Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers
Relaxing at the space station's bar, you order the house special and are presented with a glowing blue drink. At the bottom of the glass you see something; and it appears to be moving. You can't quite tell if it's a flower from a far off world dancing in the carbonation, or the tentacles of some creature waiting patiently to make you its repast. The barkeep assures you it's safe. "It's just an Edible Wild Hibiscus Flower," he says, "suck it down . . . if you dare!" And you should dare, because Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers might look like baby Cthulhu, but they are magically delicious. Tasting a little bit like raspberry (and a little bit like something not of this world), they make an incredible garnish on or in any dish you create. But the real beauty (as you can tell by the pictures) is enhancing your inebriating beverages. They make your martini extra exotic and add an unheard of layer of romance to a glass of champagne. Or you can just pull some Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers out of the jar and pretend you are eating alien anemones before they eat you. Because you never know . . . they just might try!
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Zombie Jerky
So you've destroyed the brains of your first zombie. Congrats! But now what? What do you do with the festering, rotting body? It was just this question that plagued (get it?) us at TG Zombie Defense HQ. We thought about mailing them to someone we didn't like, but that was just too costly (and he had already been zombified, anyways). After a lot of discussion, we decided the only sensible thing to do with the re-dead undead was to eat them. A few experiments later, we discovered the only safe way to eat zombie corpses was to turn them into Zombie Jerky! Zombie Jerky is a delicious way of dealing with the undead. Seriously, though, Zombie Jerky is really just tasty chunks of teriyaki beef jerky - accented with green stuff. Packaged in a neato specimen pouch, Zombie Jerky will prove to everyone that you'll eat anything (and also earn you lots of grossed out looks). And all the while, you'll know it's not really ex-people. Or is it?!? Hey, zombies have been eating us for years - it's time for us to return the favor with Zombie Jerky. For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Jerky Delicious teriyaki beef jerky, packaged to look like zombie flesh. A whole 15g of protein in each serving! Net Wt.: 1.25 oz.
Chocolate Zombie Head Bon Bons with Cherry Brains
It's simply ghastly, you know, our town being overrun by these walking dead. But it was quite fortunate to find such suitable refuge in this confectionery shop. While young Timothy stands vigil in the upper window, you and I may eat our most ironic and delicious creations. Braaaiiiins, indeed! Quite good, I say. Quite good. Chocolate Zombie Head Bon Bons arrive in a stylish candy box, suitable for gifting to your favorite guy or ghoul.Each box contains six bon bons in rich dark chocolate. Bite into one and taste the sweet cherry cordial-style brains, but be careful! Eating brains is addicting and you may find yourself at the business end of a shotgun. Munch responsibly. Product Features A delightful candy for survivors of the zombie apocalypse Gift box of zombie head bon bons Contains 6 rich dark chocolate zombie heads Bite into the zombie head and taste the cherry-flavored brains Manufactured in USA Exclusive product invented and designed by ThinkGeek Ingredients: Dark Chocolate: Chocolate Liquor, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Soya Lecithin, Vanilla Cherry Center: Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Egg Albumen, Potato Starch, Vanilla, Invertase, Sugar, Palm Kernel Oil, Whole Milk, Non-fat Milk, Whey (an emulsifier), Hydrogenated Palm Oil, Soy Lecithin (an emulsifier), Butter (Cream and Salt) Cherry Flavor and FD&C Red #3 Cherries, Water, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Potassium Sorbate and Sodium Benzoate added as preservatives, FD&C Red #40, AND Sulfur Dioxide (Preservative) This product is made in a facility that processes wheat, milk, eggs and tree nuts. Each piece is 28g (.98 oz), 6 pieces per package
Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix
We just had a big ol' cup of hot cocoa. AAAAH. It's hard to type right now because we are so jacked on caffeine and sugar now that we are actually floating above our chairs. LOOK A BUTTERFLY! We didn't use boring hot cocoa, we used our Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix, and our minds are racing and spastic. Read on! OR ELSE. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix is exactly what it says. Each cup has about 175mg of caffeine in it. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix comes in three delicious flavors: Double-Dutch Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Chocolate Mint. TY HAS A GOATEE NOW - DOES THAT MEAN HE'S EVIL TY? Can you tell we're a little caffeinated? BECAUSE WE ARE! Whew - hurry and buy some now, so you can get your tastebuds and mind racing, too. Because otherwise, we'll drink all theCaffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix and then we'll explode. PRETZEL JELLYBEANS! Directions: Mix a few spoonfuls into an 8oz glass of water. Of course, you can always add more! For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix Super delicious hot cocoa mix, that just happens to be ultra-caffeinated! Three flavors to choose from: Double-Dutch Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Chocolate Mint. Each packaged in a resealable zipper pack. Caffeine Content: 175mg per 8oz serving (and that's 8oz including the water) Servings Per Bag: approx. 38 Net Wt: 12 oz.
RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer 4-Pack
When ye sail the seven seas, scouring the ocean for booty, there be two foes ye never expect: exhaustion and scurvy. One will addle yer mind and the other will scuttle yer gums. Well, it be high time someone comes up with a brew to take care of both enemies in a single shot. And they have. Presenting RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer - the only root beer to combat sleepiness and scurvy. And it be tasting pretty darn good, ta boot! Each 12oz. bottle of RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer is loaded with 120mg of caffeine and a full daily dose of Vitamin C. Oh, and then we throw in a bit of the natural (and, dare we say, seductive) guarana plant, for even more kick. Plus, the pirate theme is just great fun. The taste is fantastic, too: picture a great root beer with a splash of orange, ending with just a hint of spiciness. Our mouths are watering just thinking about it. RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer will have you singing shanties and hoisting sails, without pause or loss of teeth, as soon as you take the first sip. Aarrrrgh-aaaaahhhh! For nutrition information, click here.
DIY Drinking Strawz
Liquids are fun outside your body (like swimming in a lake or pre-set grape gelatin) and they are fun inside your body (like Bawls, Jolt, and the occasional Zima - just kidding). But really, the big problem comes when deciding how to make fun liquid get from outside your body to inside your body. Our favorite method is drinking. And when we drink, we like using straws. But sometimes a straight straw is boring. So we combined a few chemicals in a test tube and DIY Drinking Strawz were born. Composed of 44 dishwasher safe components, DIY Drinking Strawz guarantee that liquids get into your body exactly how you want them to. Want to mix drinks? Well, then build your straw to dip into two (or more) cups. Want to share? Then build an extra drinking branch. Want to mix drinks AND share? You can do that too!!! Amazing, ain't it? And hey, if you want to go nuts and really suck, you can buy more than one set and make a mondo-gigantic straw. You could be the Suck-Meister. Please Note: Colors may vary from those shown. DIY Drinking Strawz Includes 44 pieces: 20 flexible connectors and 24 translucent straw pieces (12 - 5" strawz and 12 - 2.875" strawz). The connectors rubbery TPE (which isn't rubber at all, but a food safe plastic) and the strawz are Polypropylene. Dishwasher safe.
Zombie Hot Sauce
It hasn't been scientifically proven yet, but we're going to hop on the train that believes that eating spicy food results in a higher metabolism and weight loss. Then we can prepare for the zombie apocalypse while eating hot wings and buffalo shrimp. After all, we could leave work and go straight to the gym or go home and make some wings with Zombie Hot Sauce. One of those sounds much more appealing. Zombie Hot Sauce is thick and smooth and coats your wings with a blanket of peppery warmth and spices. And let's not leave it with just wings! Zombie Hot Sauce makes a delicious topping for chicken sandwiches. Ever had pizza with hot sauce instead of tomato sauce? You're missing out on something divine. Zombie Hot Sauce will deliver the zombie buzz that will prepare you for the end times - or at least make your brains taste delightfully marinated. Product Specifications Thick and smooth hot sauce will burn those extra calories without cardio* The zombie hot sauce buzz will prepare you for the end times If it doesn't, it'll at least marinate your body for the zombies Each bottle contains 5 ounces of liquid amazement Scoville Rating of 360 *NOTE: There is no definite scientific proof this works. But researching sure is fun!
Chargers Chocolate Espresso Beans
Sure popular media would have us all believe that we are nothing but coppertops living an imaginary existence, but that does little to help us understand these yummy little bundles of energy wrapped up in a D Cell sized and styled tin. So instead just think of these candies as yummy little bundles of chocolate covered coffee energy transported in a D cell and consumed by coppertops for optimum charging in an imaginary world. That works. Delicious and nutritious (well...2% of your daily suggested intake of Iron and Calcium is sorta kinda healthy), Chargers are great for whenever you need a little pick me up. You can judge your caffeine need in D cells now. Late Night at Work = 1 D Cell. Gaming Marathonapalooza = 20 D Cells. Hey, we know your priorities! When you finish the beans in each tin, you can reuse the tins to store up to six dollars in quarters for your friends M.A.M.E. cabinet or for laundry day! Each tin has approx. 12-15 beans, and they are stackable. Each bean varies in caffeine content, but it normally only takes a few to get a cup of coffee's worth of buzz. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. -- Popular Usenet Sig For nutritional information, click here.
Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies
Sharing time, everyone: food is, hands down, our favorite thing to eat. Ever! One of our favorite types of food is dessert food, especially those dessert foods loaded with chocolate, like brownies and cookies. Add caffeine to said desserts, and we're not only full but awake! Of course this is leading us to the product on this page, and of course you already know what they are because of the gorgeous pictures. Yup, they are: Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies. And we don't call them Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies for nothin'! Each one is loaded with 200mg of caffeine! The hardest part of these is not eating too many, because they really are that good. And because they are so tasty, you'll eat them fast - and that will get the caffeine in your blood with a powerful rush. Trust us. Get some Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies for a heaping helping of wake up for dessert. For nutrition information, click here. Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies These suckers are truly decadent desserts, deliciously made by A Snack in the Face. Choice of: brownie, cookie, or one of each! Caffeine Content: 200mg per brownie/cookie Net Wt.: 4.2oz Dimensions: approx 3.5" square.
Caffeinated Geeks Candy
In this world there are dorks, nerds, and geeks. Let's see if we can accurately describe them, without being insulting. Picture a Renaissance Faire. The dorks are the guys running around with a sword on their back . . . and tennis shoes. The nerd is the one with the completely accurate costume who points out that fact to annoyance of everyone around. But the geeks are the lords and ladies in the completely accurate costume with the appropriate weapons who are so comfortable in their nerdiness and dorkiness that they have elevated it to a new level. They have become cool due to the sheer awesomeness of their personality. These are the geeks - these are us and these are you - and we are the people who will rule the world. To celebrate the awe-inspiring power of geeks, we bring you these candies: Caffeinated Geeks Candy. You see, dorks evolve into nerds who evolve into geeks. So, we took one of our favorite candies (Nerds®) and evolved them. We bulked them up and added a load of caffeine (that magic dust that helps give geeks their powers). Caffeinated Geeks Candy is made by geeks, for geeks. You get two delicious flavors which combine to form another great flavor. And each container is stuffed with 100 mg of caffeine - more than enough to pep up your day. Geeks of the world - we are a proud people, a wise people, a fantastic people, and it's time we had a candy to match. Caffeinated Geeks Candy is just that candy. Viva la Geek! For nutritional information, click here.
Old Fashioned Bacon Candy
Close your eyes, and think back to long ago. You'd go over to grandma's house. There'd be a little jar on the table with treats, and you were always allowed to have one. Such great memories. Until that time, you took something from the OTHER jar, and grandpa chased you around to get his teeth back. Well, time to bring those memories (the candy, not the teeth) back with these Old Fashioned Bacon Candy. See, Old Fashioned Bacon Candy look just like those candies grandma shared with you - except these candies taste like bacon. And they come in a delightfully retro tin you can display on your coffee table or desk. Eat the Old Fashioned Bacon Candy one by one, and savor the taste of bacon while recollecting a calmer, gentler time. Or eat them all at once, what do we care. We just know you'll love these Old Fashioned Bacon Candy - so there. Pffft. For nutrition information, click here. Old Fashioned Bacon Candy They look like old fashioned candy in an old fashioned tin - but they taste like bacon (the candy, not the tin). A sweet and smoky bacon treat to delight your taste buds. Each candy is individually wrapped. Tin shows you where bacon candy comes from. Approx. 12 candies per tin (it's filled by weight, so can vary just a tad). Tin Dimensions: 3.25" x 2.5" x 2"
Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws
Milk is good for your body. It gives you calcium and a white mustache on your top lip that shows everyone that you listen to all the famous people in advertisements with similar white mustaches. The easy way to make milk better is to add chocolate powder to it, turning it into chocolate milk. Until now, that was the end of the evolution. But we've added another ingredient: caffeine (200mg, to be exact). Presenting Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws. Yeah, you read that right. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws - with 200mg of caffeine per straw. Here's what you do: pop the ends of the straw and mix the powder with 8oz of milk (of course, you can add more or less, depending on your specific tastes), stir, and then suck it through the straw. It's that simple to get delicious chocolate milk loaded with caffeine. 200mg is about 2.5 energy drinks worth, in case you're wondering. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws - just add milk (we'll take care of the buzz and the chocolate)! For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws Pour into a glass of milk and mix for delicious chocolate milk - with 200mg of caffeine! Yup, you read that right: 200mg of caffeine!!! That's as much caffeine as 2.5 energy drinks. Use the straw to drink the hyper chocolate milk once mixed. Each pack has 3 straws. Each straw should be mixed with 8oz of milk (of course, you can mix to taste).
