVD players, game consoles, cell phones, and other portable electronics. This coffee cup also has a USB charging port providing 500mA of power. The unique coffee cup shape fits nicely in today's auto/boat/truck cup holders, preventing it from moving around inside your vehicle.
Q Card Wallet Case For iPhone
While we could carry around a ruck and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need is your ID and a couple cards? The Q Card Case simplifies your life by allowing you to carry your cash and up to three cards snuggled with your iPhone 4/S. Made of an exclusive patent pending soft-touch rubber and premium fabric, the Q Card Case features flat Screen Guard design for ultimate screen protection and ease of use. It's like a wallet and your iPhone had a very streamlined baby. Product Specifications Premium soft-touch rubber and fabric pocket case for iPhone 4/S Holds up to 3 cards (credit cards, ID, etc), plus cash Lay-flat screen guard provides ultimate screen protection Soft-touch finish allows case to easily pull out of your pocket Natural Throw buttons make using your iPhone more comfortable Exclusive patent pending soft-touch rubber & premium fabric design Compatibility: iPhone 4 or 4S only Includes: Microfiber cleaning cloth, optional stick on screen protector Note: Your iPhone will not demagnetize your credit cards. The folks at Q Card fully tested this for over a year with no problems. Some hotel room keys may have problems, but those things go wonky if you look at them funny.
Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy
Outdoor LCD Window Thermometer
Since the temperature is the one thing that most effects your comfort level you typically want to know what to expect before heading out the door. Sure, you could open a door or window to check your local temperature but we think that is definitely way low tech. This simple but clean looking LCD Window Thermometer will give you a much easier way to know what it feels like outside. It easily mounts outside and features a large LCD digit display to show temperature reading. Shows minimum and maximum values with auto reset.
Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen
Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with the number of things said gadget has crammed in it. In simple terms: the more it do, the more we like it. And this Geek Pen does it all. This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the shaft one way and you get a ballpoint pen, twist it the other way and you get a stylus tip for stylusing stuff. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press the bottom button to cycle through the flashlight and UV light. The flashlight even comes on a flexible shaft for precision aiming. Hee hee. Flexible shaft. Please Note: Your pen will ship with a small separator between two batteries that needs to be removed prior to use. Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen Five geek tools all crammed into one pen. Features: Ballpoint Pen (replaceable) Stylus (non-capacitive, so for older PDAs and Nintendo DS (stuff like that)). Bright white LED flexible-shaft flashlight. UV light. Red laser pointer. Batteries: 3 LR41 button batteries (included) Dimensions: 5.25" long
Metal Inkless Micro Pen
It's happened to all of us - you're talking on the phone with a friend, and he says "Hey, Quentin Tarantino is here and he wants to say hi." Your palms start to sweat, and your heart races. You worry you're going to sound stupid, or say the wrong thing, and before you know it, the voice on the other side of the phone changes to the frenetic and animated voice of the director of Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, and Grindhouse. At first it's hard to keep up. His style of conversation bounces from topic to topic - the plight of independent orange farmers in Florida, the health benefits of aloe, secrets of the old Soviet space program - but you keep up, somehow. Your brains oddly synced in a way that you never would have thought in your most fevered dreams. You're simpatico with one of your personal idols, and it's amazing. He's so impressed with you that he offers up his personal cellphone, and invites you up to his house in the Hollywood hills where he and Uma are working on a new script. He'd like your input, so you should pop on over. He rattles off the number, says he's gotta go, and tosses the phone back to your buddy. You pat your pockets looking for a pen. You find one, but it's out of ink! No pencils in your bag, either! Desperately, you briefly considering gnawing a hole in your finger to smear the number on your arm in human blood! Too late - the moment is gone, the number forgotten, and you're forced back into your mundane existence. In an emergency, you need a writing implement - something that will always be within hand's reach, will never run out of ink, and won't smear when you run your flop-sweaty mitts all over the paper. This pen writes in metal! Not graphite like a pencil or ink like a pen that smears and becomes unreadable. The lead-based alloy leaves a permanent mark that won't smudge or be erased. Now, in the interest of disclosure, the tip is lead-based, so you should keep it out of the reach of kids, but it's perfectly safe as long as you keep it out of your mouth! Features Inkless pen writes in metal Virtually smudge-free Never needs ink, or sharpening Keychain style is always within arm's reach Never go without a pen in an emergency!
Brewzkey Beverage Key
Back in the day, everybody had a cheap bottle opener. It was brightly colored and probably had a sports team logo or other loud design on it. When beer appeared, you and your buddies simultaneously whipped out your keychains and were able to peel back your bottle caps with ease. That is, until your opener snapped or bent. Then you had to remember to buy a new one from the liquor store on the next beer run. Oh, and heavens forbid your bottle opener was part of a multi-tool or Swiss Army knife. Ever tried to get one of those through airport security? "We're sorry, but either we'll have to confiscate it or you have to mail it home." Sigh. Yes sir, TSA Guy, sir. Are you ready for a bottle opener that is TSA-safe, practically unbreakable, and that disguises itself as a mild-mannered key? We are, which is why we jumped for joy when we found the Brewzkey. To be specific, we jumped for joy and then we opened our brewskis to celebrate. (After all, jumping after opening a brewski often results in a party foul, which is grounds for termination at ThinkGeek.) The Brewzkey is a rugged, near indestructible bottle opener that masquerades as a mild-mannered key. That's right! Just because you enjoy a beer now and then doesn't mean your keychain has to look like a frat boy's anymore.
Planisphere Watch
Astronomers (or wanna be astronomers) please pay attention. That is, put your attention for a moment on this watch that can help chart the night sky. The Planisphere Watch displays the constellations visible in the Northern Hemisphere. Simply align the date and time (displayed on the edge of the bezel) and you can view the major constellations visible that evening. This watch features a durable brass case, scratch resistant crystal dome lens, Japanese quartz movement and a "Super Luminescent" dial that glows for 2 to 3 hours (so you can easily read it in the dark without a flashlight or LED). Also has these great features.
Bicycle Spoke LED Light
Hey, remember that movie with the cycle things that were made out of light and computer stuff? We forget what they were called, or what the movie was called, but we sure would love to drive those things. Oh well, at least we found an inexpensive way to fake it; just slapped two Bicycle Spoke LED Lights into our regular bicycle and pretended! Bicycle Spoke LED Lights just slide down into the spokes to lock in and turn on with a squeeze. Choose from either flashing mode (flashes) or steady on mode (doesn't flash) and get ready for a light show with every pedal (in your choice of two colors). Go fast enough, and your Bicycle Spoke LED Lights might make you feel like you are actually in that computer movie with the things and stuff. Glowy throwing disk not included. Please Note: Your Bicycle Spoke LED Light will arrive in "Try Me" mode, which shuts off after 1 minute. Just follow the easy instructions to enter "Real Life" mode. Bicycle Spoke LED Light Increase your visibility while looking cool with these easy to attach spoke lights. Easy to install in your spokes and sort of makes your bike look like those cool bikes from that inside the computer movie and its sequel! Two light modes: constant on and flashing. Shock and weather resistant. Fits most common round, straight-gauge spokes laced in a three cross spoke pattern in wheel sizes 16" - 27" (with a spoke count of either 32 or 36). Sold in single units (i.e. you'll need to buy 2 if you want one for each wheel). Color Choice: Amber or Blue. Batteries: 2 x 2016 3V Lithium (included). Dimensions: 4.75" x 1.5" x 1".
Vers Wood Slimline Case For iPhone
Despite what Apple may wish, there are people out there still in need of a solid case for their iPhone 4/4s -- that "vintage" model, now. Embrace that vintage vibe with the Vers Wood Slimcase. If you are one of those people who long for the days of wooden telephones, or just one of those people that love the Earth, then this is the case for you. Vers two-part slider-style wood cases are crafted from solid Walnut or Bamboo giving them a natural and Earth-friendly footprint. You are asking yourself, how could this get any better, right? Well it does because what Vers taketh, it giveth back. For each tree Vers uses to make its cases, it plants 100 more through a long-time partnership with Arbor Day Foundation. Product Specifications Natural VOC-free finish, great for when your toddler gnaws on it! Available in Bamboo or Walnut Soft, scratch-resistant lining Compatibility: iPhone 4 or 4S Dimensions: 2.6” W x4.6” H x 0.6” D Weight: 0.8 oz.
iFrogz Boost Near-Field Audio Speaker
Need to amp the volume on your device? The iFrogz Boost NearField Audio™ speaker is the simplest solution ever. Just put nearly any smartphone or digital media device on top of the Boost with the external speakers playing and the Boost magically amplifies the sound. It just works. No wires. No Bluetooth. No Synching. No problem. An auxiliary line-in jack is provided for devices without external speakers. Many have asked if the Boost has a hidden microphone to pull this off. Nope. The Boost uses patent pending NearFA™ technology that actually syncs the audio signal from inside your device before pumping it out the two high-quality 2W x 2RMS speakers. Your tunes are then boosted with room filling sound. The Boost gives up to 15 hours of play time when powered by three AA batteries - or can be powered by a Micro USB cord (sold separately). When on battery power, it can remain in Standby mode for up to 6 months. Features and Specs Boosts your device's volume with no wires or pairing Requires AA batteries or USB Power connection Works with most media devices - iPhone and Android! The Boost gives up to 15 hours of play time when powered by three AA batteries - or can be powered by a simple micro-USB cord Can stay in Standby mode for up to 6 months on battery power
Hard Drive Case For iPhone
With the ever-soaring popularity of storing your important documents in the cloud, we fear that the trusty ol' hard drive may be on its way to the Electronics Nostalgia Graveyard. Well, we're not going to let go. Some of our fondest memories involve swapping out our hard drives for bigger and bigger ones and seeing that huge pie wedge of available space, just waiting to be filled. Show your love for the hardworking hard drive by sliding your iPhone 4/S into one! This snap-on case provides retro-awesome protection for your phone. It's not just hard drive shaped and silvery, no no! It also has all the barcodes, signs, and symbols you'd expect to see on a hard drive. The Hard Drive Case does all this while leaving all your buttons, ports, and camera parts open and available for your normal use. Product Specifications Snap-on retro protection to camouflage your iPhone 4/S Looks just like a hard drive, complete with barcodes & symbols All important buttons, ports, and camera doodads are available Compatibility: iPhone 4 or 4S
Kevlar Survival Cord
Kevlar survival cord makes a great addition to any survival geek's arsenal. Need to tie something down (or someone up)? Works for that. Stranded on a hostile alien planet and need to make a bow? Done. Going out to the woods or cosplaying at a convention? You’ll look like you’re prepared for anything...even if the only merit badge you have is in Twitter. This 25 feet of cord is as thin as thread -- great for you apocalypse-minded knitters! -- and has a breaking strength of 200 pounds. It’ll withstand extreme temperatures and is flame-resistant, even the heat of a forum flame war. Product Specifications Twenty five feet of 200 lb test survival cord (for you, not them) Blue Polyurethane coating: UV resistance and help against abrasion Loads of uses in household, cubicle wars, or the great outdoors
Fairy Berries™
Fairies. They are tiny. (Unless we're talking the True Blood version of fairies, but we won't go there today.) But how do fairies stay so tiny? For starters, they're always moving. Humans don't see fairies often because they're just THAT FAST. Zip. Gone. Also, fairies are constantly preparing food for humans to lure them into Fairyland and out of the real world. Since party hosts rarely have a chance to eat, again, fairies are at a calorie deficiency. To top it off, fairies love to eat light, which is... well, light in all definitions of the term. We've stolen these Fairy Berries from the woods, where we narrowly escaped being lured into Fairyland, never to be seen again. Each berry is about 3/4" in diameter and contains a tiny white LED that will glow and fade randomly, producing a fairy light effect. Toss 'em across your lawn for a twinkly landscape, string them up and hang them on trees, or float them in your pool or pond. Make some magic in your yard tonight! Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Keep away from small children. Package of 10 Fairy Berry LED lights Each berry is 3/4" in diameter and has a tiny white LED that glows and fades Spread them around your lawn for a twinkly party (but pick them up before you bring out the lawnmower!) Waterproof, so you can toss 'em in your swimming pool for a sparkly midnight dip Be sure to place Fairy Berries in places where folks won't step on them CR1220-3V x 2 batteries included in each berry (Replaceable, too!)