Night Light Caffeinated Chai Mints
Chai has always been a calming beverage. Spiced and soothing, it has been around for centuries. Drinkers of chai beverages normally report a general sense of well-being, and smile a lot. But sometimes it's hard to take a hot drink around with you. To help geeks everywhere enjoy chai on the run, we've found Night Lights caffeinated chai mints. Each mint is only lightly caffeinated (1.5 mg per mint), so as not to destroy the calming effect of the chai. Instead, you just add a slight hint of alertness to your chai-induced peace. The light dash of caffeine also makes these the perfect 'before bed' mints. You'll be lulled into a rich sleep by the spiced chai, and the pinch of caffeine will make sure your dreams are wild. We'd tell you more about these delicious mints, but it's time for our naps. Each tin is .8 oz (22.8g) of caffeinated chai goodness (about 40 mints per tin).
Bacon Lollipop
Kids in old time movie had the biggest lollipops. They looked so good, it's no wonder the evil dudes with long curly mustaches and top hats always wanted to steal them. But then the hero saved the day and they all walked into candy land, where everything is edible. Ok, so we're thinking about candy a lot. But we're also getting a craving for breakfast. Time to combine candy and breakfast in perfect harmony; presenting the Bacon Lollipop. Each Bacon Lollipop is full of smoky bacon flavor. It's also quite large (4" diameter) and swirled, just like the suckers of old. Start one at the beginning of the day, and it should last (depending on your tongue skills) quite a while. Lick it through meetings, lick it through lunch, lick it on your way home. And then once your Bacon Lollipop is all finished, you can just start another one. YAY. For nutrition information, click here. Bacon Lollipop Looks like an old time lollipop and tastes like bacon! Pretty bacon colors. Dimensions: 4" diameter lollipop.
Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks
Sometimes there's a great story behind a product, sometimes it's as simple as delicious chocolate. This one is the latter. These candies are just about the tastiest thing we've sampled here at ThinkGeek HQ. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks are just what you need to stay awake - forever! Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks are frickin' awesome. The chocolate is heavenly and the caffeine is divine. You will very quickly find yourself soaring on the good ship "I'M AWAKE!," while also satiating your chocolate craving. Order some today, get hooked tomorrow, and love them forever. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks are ready to be eaten . . . by you! For nutrition information, click here. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks Delicious little chocolate candies with loads of caffeine. 600 mg of caffeine per box. Wow. 60% Cocoa. Net Wt.: 1.4oz per box
Gummy Brain
What better way to enjoy some time off than to crack open a nice cold head and sup on the tender brains contained therein. Yum. Hey, zombies do it all the time - who are we to judge? Ok, so that's pretty gross, but not as gross as the third sentence in the next paragraph. What we're getting at is: you need a Gummy Brain to feast on. Read on, tender morsel! Each Gummy Brain comes with two brain parts (top and bottom) which are a delectable strawberry flavor. They are roughly the size of a baby's brain. Because let's face it, babies are the veal of people. Hey, we're just kidding, and we did warn you that sentence would be gross. Included with each brain is a small vial of cherry flavored liquid candy (aka: candy blood) for extra horror fun. Our Gummy Brain is ready to spice up any holiday or special event - from Christmas to Halloween to Pi Day to George Washington's Birthday - with tasty, cannibalistic goodness. For nutrition information, click here. Gummy Brain Delicious, strawberry flavored brain. Brain is in two parts - top and bottom. Some cherry candy blood is included for grossness. Net Wt. / Size: Brain: 7oz - approx. 3.75" x 3" x 0.7" Blood Vial: 0.20oz - approx. 4.25" long
Bawls Mints - High Caffeine Candy
Spiked with the same high-caffeine Guarana that fuels the amazing BAWLS soft drink, these fizzy sweet mints are some of the best candies around to help you stay up all night. They are even slightly carbonated to mimic that authentic BAWLS experience. And they taste great! Your choice of a single tin or a 4-pack of tins. Each tin contains approximately 75 slightly carbonated BAWLS mints. Each mint contains about 1 milligram of caffeine (via Guarana & pure caffeine). Contains real sugar (each mint has about 1.3 calories and a quarter gram of carbs). Regular candy is for babies. BAWLS mints are not for babies.