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
USB Lightsaber Lamp
You know what your desk needs? A lightsaber. Yeah, we know, it seems obvious, but we'll bet you don't have one. Besides, with most offices frowning upon "real weapons," you can sneak this one in under the radar. They'll think, "Awww, look at that cute novelty lamp!" But you'll know that you can whip it out of the base and slice down some Sith... or maybe just those guys from Marketing. Smarmy jerks. They never invite you to go out to lunch with them. This miniature lightsaber is just over a foot long. When you're not cutting down Joe from Marketing, you can set it in its base where it'll charge up and emit a soft blue glow to soothe you while you make login page functional and elegant. If you love lamp and you love Star Wars, this office accessory is a no brainer.
Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial
The wind blows through your hair as you steer your personal dirigible along the wispy seas of air. For a moment, you forget yourself in the beauty of it all. But then you remember the lunch meeting you have. You quickly look to your wrist, get your bearings, and check the time - all without electricity. Because, naturally, you're using your Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial. You will easily pilot any sort of vessel when you have your Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial handy! It's like a modern day GPS. Made of antique brass, the Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial acts as sundial, latitude finder, and compass (with locking button) - all strapped to a heavy-duty, brown leather band. All of the features, including sundial and angular latitude arm, fold flat for a compact look. The Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial is waiting to lead you to adventure and make sure you're back in time for dinner. Please Note: The Navitron (like most sundials) doesn't work in the Southern Hemisphere. Well, it does work, but you have to reverse all the numbers (i.e. whatever number the gnomon points to is actually the corresponding number on the opposite side). Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial Gorgeous old school time piece. It's a sundial, latitude finder, and compass, all rolled into one. Compass has a locking button. Made of antiqued brass with a heavy-duty brown leather band. Dimensions: Sundial: approx. 2.5" (diameter) x 0.75" - folded flat Band: approx. 13" long (buckle to tip) x 1.25" (wide).
Olde Tyme Writing Set
In the days of olde, when carriages were the newest mode of transportation, people used to do a bizarre thing. They would take these things called quills (and later, pens) and dip them in ink. Then, by scratching them across paper, a tangible version of an e-mail was created. This then had to be physically carried to the recipient before it could be read. Strange, we know. Well, now you can relive this pre-internet form of communication with this Olde Tyme Writing Set. Readeth on! Each Olde Tyme Writing Set comes in a rather pretty little box. Placed on your desk, it will instantly demand attention. Inside, you'll find seven interchangeable nibs, a bottle of ink, a wooden pen, and a feather pen. Just pick your nib, pick your writing implement, dip in ink, and go! With some practice, you'll be creating font-worthy letters and missives without having to type. The Olde Tyme Writing Set will let you introduce the present to the past and create a really fun future - one letter at a time. Olde Tyme Writing Set Compose beautiful letters by dipping an actual pen into actual ink. Two writing options: use the turned wooden pen handle or the feather - both with a brass quill tip. Includes: Wooden pen handle, Feather pen, seven interchangeable nibs, and a small bottle of ink. Ink Color: Burnt sienna. Dimensions: (pens measured without nibs) Wooden Pen: approx. 5.25" long. Feather Pen: approx. 8" long (natural variations may occur). Storage Box: approx. 10" x 3.5" x 2.5".
USB Chargeable Mini Flashlight
We often wonder where we'll be when the news of the zombie outbreak hits. Will we be at home on a weekend with our families or at work with our colleagues? As much as we love our families, we think our chances of survival are better at ThinkGeek HQ. We're collectively the most zombie-savvy and we're pretty heavily armed... with Airsoft pellets and Nerf... oh dear. Got a blackout at the office? Zombies are on the way and you need to be ready? No problem! Just unplug your mini flashlight from your computer and you'll be ready to fight your way to secure the doors before the zombies break in. Tiny flashlight gives 2+ hours of light after a 1.5 hour charge. Slip it into your pocket before you go out to fight the darkness. Product Specifications Tiny flashlight that charges via USB Perfect for blackouts at the office! White LED is 8000-12,000 mcd Made of durable ABS plastic, black Charges fully via USB cable (included) in 1.5 to 2 hours Light lasts 2+ hours before a recharge is needed Battery: Lithium-ion battery recharged via USB Dimensions: 0.87" diameter x 2.05" long
Sundial Ring
Technology is awesome, but can we trust it? How can we be sure that our cell phones aren't recording our brain waves and transmitting our ideas to evil corporations? How can we be sure that our watches aren't silently recording our pulses and sending the data to Big Food so they know when to advertise those juicy bacon cheeseburgers on TV and ruin our diet plans? Yeah, see, now you're paranoid too. We've taken the mirrors out of our bathrooms to avoid that classic horror movie moment, too. We recommend you do the same. Preventative paranoia is the key to success. Part of our plan is eschewing traditional watches for the sundial. Inspired by designs from Babylonia, Egypt, the Celts of Northern Europe, the Mayans and Incas and Aztecs, we've found the most imaginative and accurate wearable sundials anywhere. Instructions for reading your new sundial are included. Batteries, however, are not. They're not needed! Who needs batteries to sense the rhythms of the solar system? Guaranteed to work as long as the sun rises... and we don't want to think about the day that stops happening. How the Sundial works... On a sunny day, suspend the sundial by its black satin cord. Through a tiny hole, a thin ray of sunshine will illuminate a number on the inside of the dial showing the time of day. This Aquitaine sundial was named after Eleanor of Aquitaine, who gave one to King Henry II of England so Henry would know when to return from the hunt for their love trysts. (One must always be timely for love trysts. Tryst us on that one.) How the Stardial works... Set the middle wheel to the month, hold the dial upside down, and sight the North Star through the center hole. Move the top of the dial's arm to align with the uppermost stars of the Big Dipper, and read the time on the inner dial where the arm crosses the hour mark! Star dials were first used in the 15th century by navigators and are extremely accurate because they are based on the North Star. Product Features Pewter sundial & stardial ring pendants Tell the time without electricity, gears, or other technology Modeled after historical timepieces Approximately 1.3 inches (3.3 cm) in diameter Comes with a 30" black silk cord (or supply your own chain)
Laser Stars Projector
Caution: This product is more amazing in real life than on a two dimensional website As you should well know here at ThinkGeek we are constantly striving to find tools for you, our loyal customers, to aid in your quest for World Domination. But we also want to encourage you to come up with schemes to conquer the entire Universe (and any parallel universes you might stumble across while conquering this one). And to properly conquer the known Universe, you'll need a a nice reliable star map. The Laser Stars Projector is not that map, but it sure does seem like one. And the second most important thing a Universe conqueror might do besides conquering Universes is seeming to conquer Universes. Keeps you buttered up for the real thing. Ok, carrying on then... When you turn off your lights and turn this unit on - trust us - you will be bamboozled with star rapture. That's the only way we can describe it. Everybody who has seen the Laser Stars Projector in action at the ThinkGeek headquarters has at least one 'Oh My Gods, that's Frakking brilliant!' moment. But ThinkGeek, what IS the Laser Stars Projector really? It's a unit about 10inches tall that projects a combination of green laser stars and blue (slightly ultraviolet-ish blue) clouds onto your ceiling, walls, pets, etc. Both the clouds and the stars are constantly moving and morphing, just like a proper Universe should. And there are literally thousands of green laser stars to look at. There are two ways you can adjust your Laser Stars Projector, first you can pivot the projector itself 180 degrees horizontally around the base so that you can control *where* it is projecting in your room. It can literally fill up an entire ceiling and portions of several walls at once. And the other thing you can adjust is the intensity of the blue gaseous clouds, from zero to full intensity. ThinkGeek, I'm a techie. How does it really work? The Laser Stars Projector utilizes a state of the art Diode Pumped, Solid State (DPSS) green laser combined with custom developed multiphase diffractive holographic optics, super luminous diodes and precision motors to produce the laser stars effect. The coherent light produced by the DPSS laser passes through a passive diffractive holographic optical element, which in turn passes through a circular periodicity electromechanical wheel, which is driven by a precision motor to create the soothing motion of the star field. So there. Hurry, get one before your friends do. Then plug it in, turn it on, and tune out... Features: Uses Green Laser and Holographic technology 2 built-in precision glass lenses Creates thousands of stars with or without blue cloud formations Ac Adapter Included (US Only - 120V) Unit Dimensions: 10" tall x 9" wide x 7" deep Please note: It's difficult to portray what the Laser Stars Projector projects here in images because it works best in the dark. The images tend to mute the green stars and exaggerate the blue clouds a bit. But we've tried our b...
Crabble Folding iPhone Stand
We don't know about you, but we hate the movies on airplanes. They know they have you imprisoned for hours, so they subject you to only the worst in American cinema. Sadists, those airline execs are. But you have a smartphone or other little device that plays movies! But there's one little problem. You have to hold the darn thing in your hand or try to prop it up somehow to get a good angle for movie watching. That's just not fun, especially not on a long flight. Wouldn't it be great if you could have a smartphone stand that fits in the credit card slot of your wallet? That's the Crabble. Seriously, you'll never forget your smartphone stand because it'll always be waiting for you in your wallet. Just pop it out, set it on your tray table, nestle your smartphone in its arms, plug in your earbuds, and say goodbye to crappy airplane movies and helloooooo to quality zombie flick. There are even little rubber nubs on the bottom to keep it from sliding around when the kid in the seat in front of you starts thrashing like he's in a mosh pit. Ahhhh, travel bliss!
CB Radio iPhone Handset
Sometimes, when you're barreling down the highways of life, you just have to reach out your voice into the darkness and see who's there - to let the faceless void fill with your words and thoughts and peek into your soul for a time. Why? Because that's what truckers do. They do it with CB radios, just like TV and movies of the 80s taught us. Well, the 80s are in our past, but the tech has been adapted for our present. Presenting, the CB Radio iPhone Handset. The CB Radio iPhone Handset is just a lot of fun. Plug it into your iPhone (or any smart phone with a 3.5mm headphone jack) and get ready for loads of retro fun. A dial on the side turns the unit on and pumps up the volume, it's got a belt clip, blah blah blah. But the real joy of the CB Radio iPhone Handset is the mute button. All it does is mute the other side of the conversation, but what it really does is make the experience all the more like a real one-way CB dialog. The CB Radio iPhone Handset is great for whenever you want to talk to your good buddy and feel like the cubicle trucker you are. CB Radio iPhone Handset Looks just like you ripped it off an old CB radio. Microphone integrated into cord for better sound pickup. Features: Answer and Hang Up button. Volume Control and Power On/Off dial. Mute Button - mutes the other side to feel more like a real one-way CB radio. Belt Clip. Handset works as just a speaker, too! Works with any smart phone with a 3.5mm earphone jack including the iPhone 5 (Answer and Hang Up button, however, will only work on phones with this function). Batteries: 2 AAA (not included) Dimensions: approx. 3" x 2.6" x 0.8" - with 20" long curly cord (relaxed state).
NeuroSky Mindwave
Remember that episode of Firefly when the crew breaks into an Alliance hospital and Simon puts River in the brain scanning machine? Of course, it's all special effects. But that scene totally made us yearn for some brain scanning technology we could use at home. And in walked MindWave, looking all space-aged and awesome. We'll be in our bunk, programming some Mindwave games... The NeuroSky MindWave turns your computer into a private tutor. The headset takes decades of laboratory EEG technology research and puts it in your hands. Experts agree that your brain needs to be exercised just as much as your body. Strap on the headset and the MindWave Education system will monitor the attention level of students as they interact with math, memory, and pattern recognition applications. Ten apps are included, some educational and kid-friendly and others are seriously fun for all ages. Developmental tools allow you to write your own programs to interact with the Mindwave, too. Product Specifications Research grade EEG technology for home use Exercise your mind with specially designed neuroscience meditation, mental fitness, and game applications Developmental tools allow you to write your own programs to interact with the Mindwave Lightweight, wireless headset with passive sensors eSense Brainwave Patterns measures: Attention, Meditation, Eye Blink Neuroscience frequency bands: 0.5 to 50hz Package includes: MindWave Headset, Wireless USB Adapter, Bonus Application Disc, Quick Start Guide. 10 hours of use on one AAA Battery System Requirements: PC: Windows XP or Vista & 7, Intel Core 2 Duo or Equivalent, 1 GB RAM, DirectX 9.0+ capable, 1 GB HD space Mac: OS X 10.5 “Leopard” or better, Any Intel Mac, 1 GB RAM, 1 GB HD space
Swedish FireSteel
Originally developed for the Swedish Department of Defense, Swedish FireSteel is a flash of genius. Its nearly 3,000°C spark makes fire building easy in any weather, at any altitude. Used by a number of armies around the world, Swedish FireSteel's dependability has already made it a favorite of survival experts, hunters, fishermen and campers. It has also found its way into cabins and backyards as a fool-proof way to light stoves and gas-barbecues. Amazingly enough it also works equally well when wet. We think geeks will appreciate the power of being able to start a fire with such a simple tool. A metal blade is slowly moved across the Firesteel, generating sparks that can easily be thrown onto a small pile of dry grass, leaves or paper to start a fire. When the fire is becoming established, thin sticks of wood can be added, gradually increasing to thicker ones. The Swedish FireSteel has these great features.
All-in-One Outdoor Cutlery Tool
No silly thoughts here, because this All-in-One Outdoor Cutlery Tool is all business. And that business is getting food into your mouth. In style. WITH GADGET POWER!! So, let's pop a All-in-One Outdoor Cutlery Tool out of the included belt pouch and go through all its features. Join us, won't you? The first thing you'll notice about the All-in-One Outdoor Cutlery Tool is its sturdy construction. It's ready to travel to the end of time with you and back. It's got a corkscrew, a locking can opener with mini screwdriver at the end, and a locking 3" blade. But the coolest part is this: twist the little lever thing on the front and a spoon and fork detach from the back. The fork has a bottle opener on the other end and the spoon is like a mini shovel for making sure grub goes in your eat hole. Use it for office lunches, use it for camp dinners, use it for extreme tea ceremonies - this All-in-One Outdoor Cutlery Tool is ready for anything! All-in-One Outdoor Cutlery Tool Perfect and reliable way to carry all your food utensil needs in one easy-to-carry tool. Great for hikers, bikers, travelers, offices, and other places you need to eat. Black ABS handle and stainless steel food parts. 600D nylon, foam-padded, black belt sheath included (with magnetic closure). Tools Included: removable spoon and fork, locking knife (3" blade) and can opener, corkscrew, bottle opener, and 2mm flathead screwdriver. Food not included. Dimensions: approx. 5" x 1" x 0.75"
Magnetic Project Mat
So, you've just sat down to assemble a Useless Box Kit. You get all your parts spread out and then you bump the table sending tiny screws and nuts to parts of your room you'll never see. Or, perhaps you're the type to take apart and fix your smartphone? Lose those screws, and you're . . . well . . . screwed. Who knew the simplest of solutions was what you need? We did. Presenting the Magnetic Project Mat. The Magnetic Project Mat looks like a mousepad, with a smooth surface and a grid. But it's magnetic, which means if you put down your little screws and nuts, they won't roll away. The grid helps you group them and the smooth surface means dry erase! That's right, not only will your Magnetic Project Mat keep your bits in place, but you can also label them (dry erase marker included). And best of all, the Magnetic Project Mat is magnetic enough to hold screws and bits in place, but not strong enough to ruin hard drives and other modern electronics. If you like DIY-ing, you need a Magnetic Project Mat or two today. It will make everything less stressful, and make you look pretty dang organized at the same time. Magnetic Project Mat Never lose screws and nuts again - they stick to the mat! Grid helps you organize your parts. Dry erase surface helps you label your parts and take notes. Magnetic surface is safe for hard drives and other modern electronics. Reduces reassembly time by up to 40% while preventing errors. Dry erase pen included (black ink). Dimensions: 8" x 10" x 0.031"
Manfrotto Hotshoe Dimmable LED Panel
Today's technology makes it so easy to get into filmmaking. No longer do you need to haul around a lighting rig and tons of bulky equipment and then perfectly arrange all the lights in the room to get a clear shot. You can shoot just about anything with a DSLR or heck, even an iPhone. It makes it easy to stay fleet of foot and be the first person able to capture evidence of anything from Bigfoot to big news to the big new hotness at Comic-con. The Manfrotto Hotshoe Dimmable LED Panel is a 24-LED light source that provides daylight-bright light, but is small enough to tuck into a pocket of your camera case. Versatile enough to use with compact cameras or smartphones, the Manfrotto LED Panel can be handheld or mounted, whatever fits the moment. It can also be fitted to supports via its standard 1/4" thread. The ML240's 24 LEDs emit continuous light at a constant temperature of 5600°K (daylight), with an illuminance of 220 LUX at a distance of 1m. The dimmer allows precise control over the lighting, from 0% all the way to 100%. It's invaluable for taking video of interviews and other close-up shots and can be used for macro photography as well. When fitted onto a DSLR shoe, a handy 3200K LED lights your camera controls to assist you in low light conditions. Depending on your choice of batteries, the ML240 will maintain full brightness for approximately 60 minutes. And since LEDs have a really long lifespan, you won't ever have to worry about them dying on you when you're in the field. Product Specifications Perfect lighting for on-the-go filmmakers Small enough to fit in your camera case Versatile enough to use with DSLRs, compact cameras, even smartphones Can be hand held, mounted on a flash hotshoe, or fitted to a support (1/4" thread) Less harsh than on-camera flash for close-up subjects Good for low-light, close-up video or macro photography, too All the numbers: Battery life - Alkaline: 40 min Battery life - NiMh (1000 mAh): 55.0 min Battery Type: 2 AAA (not included) Beam Angle: 30.0 degrees Color Temperature: 5600 K (daylight) CRI: 80 Dimmable: 0 - 100% Flash Mode: no Luminous Flux: 84 lumen Lux @ 1m: 220.0 Number of LEDs: 24
Amoeba Dual Purpose Digital Microscope
As wee geeks, we loved our science classes. Science was always fun and hands-on and related to the things we interacted with in our daily lives. Getting to play with the microscopes fell in the category of Best. Day. Ever. Using a microscope was like looking into a different world. We saw things that we didn't even knew existed - like amoebas! But we couldn't take the microscope home. And we had to share it with our lab partner, a kid with a purple spot on his left nostril, a clear sign of his grape-scented marker huffing habit. If only we had a microscope at home: we could have been studying science every night and every weekend. This dual purpose microscope is perfect for the home scientist. It features high powered specimen slide viewing and lower power to get a closer look at stamps, coins, and other small objects. You can even detach Amoeba’s tube for convenient handheld digital viewing of large objects. Need to snap a picture or video of your findings? With its built in 1.3 MP digital camera, Amoeba can easily capture photos or video and upload to your computer to save, send and share with anyone. Product Specifications Dual purpose microscope for home science projects High powered specimen slide viewing Low power for viewing stamps, currency, and more Detach Amoeba's tube for handheld viewing of large objects Built-in 1.3 MP digital camera, upload photos or video to your computer Power: 10x, 60x, 200x Top and bottom LED illumination 82 mm (3.2") diameter plain stage Coarse focus with dual knobs USB 2.0 cable ULead photo software for Windows OS Plug & Play with Windows and most Macs Includes 8 prepared slides, 4 blank slides, tweezers, needle probe, eyedropper
Hurricane 2 Canless Air System
Canned air is fun, but it's not the most friendly or safe product on the market. It's full of things that are are hard to type, like difluoroethane, trifluoroethane, and tetrafluoroethane. It emits greenhouse gases and can give you frostbite if you're not careful. Oh, and it can cause flash fires, severe burns, or explosions. Yikes. Why do we use it? Because it's handy for cleaning things: our keyboards, inside our computers, and around our evil workshop. With the Hurricane 2 Canless Air System, we finally have a viable alternative to canned air. Each charge of the H2's batteries gives you the equivalent of 25 cans of canned air, but without the chemicals, greenhouses gases, and risk of explosions. Shoot a blast of air at over 200 mph at any angle and maintain it for 12 minutes! We love our Hurricane 2 Canless Air System for the usual techie stuff, but it's also great around the house, in our maker's workshop, and even as a firestarter when we want to roast marshmallows. Product Specifications Reusable air compressor cleaning system YES! High powered stream of 100% breathable, safe air to clean anything! NO chemicals, greenhouse gasses, frostbite, explosions, pollution, residue One charge will give you the equivalent of 20 cans of canned air Excellent gift for: Electronics & computer repair techs PC Gamers Makers, woodcrafters, builders Hair stylists or barbers (safe to blow on people!) Outdoorsgeeks (easily start a wood fire!) Clean freaks (dust plants, vents, blinds, patios, filters, shelves...) Blows air at over 200 mph Unlike regular compressed air cans that tend to freeze up after less than a minute, the H2 can blow for 12 minutes straight! Batteries: NiMH (rechargeable via included power cord). A full charge can last up to a month, depending on use. Includes: Industrial strength H2 unit, wall charger, and 2 x 5" extension tubes