Super Mario Brothers Question Box Candy
Everyone thinks Mario hits all the Question Blocks because he needs money (because, seriously, is this plumber ever paid?!?!), but that's wrong. He hits the blocks and collects the coins to eat later. That's right, the coins are edible! And because Mario doesn't make any money on plumbing, he needs to get food any way he can. Time to snack like Mario with Super Mario Brothers Question Box Candy. Super Mario Brothers Question Box Candy comes in an awesome metal container that looks just like the blocks from the game. Pry off the top, and you will find inside 1.2oz of delicious coin shaped candies. They taste like sour strawberry and while eating 100 won't give you an extra life, they will give you a nice sugar fix. Bring a little old school video game flavor into your life with some Super Mario Brothers Question Box Candy. For nutrition information, click here. Super Mario Brothers Question Box Candy Delicious coin candies in Question Mark boxes. Just like Mario likes to eat. Candies are sour strawberry flavored. Net Wt.: 1.2oz of candy (approx. 54 coins). Dimensions: approx. 2" cubed
Cupcake Gumballs
We could say they are fairy eggs. We could say they hold dreams inside. We could say a lot of wacky stuff, but why? These are Cupcake Gumballs - they are gumballs that taste like cupcakes. Simple. Eloquent. Delicious. Don't have time to eat a real cupcake? Well, Cupcake Gumballs are ready to be chewed on the run. Eating a real cupcake too messy with whatever else you are doing? Cupcake Gumballs don't require hands to enjoy. Cupcake Gumballs are great to tide you over until you can eat real cupcakes. CUPCAKES! For nutrition information, click here. Cupcake Gumballs Yummy gumballs that taste like vanilla cupcakes. Approx. 22 balls per tin. Tin Dimensions: 3.25" x 2.5" x 0.75".
Crackheads
It's hard sometimes. You can't bring crackheads home, or your parents (no matter how old) will yell at you. You can't bring them to work, or you risk losing your job. And you can't really hang out with them, or you risk being arrested. But now we've discovered Crackheads (the capital "C" is very important here), a delicious way to give yourself a nice, legal buzz with everyone's favorite drug of choice: caffeine! Crackheads are white and dark chocolate covered espresso beans, and dang are they ever tasty! Each 1.3oz box has about 30-32 Crackheads inside, which packs a nice punch of about 200mg of caffeine per box. And 200mg of caffeine is a very sweet treat indeed. And if you are crazy, try the Hyper Crackheads (officially, Crackheads2). Each box of those dark chocolate and candy coated beauties packs 600mg of caffine! OMG! But seriously, there is nothing more enjoyable than inviting someone to your office to enjoy some Crackheads and Bawls. For nutritional information, click here.
Think Gum Energizing Gum
Teachers have had it wrong all these years. Chewing gum in class is not a bad thing. Yes, it can sometimes lead to stickiness under chairs and rude slurping sounds. But it can also be a very positive thing if you're chewing the right gum, that is. And the gum you should be chewing is: Think Gum. Because Think Gum has everything in it to kick your brain's butt into gear (yes, your brain has a butt - take our word for it). It's true. The makers of Think Gum have loaded it with tons of naturally mind-enhancing stuff. There's peppermint to invigorate your mind and senses; rosemary (a neural protector) to keep your brain cells healthy; vinpocetine (a cerebral vasodilator) to increase blood flow to your brain and help with memory; bacopa to speed up information processing; ginkgo biloba to improve memory and cognition; and guarana to give you an all natural hit of caffeine (20 mg per serving - just enough to boost all the other memory enhancing ingredients, but not enough to make you jittery). If you like thinking (and we know you do), then get yourselves some Think Gum now - your brain will thank you. Each pack contains 12 pieces. Each 3 pack contains...well, you can do the math. For nutritional information, click here. And now, there's hardcore science to back it all up! Click here for a ThinkGum study summary in Appetite [PDF]
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