DIY Lover's 54 Bit Driver Kit
When assembling or taking part an electronic item, the main thing needed are the proper tools. And do we have the tools for you! The genius taker-aparters at iFixit have developed this set of drivers based on their most popular manuals. We offer you the set that has a ton of tools, without breaking your bank! We call it the DIY Lover's 54 Bit Driver Kit. Read on to learn more. The DIY Lover's 54 Bit Driver Kit is perfect for the beginning and the beginner-blossoming-into-awesomehood. It is loaded with all sorts of goodies including a ¼" adapter so you can use the bits with standard drivers, a flexible shaft extension with magnetic tip (stop giggling), and 54 bits (including the magical Pentalobe - see below for all of them). Heck, you can even use the ¼" adapter as a T handle for some extra torque! The DIY Lover's 54 Bit Driver Kit will make sure you're ready to screw or unscrew anything your heart desires. DIY Lover's 54 Bit Driver Kit An awesome-tacular driver kit to make sure you have the bits needed to work on any DIY project you can imagine. From the brilliant minds of iFixit! 54 Bit Kit Includes: Magnetized 4mm hex driver with metal shaft and rubberized grip ¼" adapter to use the bits in standard drivers and/or power tools (and also doubles as a T handle for extra torque!) Flexible shaft extension with magnetic tip Pentalobe Bits: 2, 5, 6 (iPhone, MacBook Air, MacBook Pro) Slot Bits: 1, 1.3, 1.5, 2, 2.5, 3, 3.5, 4mm Phillips Bits: #000, #00, #0, #1, #2 JIS Bits: 000, 00, 0, 1 Torx Bits: T3, T4, T5, T6 Torx Security Bits: TR7, TR8, TR9, TR10, TR15, TR20 (compatible with non-security) Hex Bits: 0.7, 0.9, 1.3, 1.5, 2, 2.5, 3, 3.5, 4, 4.5, 5, 6mm Square Bits: #0, #1, #2 Triangle Bit: 3mm Tri-wing Bits: #0, #1 Nut Driver Bits: 2.5, 3, 3.5, 4, 4.5, 5mm Case Dimensions: approx. 7.875" x 4.813" x 0.875"
Dime Micro Multi-Tool
It’s been a hard decade or two for U.S. currency. What with inflation, deflation, and inflammation messing around with our lives, it’s difficult to really know the value of the dollar. You’ve come here, to this page to be enlightened. Back in the day, you could make phone call with a dime; nowadays, you can’t. Plain and simple. But, with the Dime Micro Multi-Tool, you can use the pliers, wire cutters, medium flathead driver, and bottle opener to create your own telephone! And when you’re done, that bottle opener can be used to celebrate. That’s the value of the dime. This Dime won’t buy your grandpa dinner and a movie back in the day, but it will entertain and sustain all the same. Taking the standard keychain multi-tool to a new level, this 10-component stainless steel beauty will be your mini workhorse. Besides being an indispensable utility with a plethora of functions, the Dime comes with a unique blade designed to safely cut and score plastic packaging. No more embarrassing struggles and knuckle-nicks with the standard blade when trying to get into those oddly protected knife sets, or other manly things that come in emasculating packing. ("NO HONEY, I GOT IT.") Fear not, the value of the U.S. dollar still struggles, but you can be certain that the value of the Dime will always stay strong and true. Product Specifications The most valuable multi-tool in your arsenal 10 components: Pliers Wire Cutter Fine Edge Blade Retail Package Opener (great for boxes too!) Scissors Medium Flathead Driver Crosshead Driver Bottle Opener Tweezers File Material: 3Cr13 Stainless Steel Length at full extension: 4.25” Length closed: 2.75” Weight: 2.2 oz
Red Laser Pointer
Yes, we know - it's just a Red Laser Pointer. But hey they can still be fun and this one is a great deal. Use as a chase toy for your dog or cat (or heck, any animal that will run after it for that matter). Of course, use it for presentations and general stuff as well. We also offer a very nice Green Laser Pointer in our catalog. Perfect for skypointing and visible in dark conditions. The Red Laser Pointer also has these great features.
The ThinkGeek EvilTron
Easy-to-hide with six creepy sound choices There are a lot of scary things out there. But here at ThinkGeek Mindlabs(TM) we think there are certainly few things scarier than one's own imagination. The human mind can play devious tricks on itself, especially when given a small amount of outside stimuli to work with. Your thoughts can easily lead you into a maze of paranoia and put you into a very uncomfortable state of heightened awareness. That odd noise that just came from the attic or the "face" you just saw hovering for a split second outside your window - these things can really stir your thoughts. So, we used this simple principle to create our newest mind toy, the ThinkGeek EvilTron. This fiendishly small device features six creepy sound choices perfect for frightening your "friends" and co-workers. Simply choose your favorite sound (or use the random mode), place it in a dark hiding spot and watch the madness begin. Perfectly suitable for dorm, office and home use. Or try putting it in someone's car - that gets them every time. Your Highly Tested EvilTron Sounds Are: Something unsettling creaking Unidentifiable scratching sounds Gasping last breath Sinister child laughing Eerie whispering of 'hey, can you hear me?' Random Mode
Star Wars R2-D2 Folding Armchair
It's heartwarming to see the droids in the Star Wars universe obeying their human masters. So many sci-fi movies show the worst case scenario with robots, so we're always happy to see helpful robots and droids. Even if they're helping the bad guys. This R2-D2 wants nothing more than to help you comfortably sit while on the go. He'll come camping, or to fan conventions, or to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. We don't recommend bringing him to Hoth unless you're going to go ice fishing or something. He's more of a warm weather droid. This fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible is only found at ThinkGeek! Product Specifications Folding camp chair featuring everyone's favorite droid Made of sturdy nylon, suitable for indoor or outdoor use Comes with a nylon shoulder bag for carrying and storage ThinkGeek exclusive product - you won't find this anywhere else! Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible One size fits most adults
Kiwi Wifi iPhone Car Diagnostic Kit
If you're not a car geek, the light that says "CHECK ENGINE" might as well say "PC LOAD LETTER." Sure, we can open the hood and verify that indeed, the engine is still present, but beyond that, we're a little lost. Best we can do is drive it to the garage and hope that we don't get totally bamboozled by the mechanic again. We already bought the anti-unicorn disinfectant treatment once! It's supposed to protect the air filter from glitter for life, right? The Kiwi Wifi is a plug and play wireless device that connects to your car's OBDII port (right below the steering wheel). Kiwi Wifi comes attached with a 6 ft OBDII cable for easy installation. It also comes with a power switch built-in to prevent the need for having to constantly disconnect your unit from the OBDII port. You can use it in any vehicle born in 1996 or later, whether it's a sedan, truck, SUV, or even a hybrid. Once the device is connected, you can download one of two recommended car diagnostics apps from the App Store and begin to monitor all sorts of stats about your car. Next time you go into the mechanic, you'll avoid the unicorn charge. That's for sure!
Mini Microscope For iPhone
Every time we get a new iPhone accessory, we're like HOLY CRAP WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. Go on, ask the you from 20 years ago if you can imagine having a device that fits in your pocket that can check email, watch TV shows, video chat with your siblings from across the country... Yeah, the you from 20 years ago just told you to shut up. We know, that's what we said to us too. The Mini Microscope for iPhone transforms your smartphone into a mini microscope capable of 60x magnification. Attach the Mini Microscope to the camera lens of your iPhone 4 or 4S and you can zoom in on just about anything. Three built-in bright white LEDs will shed light on your subject and even allow you to reliably verify watermarks. And of course, since it is attached to your camera, you can take photos of everything you're examining and share them with the world. Bullet Headline Microscope attachment for the iPhone 4/4S Attaches to the lens of your camera Zoom in at 60x magnification Three built-in bright white LEDs included See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more Take photos of the things you're examining and share them Dimensions: approx. 1.46" x 1.61" x 0.67" Batteries: 3x LR1130
Portable Body Scale
We envy the houses on HGTV with their bathrooms large enough for a whirlpool tub for two and a television. The reality is that many of us have a bathroom just large enough to do the basics of human hygiene. And when your healthstyle requires a semi-regular weighing of your bodily mass, you need to fit a scale into the cramped floor plan of your water closet. The Portable Body Scale is here to save your space! The ultra compact design of this body scale means you can fit it anywhere in your bathroom or take it on the road when you travel. (It's also handy for weighing your suitcase before you go to the airport!) Made of toughened glass, this scale is seriously strong and will hold up to 330 pounds. Step on the scale and the red LED will light up giving you a steady and clear reading. Product Specifications Ultra compact scale can fit in tiny bathroom, purse, or bag Red LEDs light up with your weight Switch between pounds and kilograms with the flick of a switch Perfect for travel: weigh your suitcase of souvenirs before you fly! Best used on a hard, flat surface (aka, not carpet) Automatic shut-off conserves battery life Material: Super tough glass Minimum Weight: 11 lb / 5 kg Maximum Weight: 330 lb / 150 kg Batteries: 2 AAA (not included) Dimensions: approx. 8.27" x 4.33" x 0.79" Unit weight: 15.6 oz
Withings WiFi Scale
Geeks everywhere are suffering from an imbalance. Maybe they eat too much junk, and are shaped more like Jabba than Solo. A few of us are perhaps a little smaller than we should be - and could stand to be a bit more Simon Phoenix-y... in the muscular way and not the insane murder-death-killery way. We all know how to get there. Diet and exercise. Sure, there's also experimental gene therapy, but even if you take that route, you still have to accurately monitor your progress. Yes, any scientific endeavor has to be properly metered and recorded so that adjustments can be made for optimum results. If the needle on the scale isn't moving in the desired direction fast enough, say, you can increase your workload, or decrease the cheetos. The problem is, your standard bathroom scale is horribly inaccurate, and it's difficult to translate the scribbled weights you've recorded on the back of your Netflix envelope into truly usable data. Enter the Withings WiFi scale! This gorgeous hunk of glass and aluminum weighs you in kilograms, pounds, or stone with an accuracy of 100 grams. Also, through biometric impedance analysis, the scale accurately measures your body fat. This is all well and good, but what makes this scale so gosh-darned special? WiFi! By giving your scale access to the interwebs, it posts your every weight measurement sample to your own private custom webpage that tracks your body mass and shows you your progress. View your results in tabular or graph form, even on your iPhone using the included iPhone app! It not only monitors your weight, BMI and body fat percentage - it measures up to 8 total family members on each scale, auto-recognizing each one as they step on the scale. If you or your family are part of an online fitness program, like Weightbot, Fitburn, or Google Health, it can auto-share your data with those services, expanding your ability to reach your fitness goals!
Dual Heated Travel Mug
We are huge fans of iced coffee. On a hot summer day, it's refreshing and invigorating. But there is a ginormous difference between iced coffee and cooled-off-cuz-you-didn't-drink-fast-enough coffee. The latter is downright gross. Blech. Hot coffee is most delicious at its optimal drinking temperature: just cool enough that you're not burning your tongue on it. The Dual Heated Travel Mug is prepared to keep your coffee warm wherever you go. Plug it into your car's cigarette lighter for heat on your long commute. Your coffee will stay hot and fresh all the way to the office, where you can switch out your power source, plugging into your computer or USB hub. The Dual Heated Travel Mug is made of durable stainless steel and holds 16 ounces of your favorite hot beverage. Product Specifications 16 oz travel mug keeps your coffee hot Plug it into your cigarette lighter in the car Plug it into your USB port at the office Locking, spill-resistant lid Materials: Durable stainless steel Love your mug: Hand wash due to electronic parts!
Book Vault
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
MicroStylus Compact Capacitive Touch Stylus
This just might be the best stylus ever made. I’m completely serious. - Matt Burns, TechCrunch Woe are we, the clumsy, the fat-fingered. It takes us twice as long to text because we're either cursing auto-correct or constantly backspacing to correct our mistakes. We've bookmarked every site we like because we can't be trusted to type URLs. Our accuracy in Angry Birds is pitiful, our verisimilitude in drawing games is laughable. We can't even pick up the right letter from our rack in Words with Friends. Woe, woe, woe. No more! The MicroStylus Jack is the tiny stylus that will have you texting with the skill of a middle schooler on Red Bull. Precision machined from aircraft grade aluminum, the MicroStylus has a soft silicone tip that gives you the edge for texting, drawing, emailing, or gaming. Where do you store this tiny wonder, you ask? Right in your headphone jack. Bam. It keeps dust out of your phone's interior while standing at the ready for your next move on Words with Friends. (Better take advantage of that TW square!) Product Specifications The world's smallest capacitive touch stylus Milled aluminum body with a soft silicone tip Perfect for an on-the-go stylus to take notes or game Keeps your screen free of greasy fingerprints Stores in your 3.5mm headphone jack Doubles as an audio jack dust cap Compatible with all capacitive touch surfaces (iPhone, Android, tablets, etc)
Retro iPhone Case
We remember the very first time we saw a cell phone. It was summer sleepover camp and we were in the backwoods of Maine, far from civilization. (Or it least it seemed that way!) On the first day of camp, the adults were going over all the important details, including that if we had an emergency and needed to call for an ambulance Mr. Jones had a mobile phone. And sure enough, he lifted this... brick of a device. Our eyes were like dinner plates. This was a phone. A MOBILE PHONE. Whoa. If you'd like to relive the days of having the ultimate status symbol, slip your iPhone into this chunky, brick-like case. It's not going to fit in your pocket or your purse, but if your backpack or briefcase is big enough, you might have some luck. Don't worry, though, the Retro iPhone case still allows you to access all of your 21st-century features. We're definitely picking up one of these to use at 80s costume parties. Product Specifications Turn your iPhone into one of the first mobile phones Combines the iconic look of an 80s "brick" handset with the specs of your iPhone Big and sturdy: protects against bumps and scratches Stands up on its own, vertical or horizontal Great novelty gift, gag gift, or costume accessory Compatible with iPhone 3GS, 4, and 4S
Micro Light Smartphone Pack
We like being the kind of people who are always prepared for whatever may happen, be it zombies, sudden power outages, or the need to show the latest viral video to an uninitiated friend. That feeling you get when you're the only person at the party who has a bottle opener? You could have that feeling every day with the Micro Light Smartphone pack. You get two awesome microtools in this pack: a smartphone stand and a screen cleaner. Both of these fine tools have LED flashlights, so you can dual wield light! The Smartphone stand disconnects quickly and easily from the keychain and will securely hold your phone or mp3 player in portrait or landscape orientation. Got some smudges on that screen? Your handy microfiber screen cleaner will gently wipe them away, leaving you screen shiny and clean for another rendition of Gangnam Style. Product Specifications Two microtools: smartphone stand and smartphone cleaner Smartphone Stand Handy LED flashlight Stand for your smartphone (vertical or horizontal) Fits on your keyring, disconnects quickly & easily Anti-slip pad keeps your phone from sliding around Batteries: 2 replaceable CR1616 batteries (included) Dimensions: 1" x 1.9" x 0.4" Weight: 1.2 ounces Screen Cleaner Another handy LED flashlight (dual wield!) Cleaning pad to safely wipe down smartphone or tablet Material: super-soft microfiber Batteries: 2 replaceable CR1616 batteries (included) Dimensions: 1.1" x 2" x 0.5" Weight: 0.5 ounces
VariGrip Hand Exerciser
Ever cursed your hands for not being able to do something? VariGrip is the personal trainer that will turn those wimpy digits into nimble powerhouses. For Gamers: Your very (digital) life depends on the speed of your fingers hitting the keyboard or controller buttons. You can gain speed with gaming keyboards or high end controllers, but those are pricey. VariGrip is way cheaper and will still get you the edge you need to crush your enemies and see them driven before you. For Musicians: We know you're faking those runs. You may think you've mastered the fine art of faking, but we hear those missing notes (or rather, we don't hear them). If you're away from your instrument more often than you'd like, use VariGrip to keep your hands in tip-top shape. The molded grip even reverses to uncover simulated strings so guitar players can develop and maintain finger calluses. The VariGrip Hand Exerciser features a comfortable ergonomic design and variable tension in each spring so you can work each finger at its own individual level. Condition your fingers, hand, wrist, and forearm anywhere you go and then dominate the digital landscape or rock the concert hall. Product Specifications Condition your fingers, hand, wrist, and forearm Great for musicians, gamers, even motorcyclists Variable tension in each spring (2-4 lbs per finger) A cheaper alternative to a gaming keyboard, gaming mouse, or high end controller Musicians can condition their fingers without their instrument
Spycam HD Video Pen Camera
You have this nagging feeling that someone has been using your office while you're at lunch. There's no solid evidence, but your chair seems warm and there are some new crumbs on your keyboard. Hmmm, who is this cookie-eating chair warmer? To solve this mystery, we suggest you employ one of our new mini Spycams to get the video footage. Then you can close the case and maybe put the evidence up on Youtube for "educational" purposes. This Spycam is the classic pen camera, just like the ones used in secret agent movies, except it's been updated for the modern age with full video capabilities. It's simple to operate with a built-in USB connector. The internal 8GB of storage capacity are capable of capturing hours of quality video in AVI format. This pen camera can also take regular still photos or record audio evidence. Catch the cookie-eating monster by carefully positioning your pen and clicking it into Record mode before you head off to lunch and you'll be able to review the footage as soon as you return. Product Specifications Take covert pictures, record video or audio with your pen 720p, records 1280 x 720 video up to 30 frames per second 8 GB of storage, retrieve your files via USB Plug & play, simple to use for anyone who wants to be a spy Battery: Lithium-ion, lasts roughly 2 hours on a full charge Video compression: AVI Photo format: JPG, 1600 x 1200 pixels Internal storage: 8 GB Package includes: 1 Spycam pen 1 USB cable for charging and data transfer Instructions
Portal 2 Wheatley LED Flashlight
"He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived." ~ GLaDOS Well that's hardly fair, is it? Okay perhaps it is. Frankenturrets anyone? While Wheatley might not have been the brightest personality core in the bunch, this collectible flashlight sure is. This mighty mini is finely detailed, with movable handles. On top of the core is a button and when you press it, Wheatley's blue eye comes to life and lights your way. Just like the real Wheatley, this flashlight will come in handy as you try escape a darkened testing facility. Of course, you'll want to be sure to have him firmly in hand should you pass by the Central AI Chamber. We really don't need him taking over the Enrichment Center again, do we? The Wheatley Flashlight is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible. Product Specifications Wheatley may be a bit dim, but his flashlight is bright! Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible Finely detailed design with movable handles Press the button and Wheatley's blue eye will light your path Comes with chain and metal clip for attaching to keys, bag, or backpack Requires 3 LR44 batteries (included)
Kiwi Bluetooth Android Phone Car Diagnostic Kit
If you're not a car geek, the light that says "CHECK ENGINE" might as well say "PC LOAD LETTER." Sure, we can open the hood and verify that indeed, the engine is still present, but beyond that, we're a little lost. Best we can do is drive it to the garage and hope that we don't get totally bamboozled by the mechanic again. We already bought the anti-unicorn disinfectant treatment once! It's supposed to protect the air filter from glitter for life, right? The Kiwi Bluetooth is a plug and play wireless device that connects to your car's OBDII port (right below the steering wheel). Kiwi Bluetooth comes attached with a 6 ft OBDII cable for easy installation. It also comes with a power switch built-in to prevent the need for having to constantly disconnect your unit from the OBDII port. You can use it in any vehicle born in 1996 or later, whether it's a sedan, truck, SUV, or even a hybrid. Once the device is connected, you can download one of two recommended car diagnostics apps from the Android Market and begin to monitor all sorts of stats about your car. Next time you go into the mechanic, you'll avoid the unicorn charge. That's for sure!
Scrolling LED Name Badge II
Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed "on the fly" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours.
Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool
Hobos really began coming into prominence after the Civil War, when the US was feeling its way to a rejoined future. Hobos were migrant workers, with no home, but with a desire to do a hard day's labor. They had their own cuisine (Mulligan Stew, anyone?) and their own tools. One of these tools was the Hobo Knife - a pocket tool that separates into a fork and a knife for simple and functional portable cutlery. And if you think about your commute, your wanderings around your city and office, and all the mobility of your daily life, you'll realize why you need a Hobo Knife, too. And here's what makes this Hobo Knife so lovely. First, it's not bulky - the fork and knife are very refined looking, yet super strong. Also, we really loved the rose-wood handles; they give the Hobo Knife a sense of class when you use it in a fancy restaurant (and the bottle opener helps crack open some of them fancy wines). Add the leather carrying pouch, and you will always have your Hobo Knife with you wherever so you may roam. Because when the zombies come, you want to be prepared to eat anywhere - and you will be once you get your own Hobo Knife . . . and a shotgun. Get it? Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool It's a fork and knife in one tool - that separates into two tools! Bottle opener on the three-tined fork. Rose-wood handles. Leather carrying pouch (with belt loop) included. Clip point blade and fork made of 440C Stainless Steel. Dimensions: Blade Length: 3" Fork Length: 2.75" Total Open Length: 7" Closed Length: 3.75" These products are not intended for any unlawful purpose as defined by applicable local, county, state, and federal laws. By agreeing herein, purchaser acknowledges that he/she is 18 years of age or older. Purchaser also acknowledges that he/she is permitted to purchase this product pursuant to his local, county, state, and federal laws.
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
Green-Red Laser Pointer
Many people have a red laser pointer and some really cool people have the green laser pointer. But very few people have them both built into a single unit. Being the cutting edge geek that you are, we know you'll choose this dual output beauty. Why would you want to be like everybody else? The first laser pointer that projects a brilliant GREEN beam from one end and also a high-power RED beam. The GREEN beam is just as bright as other green pointers, range up to 2 miles in darkness, wavelength 532 nm. The green laser beam (not just the dot) is visible at night. The RED beam is the most powerful red laser allowed by the FDA, range 4000 ft in darkness. Power output Green Laser Specifications Output Mode - Constant wave Wavelength - 532 nm Batteries: 2 x AAA (included) Beam Dia. at Source - 1 mm Output Variance - 10% after 20 min. Body Color - Silver Beam Divergence - 1.2 mRad Output Power - Switch - Push Button Operating Lifetime - 2000 hours Class - IIIa Range 10,000 ft (3000m) in darkness Red Laser Specifications Wavelength - 650 nm Polarization - Linear (50:1) Batteries: 2 x AAA Beam Dia. at Source - 1 mm Output Variance - 5% after 20 min. Body Color - Silver Beam Divergence - 1.2 mRad Output Power - Switch - Push Button Operating Lifetime - 5000 hours Class - IIIa Range 4,000 ft (1300m) in darkness Dimensions - 6.8 in. long, 0.55 in. dia.
Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard for iPad & iPhone
Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of "Space 1999". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery
WeWood Moon Ladies Watch
There are a lot of reasons to love wood. For starters, it's a valuable resource in Settlers of Catan. Secondly, it's where we get awesome things like Player's Handbooks and not-so-awesome things like TPS reports. (Sick of TPS reports? We're hiring.) But if you happen to be an animal lover or strict vegetarian or vegan, you may love wood because hey, it's not leather! The WeWood Moon Ladies Watch is made of 100% natural wood, saved from scraps from the flooring industry that would otherwise be destroyed. The watch features a wood case, bracelet, and dial. It's the perfect gift for someone who is environmentally conscious or who is allergic to other watch materials. Best of all, WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased. Product Specifications Watch made from 100% natural wood WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased Save the planet and have a unique timepiece Features Miyota movement Hypoallergenic, a good choice for people with metal allergies Perfect gift for an animal lover or woodworker Note: Due to the season and age of the wood chosen for your unique WeWood Timepiece, colors may be darker or lighter (within reason and hue) than the photo. Dimensions: 7 3/4” (band), 1.25" (width of face)
9 ft. Cable for iPad & iPhone
Murphy's Law of Battery Life: No matter how long the battery lasts on your device, it will drain to nothing at the most inopportune time. Murphy's Law of Outlets: There will never be an outlet that is conveniently placed such that you can use your device and charge it simultaneously. Screw Murphy, we say. For those times when your iPhone or iPad is dying and you still need to use it, whip out the 9 Foot Cable. That's right, you can plug your iPhone in on one side of your King bed, run the cable under the bed and up the other side to your nightstand. You can plug your iPad in at one end of the conference room and sit on the other. Use it for charging or syncing your iPad, iPhone, iPod, or iPod Touch. There's even a handy dandy storage pouch for you to carry your cable in when you're traveling. Product Specifications Super long, 9 foot cable for iPhone, iPad, and iPod Use for charging or syncing with your computer Compatible with Apple products that have the 30 pin connector Did we mention it's NINE FEET LONG? Requires an Apple power adapter (you got one with your iPhone, iPad, or iPod) Comes with a storage pouch for travel
LEGO® Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks
Did you know that the first interlocking LEGO bricks were produced in 1949? Sure they were a little different than the bricks we know and love today (those ABS bricks have been around since 1963), but still, that's a very long time. And hey, LEGO is so awesome that those bricks made in 1963 still connect with bricks made today. LEGO bricks are a prototyper and maker's dream, as they can easily build almost anything the mind can imagine. So, get ready to doubly unlock your creativity with these LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks. Doubly unlock? Yup, see here's what we use our LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks for. First, you use the inside to design and plan out your LEGO project du jour. And then, because each of the LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks has an integrated brick on the cover, you can actually build your creation right on the notebook. Or, you can use that brick for little LEGO "doodles" while you are thinking of what to write next. Get some LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks today (heck, get 'em all), and let the magic of LEGO inspire your life. LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks Beautiful LEGO-ized versions of the world's best notebooks - with LEGO stickers to further make it your own. In two different sizes (small and large) and two different styles (ruled and blank). Each comes with an integrated LEGO brick on the cover, so you can build right on the notebook! Each notebook features a sewn binding, acid-free paper, rounded edges, elastic closure, cloth ribbon placeholder, and a rear expandable inner pocket. Pages: Small Notebooks have 192 pages; Large Notebooks have 240 pages. Notebook Dimensions and Info: Small Ruled - Yellow LEGO screenprint and 2X4 brick - 3.5" x 5.5" Large Ruled - Black LEGO screenprint and 4X6 brick - 5" x 8.25" Small Blank - Green LEGO screenprint and 2X4 brick - 3.5" x 5.5" Large Blank - Red LEGO screenprint and 4X6 brick - 5" x 8.25"
Capture SLR Camera Clip System
It's hard being a photogeek. We have to choose between a heavy, bulky camera swinging on our necks if we want easy access, or packed in a bag if we don't want it getting in the way. This is especially troubling at conventions, when it gets tangled in our lanyard when we're trying to take a quick snap of some awesome cosplayers. If only there was some great gadget to help us... Enter the Capture SLR Camera Clip System! It securely fastens onto any strap or belt, rigidly holding our expensive digital buddy until we need it. With one button, the quick-release plate slides free and we can take pictures. Putting it back is just as easy, with a click that lets us know it's safe and sound. Constructed from compact ultralight aluminum, it won't weigh us down and will stand up to a lot of use. Capture is great for outdoors geeks. No camera swinging around while we're running, hiking or cycling. Moms and Dads can attach it to your baby bag, keeping your camera nearby to document all those firsts: word, step, Jedi mind trick, natural 20. Using Capture means we can take more photos on the go! Product Specifications Easy to install: just screw the quick-release onto your tripod mount, attach the clip to a strap, and slide the camera in Attaches to any strap up to 3" wide and 0.5" thick -- most backpack straps, messenger bags, belts, baby carriers, climbing harnesses, etc. Secure lock able to withstand 150 lbs. of force Redundant twist lock to secure your camera from accidental release Arca-swiss compatible Made from die-cast aluminum: weatherproof and durable Quick release plate slides in four directions, letting you choose how to store your camera Compatible with most tripods; no need to remove Capture to use one Comes with metal loops to attach hand straps Guaranteed for life by the manufacturer Dimensions: 4" x 2" Weight: 5.2 ounces
FireStash Keychain Lighter
The funny thing about being a non-smoker is that you never seem to have a lighter when you need one. We excitedly come home with a delicious smelling candle, hoping to rid our apartment of the smell of burned dinner only to realize we have no way to light it. Or we get the crazy urge to light a fire in our backyard and roast marshmallows, but our stick-rubbing fu is totally lacking. Where are our vice-loving friends when we need them? Don't fret! You can retain your vice-free lifestyle (or hey, at least smoke-free) and have portable fire ready whenever you need it. This unbelievably small waterproof keyring canister houses a fully working lighter that is ready to ignite at your command. Attach to your keyring for essential outdoor use and refill with standard lighter fuel. Product Specifications Unbelievably small waterproof keyring canister with a working lighter Dark chrome plated zinc alloy Petrol refillable lighter (refill with standard lighter fuel) Waterproof neoprene ‘O’ ring 20mm split ring Key ring attachment Dimensions: 45mm long x 15mm wide x 15mm deep
MicroJet Lighter Torch
Your typical disposable lighter is great for lighting birthday candles or starting up a charcoal grill. Other than that they are pretty lame and go out with just the slightest breeze. We think that lighter could be put to much better use and we'll tell you how. This MicroJet Lighter Torch turns a plain old butane lighter into a blue flame torch. It uses the butane contained in the lighter as its fuel source. Simply insert any compatible lighter (or the included refillable fuel cell) into the MicroJet and you suddenly have a butane torch, perfect for DIY jobs like plumbing, automotive repair, electronics, jewelry, paint removal and so on. The wind-proof flame and waterproof piezo electronic ignition system make the MicroJet ideal for outdoor use and camping. Please note: not every disposable lighter style will work with this product (for example, Bic lighters do not fit).
KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool
Special missions ops are able to do a bajillion different tasks - that's what they are trained for. One of the most important is blending in while they wait for their next assignment or action. Finally, there's a little multi-tool that follows this ideal. It hides amongst your keys, surrounding one to blend in. And then when you need it - BAM - it is ready for action. We're talking about the KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool, of course. The KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool is made out of stainless steel for strength and durability. It is tiny, but it holds 8 different tools - 3 different sized screwdrivers, tweezers, wire stripper, and more. Plus, it comes with a fake key (really just part of the packaging display), but that's a bonus feature in itself. Hide it with your keys, and the KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool will be ready to MacGyver you out of any situation. KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool A tiny arsenal of tools that hides surrounding one of your keys. Made of 422 grade stainless steel. Tools: Large screwdriver Medium screwdriver Small screwdriver Nail file Finger nail cleaner Bottle cap opener Wire cutter Tweezers Keyring clip and fake key (for fun) included. Dimensions: 1.97" x 0.79"
Quantum Bits
Every once in a while, we give you a product that requires a little bit of imagination. Bacon-flavored things? No need for imagination. Highly caffeinated things? No need for imagination. Adorable plush of your favorite characters? No need for imagination. Quantum Bits? You'll have to put on your imagination hat and let us tell you why you'll love 'em. Quantum Bits are little chips with super-bright LEDs inside. They light up in response to vibration and thus far, here's what we've imagined doing with them: Desk Toy: Fun to poke, tap, flick, toss from hand to hand, etc. Anger Monitor: Place on desk. Will light up when you slam fist on desk. Frustration Monitor: Place on desk. Will light up when you slam face on desk. Runner's Friend: Glue to the backs of your sneakers for nighttime runs. Oontz Oontz Oontz: Put Bits on subwoofer. Turn on tunes. Oooh, trippy. Maker's Friend: Integrate them in your creations. Send us pictures! Each set of Quantum Bits comes with eight chips and each chip has a lifetime of 100,000+ flashes. Got any other cool ideas? Mention them in the comments below! Product Specifications Set of eight motion-sensing LED lights 100,000+ flashes per chip Use them for: Amusement at work while on boring calls Superglue to your sneakers for running at night Bright lights for your subwoofer Integrate them into your building projects ...who knows what else you crazy kids will do! Dimensions: Each bit is 1.25"x 0.5" x 0.25"
IRIS 9000 voice control module for iPhone & Siri
Having an artificially intelligent computer at our beck and call has long been the fantasy of every green blooded sci-fi fan amongst us. Finally Siri on the iPhone has given us a tantalizing taste of this promised future... and we're lapping it up. However it's not all roses in our 2012 A.I. future tech fantasy. Sure Siri can schedule appointments, make funny quips and answer inane trivia questions with the help of Wolfram Alpha but she has one failing... to get her to listen you've got to have your hands on your phone and push a button. Somehow when we imagined the future of smart computer companions we assumed that shouting at them from across the room to do our bidding was part of the package. Apparently not. Therefore you can see why we were forced to create the IRIS 9000 voice control module for iPhone & Siri. Simply place your iPhone into the IRIS 9000 cradle and use the included micro remote to trigger Siri. Just tap the IRIS 9000 remote button once, listen for the Siri chime, and speak your command. The built in mic on the IRIS 9000 picks up your voice and the embedded speaker amplifies Siri's spoken responses. You can also make and receive calls using the IRIS 9000 like a standard speakerphone. Oh and did we mention that IRIS 9000's glowing eye flickers along with Siri's voice? How's that for amazing Buckaroo Banzai future tech? Product Features Control your iPhone and Siri from a distance Classic Sci-fi styling. Aluminum accents. Included micro remote triggers Siri with a single button press Built-in mic picks up your voice Embedded speaker amplifies Siri's responses Use as a standard speakerphone to make and receive calls Glowing LED eye flickers along with Siri's voice Power: 3 AAA batteries (not included) or USB Compatibility:iPhone 4S & 5 Bluetooth® v3.0 + EDR Class II Supports the Hands Free Profile (HFP) and Headset Profile (HSP) Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Important: Please read all product documentation before you begin your odyssey with IRIS 9000. *iPhone and Siri are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. **This is not an officially licensed Apple product and all references to iPhone and Siri are only used to indicate compatibility. The Bluetooth word mark and logos are registered trademarks owned by Bluetooth SIG, Inc. and any use of such marks by ThinkGeek is under license. Other trademarks and trade names are those of their respective owners.
Zippo Hand Warmer
Being cold sucks. Sure, it's fun for the first few seconds. "Wow!" you exclaim, taking a deep breath. "It sure is BRISK out here!" Ten minutes later, you're freezing your posterior off and want to be snoozing on a bearskin rug in front of a fire, preferably after having quaffed a giant mug of hot cocoa. This is extra difficult when you've committed to being in the outdoors for a long time, like for a football game, hunting trip, or ski weekend. Who says you can't enjoy the great outdoors and stay warm? The Zippo Hand Warmer is a rugged, metal hand warmer by the folks who make our favorite brand of lighter. It has a high-polish finish and a sleek, thin design so it easily fits into pockets, and it’s virtually odorless (great for hunters!) and stays warm for up to 12 hours. Plus, it’s reusable with Zippo lighter fluid and includes a convenient filler cup and warming bag. Whatever you're doing out there in the cold, keep a Zippo Hand Warmer in your pocket and you'll stay happy and warm doing it.
Karotz - Wifi Interactive Smart Rabbit
When thinking about the robots that will soon take over the world and become our dictators executioners benevolent overlords, we imagine things like the T-1000s, Cylons, The Manhunters, Omnius, the Cybermen, the Borg, the Lord of Blades, the Geth, and possibly Killbots. Only Monty Python fans expect disaster wrought by adorable white bunnies. Guess we'll be seeing you on Chiron Beta Prime. Karotz is the redesign of the popular Nabaztag rabbit you may remember seeing on ThinkGeek about 5 years ago. He's back and better than ever! Customize your Karotz with any of the 400 apps available (or code your own). Your bunny can inform you of what's shaking on your social networks, publish your status updates, play your favorite music, and even serve as a check-in point that emails you a photo of your child when they arrive home from school. If you're in a long distance relationship, you can "marry" two bunnies together and they'll mirror each other's ear motions no matter how far apart they are. Karotz speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and can teach you new things or enable your laziness. That's no ordinary rabbit. Product Specifications Karotz is the smartest electronic lagomorph on the block Speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and wiggles his ears to serve and entertain you Some things you can do with Karotz: Monitor your home from your iPad, iPhone, or Android phone. If you're a parent, you can have Karotz email or text you when your kids get home from school. Post to Facebook or Twitter just by talking to your Karotz, even pictures, videos, and music. Have Karotz read the internet to you. Wake up with Karotz, who will play you the song of your choosing Play and learn: Karotz is a polyglot and can teach you a new language Hook Karotz up to any of 400 apps (with more on the way) to simplify your life (or at least make it more fun!) Package contains: 1 smart Karotz rabbit 1 power supply with international adaptors 1 mini-USB cable 1 user's manual 2 recordable Flatnanoz (yellow and green) Technical specifications: Windows/Mac/Linux compatible Arm 9 Processor, 400 MHz, 64 MB RAM 256 MB Flash Memory Integrated microphone Integrated speakers Volume control Wi-Fi antenna Webcam RFID reader 1 USB 1.1 port 1 mini-USB port 1 LED 360 degree rotating ears Removable ears (magnetic) 1 push button 4 languages: French, English, German, Spanish Dimensions: 9.6 x 5 x 5"
Exovolt Plus Stackable Battery Pack
You're a power-hungry individual. No, we don't mean power-hungry in the sense that you desire to rule over the rabble of peasants. Perhaps you do - we won't judge. We mean power-hungry as in your devices suck up electricity like a Kindergardener sucks up juice-boxes. That tablet's nice, but you'll need to plug in if you expect to last all-day. An external battery will help, but what if you need to last the whole weekend? The week? A few weeks? Impossible, you say? Exovolt has your solution! Your main Exovolt Plus battery adds 5,200 sweet milli amp hours, but snap on one of the sub batteries, and you effectively double that capacity. Snap on another sub, and triple it! Keep on snapping on more and more sub batteries, and you could have a monster battery pack that'll keep you charged until the new year! Remember: The "sub" batteries need the "main" battery to operate! Features World’s first stackable battery pack Unlimited expandable battery capacity Sleek modern design Rapid charge 5,200mAh lithium polymer battery 4 LED battery power status indicator lights Made for iPod, iPhone and iPad Compatible with iPhone 5 Universal design, works with most smartphones and tablets Auto-safety protection system Double circuit protection Overheat protection Short-circuit protection Automatic input/output control Specifications Capacity: 5,200mAh Input: 5V ± 0.5V / 2A max Output: 5V ± 0.5V / 2A max Size: 3.7” x 3.7” x 0.6” (95 x 95 x 15mm) Weight: 5.5 oz (156g)
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens
Checking emails, brewing a cup of Dagobah Green Tea, hanging up your collection of ThinkGeek t-shirts, putting on Wild Cherry Pepsi lip balm, using PorkKleen Hand Sanitizer to protect yourself from germs, refilling your red Swingline stapler, eating Tribbles n'Bits cereal, reading the newspaper... everything is cooler through a fisheye lens. But the Olloclip doesn't stop with just a fisheye lens. Compatible with the iPhone 4, 4S, 5, and the 4th generation iPod touch (adapter required) the Olloclip is a quick-connect lens system that includes fisheye, wide-angle, and macro lenses in a tiny and convenient package. It was a huge hit on Kickstarter, where the project blew past its $15k production costs goal and ended up raising a whopping $68,201. Using Olloclip is easy! Slide it on over your iPhone's rear camera lens and you're ready to take amazing photos and videos. The fisheye lens captures a nearly 180 degree field-of-view. The wide-angle lens doubles the field of view of the iPhone camera. Finally, the macro lens lets you focus the iPhone within 12-15mm of your subject and applies roughly a 10X multiplier. Olloclip's storage bag even doubles as a microfiber cleaning cloth for the ultimate in convenience. Product Specifications Quick-connect camera lens for iPhone 4, 4S, and 5 Three lens options: fisheye, wide-angle, macro Slides on to the corner of your iPhone and automatically aligns itself The camera will autofocus as normal with the Olloclip on, don't worry! Works for still photos, videos, even Facetime Lenses made with precision ground glass multi-element optics Barrels made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum Soft plastic material on clip protects your iPhone from scratches Included in the Olloclip package: Fisheye lens Wide-angle lens Macro lens Lens caps for both ends Microfiber lens cleaning cloth storage bag Note: The Olloclip is specifically designed for the shape and size of the iPhone 4, 4S, and 5. It will not fit any other smartphone Another note: The Olloclip 4/4S is now compatible with your 4th generation iPod touch via the new iPod adapter (sold separately) Dimensions:1.37" tall x 1.22" across at the widest section Weight: 0.7 ounces
SOG PowerAssist Multi-Tool
Or two knives and 11 other tools to be specific. The SOG PowerAssist Multitool is a beast. Let's begin with the fact that one model of the PowerAssist comes with a C4 punch. Now let's think about this for a second: what type of person needs a C4 punch and more importantly what do they expect of their multitool? They expect to be awesome and in fact that's a fine word to describe the SOG PowerAssist Multitool. Just about every multitool begins with a pair of pliers and integrated wire cutters. The SOG stands out here with their patented Compound Leverage design and the strength of their stainless. As a test, we took a titanium spork and used the cutters to slice through the handle. Not a scratch on the cutters but wow did it make short work of the titanium! The blades on the SOG pop free using the PowerAssist technology built into the tool. Just unlock a blade and flick it with your thumb and the tool takes over. On the other side, you have a standard rack of various tools. However, unlike most multitools each individual component locks into place on the SOG giving you a steady and sturdy tool to work with. This model does not include the aforementioned C4 punch but it does include a host of other amazing tools. And if you really want that punch, the SOG PowerAssist is fully upgradable through the simple-yet-sturdy hex-bolt construction. Includes the following tools: Pliers Wire Cutters Blasting Cap Crimper (also good for general crimping) Straight Knife Blade Serrated Knife Blade Three-sided File Phillips Screwdriver Can Opener/Small Screwdriver Bottle Opener/Medium Screwdriver V-Cutter (useful for stripping wires, cutting seatbelts or cords) Ruler (built into the handles) Additional Product Specifications Stainless Steel Multitool with Black Oxide Finish Hex-bolt construction for easy maintenance and upgrades Closed: 4.675" Open: 7.125" Weight: 9.3 oz. Includes heavy duty nylon sheath
Micro-Max 19-in-1 Multi-tool
If you feel lost without your trusty knife at your side, this tiny multi-tool can give you some great company. Easily closes to attach to any key ring, making it super easy to carry. Six screwdrivers, a ruler, pliers and a bottle opener give this little tool a ton of usefulness. The Micro-Max is a great pocket toolkit that is easy to carry on your keyring, glovebox, purse, backpack or laptop bag. It is precision crafted from solid stainless steel and features a quick release mechanism that locks onto any keyring. So convenient you'll forget you're carrying it until you need it.
Mini Hozuki LED Candle Lantern
Over at the Frankenstein place, campsite, or anywhere, everyone always needs a little extra light. Nothing gives a gadget-lover more happiness than a new light, especially when it's really handy. Enter the Mini Hozuki LED Candle Lantern - an LED lantern that's gonna find itself right at home in your gear. First off, the Mini Hozuki LED Candle Lantern is beautiful, with its silicone shade and aluminum body. It's got a magnetic tail to wrap around poles and loops and also stick directly to metal. And then there's the light. Sure it's got a High and Low mode, but you can also pause it anywhere in between in Custom mode. Add in a strobe mode and two candle modes (like High and Low, but with a neato flickering effect), and you have a camping lantern that will make you feel like you're roughing it (even if you're just hiding under your desk at work). The Mini Hozuki LED Candle Lantern is ready to put a twinkle in your eye. Mini Hozuki LED Candle Lantern Small and durable backpacking lantern - ready to light your anything! Magnetic ball sticks to metal or wraps around poles or loops and sticks to the Hozuki body to hold it almost anywhere. Made of polycarbonate plastic, ABS resin, acrylic resin, silicone rubber, and aluminum. Modes: High, Low, Custom, Strobe, High Candle, and Low Candle. Average Lighting Hours: High Mode: 40 hrs; Low Mode: 70 hrs; Strobe Mode: 180 hrs. Max Brightness:: 60 Lumens Batteries: 3 AAA (not included) Dimensions: 2.2" diameter x 2" tall (hang-y thing is approx. 3" long)
Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Light Switch
He's your only friend. He's not your only friend. But he's a little glowing friend. But really he's not actually your friend. But he--nevermind, let's not put too fine a point on it. He wants to be the only bee in your bonnet and that's all that matters, right? You're probably wondering why it took 21 years for the world to finally make a blue canary nightlight. We're not sure, but we suspect the sparrow that doesn't tell you anything you want to know had something to do with it--or Triangle Man, who always seems to win. Plug this little guy in an outlet by a light switch and the energy efficient, light-sensitive LED will glow cheerfully as light fades. You'll never have to whistle in the dark again! Unless that's the only one thing that you like, in which case you can leave the Blue Canary unplugged from the Outlet by the Light Switch.
Gerber Artifact Pocket Keychain Tool
We'll admit it. The geek hatred of the unitasker has swung the pendulum way too far in the other direction. Now there are multitools that do eleventy-billion things and they still fit in your pocket... if you don't plan on putting anything else in there. Just suck... in... the gut... and stuff the tool in the pocket - quickly! THERE! It fits. What is that stabbing pain? Don't mind that - it's just the corkscrew attachment. The Gerber Artifact Pocket Keychain Tool is a minimalist multitasker, the perfect lightweight companion that's only a tad bigger than a cigarette lighter. It features an exchangeable or removable #11 hobby blade, cross driver, small and medium flat drivers, wire stripper, pry bar (aka paint can opener) and keychain attachment hole. That's eight useful tools packed into a tiny package that really does fit in your pocket.
JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPad
Bring your tablet-based gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT Tablet Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. Simply press down to attach the JOYSTICK-IT to your tablet based computer's screen for improved gaming. No wires or batteries needed. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps. Any game that has an on-screen control pad of some kind is perfect for the JOYSTICK-IT. Simply run your game of choice, place the JOYSTICK-IT over the on-screen control pad and push down. The JOYSTICK-IT sticks to the glass of your display and is ready for action. The lightweight solid milled-aluminum construction of the JOYSTICK-IT adds more precise movement and faster response time for enhanced playability. When you're done, simply pull-up on the JOYSTICK-IT to remove from the screen. Hardware Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT works with any device which features a capacitive touchscreen. This includes the iPad™ and many Android™ tablets. The JOYSTICK-IT will work with mobile phones that have capacitive touchscreen displays, however it may not be ideal for this purpose because of its size. Game Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT will work with any game that features a virtual on-screen control pad of some kind. Games that use swiping, swipe-style joypads, joypads with variable on-screen locations, or complex finger based gestures will not work properly with the JOYSTICK-IT. Product Features Add a real physical joystick to your tablet computer for enhanced gaming precision Works with thousands of different games No wires or batteries required Removable and reposition-able. Will not harm your screen. Solid milled-aluminum construction Laser etched crosshair design on top of stick adds thumb traction Invented and designed by ThinkGeek Patent Pending design Games seen in demo video include: Pac Man (Make Sure to set control to "Joystick" in game options) Edge (Make Sure to set control to Arrows in game option) Reckless Racing HD iDracula Ridge Racer iFighter ToyShop Dig Dug Remix CubedRR HD Space Blast HD Galaga Remix Babylonian HD Monster Dash Soosiz HD MX Mayhem Vector Racing iPad™ is a Registered Trademark of Apple, Inc.. Android™ is a Registered Trademark of Google, Inc.. This product is not an officially licensed product from Apple, Inc. or Google, Inc..
Wedgie Guitar Pick Holder 2-Pack
Ok, so you're working on a new tune. The normal method you use is this: pluck out some notes or strum some chords, hear something you like, repeat and refine it, then write it down. Normally, that involves switching your guitar pick for a pencil. But what to do with your guitar pick to keep it handy? You could stick it up your nose, but that would get your strings slimy. You could stick it in your mouth, but it's already been up your nose! Good thing there's an easy solution: the Wedgie Guitar Pick Holder 2-Pack. Every guitarist in the universe needs at least one Wedgie Guitar Pick Holder 2-Pack. You'll get 2 Wedgies (duh) which is great for using on multiple guitars or sharing with a band mate and/or friend. This flexible pick holder uses a patented twist-lock design to mount on the strings of any guitar just above the neck (the headstock). Place the holder between the strings and rotate it 90° - picks are then held in either of the 2 wedge shaped slots. Wedgies use no adhesives and won't damage your guitar in any way. And since the holder is suspended in the strings, Wedgies won't affect your axe's tuning or tone. Get a Wedgie Guitar Pick Holder 2-Pack today and never lose your picks again. Please Note: Guitar picks, guitar, and talent not included. Wedgie Guitar Pick Holder 2-Pack Just twist it between the strings on the headstock for an easy way to keep track of up to two guitar picks. Will not affect the tone or tuning of your guitar. No adhesives to make your picks sticky. Made of flexible rubbery goodness. Two Wedgies included with each 2-Pack. Had to say it. Patented design, made in the USA. Dimensions: approx. 0.94" x 0.5" x 0.5"
Joe's Sticky Stuff
Joe's Sticky Stuff is in a ton of movies. What, you've never noticed it? That's because it's invisible! You see, when Hollywood borrows a location to shoot a movie, they need to be able to hang things up for filming and remove them cleanly when they're done. Adhesives like blue tack, foam tape, and butyl can hang things just fine, but they fail the test when it comes to clean removal. Do you do any of the following? If so, you need a tin of Joe's Sticky Stuff: Lament the fact that your posters constantly fall off your cubicle walls? Hang signs in hotels or convention centers for purposes of business or geeking out? Display your kids' artwork all over the house, but don't want Swiss cheese walls? Live in an earthquake zone and want to keep fragile collectibles from falling off your shelves? Want your action figures to stand firm, even if you slam your desk with your fists every time you ragequit WoW? Have kids that want to redecorate their rooms every time they change their mind about their favorite pony? Need to keep your crazy dog from going on magic carpet rides every time he tears around the house chasing the cat? Do any home renovation that involves holding something level with one hand and reaching for the power tool with the other? Decorate your house for every holiday, including Merlinpeen? Joe's Sticky Stuff will be a lifesaver in all these situations and more. To use Joe's Sticky Stuff, simply tear off the desired length, firmly press the sticky side to the surface of your item and then peel off the backing paper. Press the item to the wall, table, floor, or robot. After a few seconds, it'll be stuck firmly for as long as you need it. If you leave a little tape sticking beyond the edge of your object, it'll give you a "handle" to pull on when it comes time to remove it. Simply pull Joe's Sticky Stuff slowly in the direction it was applied. It'll shrink off the surface and leave it without any residue or stains. Product Specifications An aggressive, pressure-sensitive adhesive tape Invented for the film industry to hang and hold props in rented filming locations Better than blue tack, double sided foam tape, and butyl Holds firm, removes easily, leaves no residue, damage, or stains Ideas for using Joe's: For office: hang things in your cubicle, keep people from stealing your stapler For home: secure throw rugs, decorate kids' rooms, hang holiday decor For travel: hang temporary signage at conventions For DIY: level things before you create holes, keep screws from rolling away For collectors: adhere action figure feet to shelves, keep The Precious(es) from falling if there's an earthquake Tape Dimensions: 1/2" wide x 20 feet long Comes in a tin and makes a great gift for just about everyone!
Micro Spy Remote
Welcome to your debriefing, Mr. Blond. This mission is especially delicate so we've had R devise a new gadget for you. Its code name is M-3904-DD920-8903B, but you may call it the Micro Spy Remote. This little universal remote is the newest (secret) weapon in your arsenal to confuse hoards of TV viewers and perhaps save the free world as we know it. In seconds (just hold the mute button until the TV target mutes), you can take control of almost any television set, thus preventing S.M.U.S.H. propaganda from brainwashing what the Americans so cleverly refer to as "couch potatoes" (though, really, would anyone notice?) The Micro Spy Remote's powers will work on a wide variety of televisions (Sony, Panasonic, Samsung, Toshiba, Sanyo, Aiwa, Mitsubishi, Philips, JVC, Sharp, etc) and its small size will safeguard you against discovery. Remember, Agent 002, if you are caught, the Department will not save you. You are on your own. Good luck, Mr. Blond.
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